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Kyle Danger
@kyledanger.bsky.social
510 followers 350 following 610 posts
he/him 👋🏾
Lifelong NYer 👑
King of the color blue 💙
Multimedia multihyphenate 🪩
Occasionally NSFW 😈
Always aiming for kindness 😻
Thoughts are my own 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Kyle Danger @kyledanger.bsky.social · 19d
Y'all. This is maybe my favorite movie of all time - the "watched every Sunday with my mom & sister as a kid", "helped form my sense of humor" type of movie. The shell out a ridiculous amount of $ and travel on 3 trains to meet Lesley Ann Warren & watch with other superfans type of movie. 🥰
A picture from the audience of a screening of the movie Clue for the 40th Anniversary, with Lesley Ann Warren on stage being interviewed and Q&A-ing with the audience. A selfie of Kyle with Lesley Ann Warren, both opting for sequined attire and smiling.
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TURN 👏🏾THE 👏🏾 VOLUME 👏🏾 UP! 👏🏾
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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A photo of a smiling, iconoclastic, gorgeous man hours before becoming mayor of NYC
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Started the day with a job and a fuck ass mayor, ended the day with no job and a new record-setting mayor. Life sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Y'all. This is maybe my favorite movie of all time - the "watched every Sunday with my mom & sister as a kid", "helped form my sense of humor" type of movie. The shell out a ridiculous amount of $ and travel on 3 trains to meet Lesley Ann Warren & watch with other superfans type of movie. 🥰
A picture from the audience of a screening of the movie Clue for the 40th Anniversary, with Lesley Ann Warren on stage being interviewed and Q&A-ing with the audience. A selfie of Kyle with Lesley Ann Warren, both opting for sequined attire and smiling.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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It's Halloweekend! Quote with your Top 4 Ghost-Type Pokémon

Unova was good for so many types 🎃
Hisuian Zoroark and Hisuian Zorua hanging out in their snowy environment A Sableye sits on the edge of a pier looking despondent A male Jellicent hanging out in the depths of the ocean surrounded by bubbles A Chandelier cavorting outdoors under a full moon
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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A lot of my main answers were covered, many from ABC (Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, Forever, Happy Endings - yes I know they got 3). But one of my all time guilty pleasures was Ringer, terribad green screen and all. I can't meet anyone named Siobhan without screaming it in "despair".
A still from the pilot of Ringer, in which Sarah Michelle Gellar plays twins who are in this scene allegedly on a boat.
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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As I will myself to summon some joy, please enjoy these sparkle singlet selfies. Very much ready for the weekend!
Kyle poses for a selfie in a somewhat untidy living room, wearing a mesh rhinestone rainbow singlet and flexing with his arms raised above his shoulders. A similarly sunset lit selfie of Kyle in the same mesh sparkly rainbow rhinestoned singlet, but this time with a slight smile and flexed arms held downward and bent inward in front of his torso.
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Over the past year I've been trying to make time for things that bring me joy, one of which has been returning to doing drag. I entered a comedy drag pageant where I won Mx. Fan Favorite via the audience vote - a welcome reminder that I can also bring joy to others via my colorful stupidity. 💙
A photo of Kyle dressed in drag as Ky Mille-Leòn, a bearded beauty with pastel ombre hair, light blue eyeshadow, a bright pink lip, and a blue sequined dress made shapelier by a corset and black heels. She stands holding a blue fan with an orange white dragon on it and stares at the camera with an expression we'll describe as fierce.
September 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The motivation levels are feeling non-existent 🥲
A selfie of Kyle staring blankly into the camera. He wears a blue shirt with a pink Care Bear on it that says "Hug Dealer" and a blue Dodo Airlines baseball cap.
August 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Won my first LaToya in a raffle
Kyle's hand holding a trendy, mostly pink demonic looking monkey bunny thing. If it's real it's a Labubu but it probably isn't
August 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Well. They* got me, gal!

