Hey, it’s Kyle
@kylefrancis.bsky.social
I make video games / a nuisance of myself
Upgraded my ram this week and it’s pretty mind blowing to have the Unreal editor and one Google chrome tab open at the same time
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Upgraded my ram this week and it’s pretty mind blowing to have the Unreal editor and one Google chrome tab open at the same time
Maybe the rapture did happen last Tuesday but we all just suck ass
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Maybe the rapture did happen last Tuesday but we all just suck ass
With most of the content on legacy media sites being AI generated and film criticism barely existing as a profession anymore, what even is a Rotten Tomatoes score anymore? It’s the average score of ten reworded press-releases and also Monty from the Sylvan Lake Herald who still has a Nokia.
August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
With most of the content on legacy media sites being AI generated and film criticism barely existing as a profession anymore, what even is a Rotten Tomatoes score anymore? It’s the average score of ten reworded press-releases and also Monty from the Sylvan Lake Herald who still has a Nokia.
I got a leaflet in my door saying the liberal candidate in my riding used to be a shady art broker. I’m not in politics, but I think if you’re trying to smear someone you probably shouldn’t make them sound fucking cool
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I got a leaflet in my door saying the liberal candidate in my riding used to be a shady art broker. I’m not in politics, but I think if you’re trying to smear someone you probably shouldn’t make them sound fucking cool
The Super 8 kid may have played JD Vance in his first movie, but the Richard Jewell guy will play him in the second.
August 8, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The Super 8 kid may have played JD Vance in his first movie, but the Richard Jewell guy will play him in the second.
Speaking as someone who grew up in an area where bears live, and having encountered a couple in the wild myself, I really need to stress that the type of bear it is should really factor into your answer.
May 2, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Speaking as someone who grew up in an area where bears live, and having encountered a couple in the wild myself, I really need to stress that the type of bear it is should really factor into your answer.
It’s wild that there’s just a huge orb in the sky half the time where if you look at it too much it will blind you. Critical planet design flaw
April 3, 2024 at 10:46 PM
It’s wild that there’s just a huge orb in the sky half the time where if you look at it too much it will blind you. Critical planet design flaw
GODDAMN IT, IS TIME LINEAR OR NOT JFC
March 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
GODDAMN IT, IS TIME LINEAR OR NOT JFC
Timothy Chalamet has, like, the ultimate Fucked Up Little Guy energy and yet has never played one. We have yet to see his full power
March 15, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Timothy Chalamet has, like, the ultimate Fucked Up Little Guy energy and yet has never played one. We have yet to see his full power
Ranting about insidious propaganda embedded in children’s cartoons used to be a way to quickly establish a character as a conspiracy crank. This is now just the normal way people talk about children’s cartoons.
March 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Ranting about insidious propaganda embedded in children’s cartoons used to be a way to quickly establish a character as a conspiracy crank. This is now just the normal way people talk about children’s cartoons.
Gonna get in on the Millennial Novelty Gift racket with my adult sized jolly jumper called “fuck you, I’m fucking jumping you stupid fucking fuck”
December 5, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Gonna get in on the Millennial Novelty Gift racket with my adult sized jolly jumper called “fuck you, I’m fucking jumping you stupid fucking fuck”
Kill your darlings. Then produce more, and kill them. Keep going. Build a palace from their bones.
November 10, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Kill your darlings. Then produce more, and kill them. Keep going. Build a palace from their bones.
