Kyle Dodson
@kyledodsonfunny.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Facial Hair Connoisseur, Batman aficionado, Social Media Manager, and Oxford comma supporter.
https://linktr.ee/KyleDodsonFunny
https://linktr.ee/KyleDodsonFunny
Happy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day!
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Happy "Going for a Walk with your Cousin" Day!
"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"They dropped a house on my sister, so yeah, I'm beginning to think I'm back." - John Wicked
"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
"No I'm hearing this for the first time. A house, really? Which witch? The Wicked witch?"
Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kim Davis when the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage
The Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Democrats remind me of this guy in college who decided to not have sex (totally fine) but over a myriad of other options, he chose to drive home drunk.
I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I hate sports Halloween. What do you mean you're Jordan Hudson's sonogram from the 2000 Patriots season?
nobody:
robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"
robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
nobody:
robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"
robotic voice in a RUSH song: "░S░U░B░D░I░V░I░S░I░O░N░S░"
oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
oh no they gave Stretch Armstrong fuck boi tattoo!!
It's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's like saying PIN Number or ATM Machine, or BTK Killer
Hey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year.
Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio.
DM me if you need any of the following:
🎨 Graphic Design
✅ Show Posters
✅ Logos
✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays
✅ Pitch Decks
🧵 1/3
Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio.
DM me if you need any of the following:
🎨 Graphic Design
✅ Show Posters
✅ Logos
✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays
✅ Pitch Decks
🧵 1/3
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hey friends, looking for some extra freelance work for the end of the year.
Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio.
DM me if you need any of the following:
🎨 Graphic Design
✅ Show Posters
✅ Logos
✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays
✅ Pitch Decks
🧵 1/3
Willing to work within your budget. Can provide my portfolio.
DM me if you need any of the following:
🎨 Graphic Design
✅ Show Posters
✅ Logos
✅ Twitch/YouTube Overlays
✅ Pitch Decks
🧵 1/3
My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My wife said "beheading?! you'd better be heading out the door!"
me to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'"
September 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
me to a founding father: "look, I'll explain what this weird device is in a second, just tell me if you hear 'yanny' or 'laurel.'"
call me fortunato because of how bricked up I am
August 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
call me fortunato because of how bricked up I am
Superman deleted scene
July 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Superman deleted scene
remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight
July 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
remembering Kilson from The Dark Knight
Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Darth Vader. Willy Wonka. The Grinch.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
Childhoods I never needed to see on screen.
a controversial opinion, but one I stand by
July 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a controversial opinion, but one I stand by
me cleaning out a closet
June 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
me cleaning out a closet
wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!
June 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
wait, he's Gigli?!? I always thought she was Gigli!
made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context
June 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
made this to send in a group chat and honestly it's funnier without the context
Trump "there are too many days off"
Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off
Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trump "there are too many days off"
Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off
Buddy when you die I'm taking the entire week off
the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender
June 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
the mountain climber on the price is right when you guess too high for the price of a blender
here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store
May 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
here me out, @sephora should have a rack of these bad boys for the significant others to read in their store