Kyle Johnson
@kyleejohnson.bsky.social
Recovering CIO. Edge-case pedantic. Runs with scissors. Won’t speak on all male panels. Physical nomad who works in higher education IT.
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Big fan of #DoctorWho #StarTrek. Hobbiest into #RaspberryPi and #HomeAssistant. Avid #SCUBA diver.
Big fan of #DoctorWho #StarTrek. Hobbiest into #RaspberryPi and #HomeAssistant. Avid #SCUBA diver.
Yea, that was a pretty obvious feint. I'll not be voting for Warner even if the Dems are stupid enough to let him get all the way to the general.
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Yea, that was a pretty obvious feint. I'll not be voting for Warner even if the Dems are stupid enough to let him get all the way to the general.
My useless Senator from VA isn’t up for reelection until 2030. I’m pretty sure he took the hit in the hopes folks will forget that Warner is equally useless. Warner is up next year. I’m praying for a primary challenger there.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My useless Senator from VA isn’t up for reelection until 2030. I’m pretty sure he took the hit in the hopes folks will forget that Warner is equally useless. Warner is up next year. I’m praying for a primary challenger there.
Fuck you. You’ve sacrificed everything for nothing. You are an embarrassment to Virginia. You should retire and let someone actually do the job. I can’t wait to vote for whoever primaries you. And if you are the Dem nominee, I’ll vote for no one.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Fuck you. You’ve sacrificed everything for nothing. You are an embarrassment to Virginia. You should retire and let someone actually do the job. I can’t wait to vote for whoever primaries you. And if you are the Dem nominee, I’ll vote for no one.
Why is it every other week I have to send this turd a message begging him to do his job even when it's hard? I pray someone primaries him (and our other useless Senator).
a man sitting at a table with his hand on his face
Alt: a man sitting at a table with his hand on his face
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is it every other week I have to send this turd a message begging him to do his job even when it's hard? I pray someone primaries him (and our other useless Senator).
Tech Bros Understanding Dystopian Tech is Bad Challenge once again failed, even at difficulty level zero.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tech Bros Understanding Dystopian Tech is Bad Challenge once again failed, even at difficulty level zero.
I’m trying to decide in you found a little marijuana that is making you tipsy or a new little place that has seating and alcohol. And realizing they are not mutually exclusive.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m trying to decide in you found a little marijuana that is making you tipsy or a new little place that has seating and alcohol. And realizing they are not mutually exclusive.
I don’t know. It seems consistent to me. If we have good public health, there is no reason to use AI. So destroying public health creates the problem they can have AI “solve.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don’t know. It seems consistent to me. If we have good public health, there is no reason to use AI. So destroying public health creates the problem they can have AI “solve.”
No worries on the GenX thing. Honestly, we’re happy when anyone remembers our generation exists. 🤪
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
No worries on the GenX thing. Honestly, we’re happy when anyone remembers our generation exists. 🤪
We're kind of in that place with one of our cats. He's got kidney disease, and a couple months ago we thought we weren't bringing him home from the vet. We've got him on subcutaneous saline now, and that helped immensely. Still, we know we're down to months, so there's lots of snuggling happening.
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We're kind of in that place with one of our cats. He's got kidney disease, and a couple months ago we thought we weren't bringing him home from the vet. We've got him on subcutaneous saline now, and that helped immensely. Still, we know we're down to months, so there's lots of snuggling happening.
I have a t-shirt that says, "I survived the Hawaiian Missile Crisis." I'm always amazed how many mainland folks have no idea what it's taking about. Although, thinking about the number of people who asked if we were OK when the volcano erupted when we lived on Oahu, it makes sense.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have a t-shirt that says, "I survived the Hawaiian Missile Crisis." I'm always amazed how many mainland folks have no idea what it's taking about. Although, thinking about the number of people who asked if we were OK when the volcano erupted when we lived on Oahu, it makes sense.
Of course you put spaces on both sides of an em dash (says the guy who puts two spaces after a period).
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Alt: Man standing on top of sail mast as it sinks into the sea. The captions says, “I will go down with this ship.”
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October 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Of course you put spaces on both sides of an em dash (says the guy who puts two spaces after a period).
I’m starting to think Virginia Tech got lucky. They *only* had to pay out $6m for their failed coach. Imagine what those schools could do with that money besides rewarding failure.
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m starting to think Virginia Tech got lucky. They *only* had to pay out $6m for their failed coach. Imagine what those schools could do with that money besides rewarding failure.
I understand they are in the shit business, but I didn't know "shit for brains" was one of the criteria for working there.
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I understand they are in the shit business, but I didn't know "shit for brains" was one of the criteria for working there.
Growing up there was a musical about them we did in youth choir at church. That was 40+ years ago, and I can still hear the main song in my head anytime I see the names.
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Growing up there was a musical about them we did in youth choir at church. That was 40+ years ago, and I can still hear the main song in my head anytime I see the names.
It seems like that work really plays to your strengths.
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
It seems like that work really plays to your strengths.