I hope I can continue making videogames for long enough to see everyone learn to be normal about them
October 31, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I hope I can continue making videogames for long enough to see everyone learn to be normal about them
You know what? No. It’s a normal amount to unpack
October 23, 2023 at 7:24 PM
You know what? No. It’s a normal amount to unpack
My flight got delayed so I read the Epic of Gilgamesh and it’s kinda wild how well a 4000 year old story can hold up. Ridley Scott ass ancient poem
September 29, 2023 at 10:51 PM
My flight got delayed so I read the Epic of Gilgamesh and it’s kinda wild how well a 4000 year old story can hold up. Ridley Scott ass ancient poem
I’m ready to declare the stereotype about New Yorkers being jerks untrue. Everyone I’ve met here has been very chill. The biggest asshole in this city is me
September 28, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I’m ready to declare the stereotype about New Yorkers being jerks untrue. Everyone I’ve met here has been very chill. The biggest asshole in this city is me
I mean this as the highest compliment, but I think Sleep No More might be the greatest haunted house ever made, absolute peak of the form
September 27, 2023 at 3:59 AM
I mean this as the highest compliment, but I think Sleep No More might be the greatest haunted house ever made, absolute peak of the form
Love to go to a museum and take pictures of every painting so I can sit at home later and appreciate them on my phone as the artist intended
September 25, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Love to go to a museum and take pictures of every painting so I can sit at home later and appreciate them on my phone as the artist intended
Part of me is very jealous of the CDPR folks who Elon threatened with a flintlock in a recording session. I’ve spent hundreds of hours in those and have never been threatened by a deranged billionaire wielding ancient weaponry, it isn’t fair
September 20, 2023 at 2:10 PM
Part of me is very jealous of the CDPR folks who Elon threatened with a flintlock in a recording session. I’ve spent hundreds of hours in those and have never been threatened by a deranged billionaire wielding ancient weaponry, it isn’t fair
Why is the corporate security update password bot so obsessed with me?
September 18, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Why is the corporate security update password bot so obsessed with me?
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Decided to do something useful: whipped up a quick Internet Site for all the Unity folks who now want to learn Unreal and don't know where (or whether) to start because it's daunting as hell.
www.ughiguessiwanttomovefromunitytounreal.com
www.ughiguessiwanttomovefromunitytounreal.com
September 13, 2023 at 9:05 AM
Decided to do something useful: whipped up a quick Internet Site for all the Unity folks who now want to learn Unreal and don't know where (or whether) to start because it's daunting as hell.
www.ughiguessiwanttomovefromunitytounreal.com
www.ughiguessiwanttomovefromunitytounreal.com
A lot of the things people complain about on the internet are lame, but complaining about how other people are complaining is lamer. This extra meta layer complaining that I am doing, however, is cool.
September 8, 2023 at 8:25 PM
A lot of the things people complain about on the internet are lame, but complaining about how other people are complaining is lamer. This extra meta layer complaining that I am doing, however, is cool.
I think it is perhaps the time to rewatch Witness.
September 1, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I think it is perhaps the time to rewatch Witness.
So the family lore goes: One of my uncles, while landscaping in London, happened upon a mass grave from the Black Plague. He mounted two of the skulls on his imported American muscle car and wound them ‘round with Christmas lights until he was eventually reprimanded harshly by the authorities.
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
August 31, 2023 at 4:15 AM
So the family lore goes: One of my uncles, while landscaping in London, happened upon a mass grave from the Black Plague. He mounted two of the skulls on his imported American muscle car and wound them ‘round with Christmas lights until he was eventually reprimanded harshly by the authorities.
If BG3 was a tt session, who would have rolled each companion?
Gale - Big time fantasy reader playing his first game
Asterion - Veteran player who forgot you were starting tonight but “threw something together”
Shadowheart - Your most buttoned down yuppie friend, surprising everyone
Lae’zel - me
Gale - Big time fantasy reader playing his first game
Asterion - Veteran player who forgot you were starting tonight but “threw something together”
Shadowheart - Your most buttoned down yuppie friend, surprising everyone
Lae’zel - me
August 28, 2023 at 7:25 PM
If BG3 was a tt session, who would have rolled each companion?
Gale - Big time fantasy reader playing his first game
Asterion - Veteran player who forgot you were starting tonight but “threw something together”
Shadowheart - Your most buttoned down yuppie friend, surprising everyone
Lae’zel - me
Gale - Big time fantasy reader playing his first game
Asterion - Veteran player who forgot you were starting tonight but “threw something together”
Shadowheart - Your most buttoned down yuppie friend, surprising everyone
Lae’zel - me