*The overpriced souvenir shop selling lucha masks at the resort that I'm only now unpacking from the luggage
A selfie of Kyle wearing a blue luchador mask with rainbow iridescent designs and a black T-shirt with Titus Burgess as Mary Todd Lincoln on it. Both Titus and Kyle look melancholy - Kyle because he spent a small fortune on the mask he's wearing. He's flexing his right arm.
July 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Only one day left on vacation 😭 why does it always fly by?
A photo of Kyle, shirtless with transition lenses and a large straw sun hat, standing along a tree lined boardwalk that leads to a small beach with very blue Gulf of Mexico water in the background A photo of Kyle, wearing swim trunks with rubber ducks on them, winking and waving at the camera from within the pool A photo of Kyle standing on the previously mentioned beach, holding a quickly melting frozen drink as well as a peace sign. He wears a straw hat, transition lenses, some light blue swim trunks with geometric flamingos and cobalt blue sandals A photo of Kyle standing in the pool and smiling. He wears a straw hat, transition lenses and blue swim trunks with rubber ducks on them
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo.

And yes those are dollars in there since this was a go-go dancing gig.
A selfie of Kyle atop a go-go dancing perch, wearing just a white speedo with blue and purple cow print, a light blue hanky, a light blue fuzzy light-up cowboy hat and blue sneakers. There are a number of dollar bills in the waist of the Speedo.
July 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Never gotten a console on release day before, and definitely not a midnight release! Better late than never right?
A blurry picture of a Nintendo Switch 2 box, taken from the back seat of an Uber since GameStop didn't have bags. 😒 The Nintendo Switch 2, unboxed, being held in hand and on the initial language selection screen
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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A big thanks to everyone who took time to send well wishes yesterday. Here's to 37.

(And as is tradition, the annual Birthday Suit shot for gratitude and archives.) 💙👑
A newly 37-year-old Kyle sits on a gray couch wearing nothing but a small gold crown on a hair clip. He covers his unmentionables with a gray throw pillow.
April 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Stylishly bidding adieu to this dog shit year. Let's stay alive in '25, ok kids? Love from Zaddy
A bathroom mirror selfie of Kyle in his hotel room, wearing shiny textured clothes for the new year, including a red and blue Paisley button down, shiny blue pants and glittery blue loafers.
January 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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It's tough under normal circumstances to talk friends into doing the podcast - let alone when life is LIFING - but without it I'd never have crossed paths with the absolute joy that is @trashleesimpson.bsky.social, who is not trash but the most elite compost any of the 1% wishes they had 💙
trashleesimpson.bsky.social laurence 💀 @trashleesimpson.bsky.social · Dec 2
a couple months ago my darling @kyledanger.bsky.social asked me to get on his pod to talk about canada vs. the world s2, lotta life happened in the meantime but at last the ep is up! is one of the pussycat dolls secretly canadian? did fiercalicious kill traci?? 👀➡️ open.spotify.com/episode/7oXE...
December 4, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Not ready to leave 😭

Also because I'm good with dates: My first visit to Montreal and this hotel was seven years ago today.
A mirror selfie of Kyle sitting on his hotel bed, the room as clean as it was at the start of his trip since he's checking out today. He sits in his favorite pair of striped underwear atop his paint-splatter sweatpants, and has a pair of NASA socks on adorned with the planets.
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Grateful for a lot but top of the list this week is @oklaurence.bsky.social making me feel like a local this visit. Still another few days in Montreal!
A selfie of Laurence and Kyle at Le Cocktail bar; Kyle has his eyes closed and is making a kissy face, while Laurence is staring at the camera judging the lighting, composition and fact that it's a Google Pixel.
November 29, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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People of the skynet! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show? Quote your answer in GIF form
November 28, 2024 at 6:23 AM
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Since drought conditions have made it impossible to "feel the rain on my skin"
Kyle nude underneath the stream of warm shower water Kyle with his eyes closed, feeling at peace in the shower
November 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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Third visit to Montreal this year is underway 🥰
A mirror selfie of Kyle sitting on the comfy hotel bed for the start of his week-long visit to Montreal
November 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Water Type Gym Leader 💙🌊
A selfie of a shirtless Kyle at night, in a suite-level hot tub on a cruise An embroidered Wartortle looking sassy A Greninja in action, also looking sassy A Jellicent just hanging out and looking adorable
November 16, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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Did a solo visit of the NYC Transit Museum on my 29th (somehow already 7 years ago - as evidenced by the silver-free facial hair) 🥲
A quarter of selfies of Kyle, wearing a very colorful and sparkly outfit along with a gold crown, standing in 4 different retired NYC subway cars.
November 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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The only thing this country hates more than women is Black women.
November 6, 2024 at 7:22 AM