Kyle Dodson
@kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Facial Hair Connoisseur, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter.
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"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked
"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"
Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage
"We've ahh made the uhh difficult decision to forego sexual intercourse tonight and have instead elected to drive home drunk. While that decision may have harsher long term repercussions, we really see no other way forward."
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"We've ahh made the uhh difficult decision to forego sexual intercourse tonight and have instead elected to drive home drunk. While that decision may have harsher long term repercussions, we really see no other way forward."
I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?
oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!
My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"
Superman deleted scene
July 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Superman deleted scene
remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight
July 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight
Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
a controversial opinion, but one I stand by
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a controversial opinion, but one I stand by
me cleaning out a closet
June 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
me cleaning out a closet
wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!
June 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!
made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context
June 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context
the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender
here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store
May 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
May 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
May 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
JD Vance explains that 3 inches is "more than enough"
"if y'all really want Jodi Foster to trickle down 💦 come to the Reagan Library!"
May 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"if y'all really want Jodi Foster to trickle down 💦 come to the Reagan Library!"
I asked for a Bears Super Bowl, I became the Pope. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I asked for a Bears Super Bowl, I became the Pope. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
Black and White checkered smoke, the conclave has elected the new Ska Pope
May 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Black and White checkered smoke, the conclave has elected the new Ska Pope
Easter Parlay is about to go the fuck off!
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Easter Parlay is about to go the fuck off!