Bad Bitch Advocate
@kyledacones.bsky.social
Chicago, 31, Thinker, Policy Nerd, Data Enthusiast, Slacktivist, Bad Bitch Advocate, Professional Idiot
Best Coed in Girls Gone Wild 2014 - Spring Break Wichita, Kansas
Best Coed in Girls Gone Wild 2014 - Spring Break Wichita, Kansas
Interesting shoe choice but you can learn to style with something that matches a little better. Like this shoe works better with the aesthetic in my opinion:
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Interesting shoe choice but you can learn to style with something that matches a little better. Like this shoe works better with the aesthetic in my opinion:
Take that capitalism. I will do this interview!
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Take that capitalism. I will do this interview!
Me: Nice Costume
Them: I’m not in a costume
Me: Oh okay 👀
Them:
Them: I’m not in a costume
Me: Oh okay 👀
Them:
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me: Nice Costume
Them: I’m not in a costume
Me: Oh okay 👀
Them:
Them: I’m not in a costume
Me: Oh okay 👀
Them:
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When you control the information others have about you it’s called impression management. Being “chill” or “go w/the flow” is a great example of this. You are controlling how others perceive you.
Not taking a stance on one side or another isnt virtuous. Communicating your intentions is necessary!
Not taking a stance on one side or another isnt virtuous. Communicating your intentions is necessary!
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
When you control the information others have about you it’s called impression management. Being “chill” or “go w/the flow” is a great example of this. You are controlling how others perceive you.
Not taking a stance on one side or another isnt virtuous. Communicating your intentions is necessary!
Not taking a stance on one side or another isnt virtuous. Communicating your intentions is necessary!
I just miss west coast Rap & R&B. Going through my hyphy yiken music playlist has me sentimental and missing the stable temperatures and vibe. Like Gas Pedal by IAMSU or Too Player by Vinny West. Come on now 💃💃💃💃
October 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I just miss west coast Rap & R&B. Going through my hyphy yiken music playlist has me sentimental and missing the stable temperatures and vibe. Like Gas Pedal by IAMSU or Too Player by Vinny West. Come on now 💃💃💃💃
I look so ugly right now that my phone told me to clean off the lens but that’s just my face 😩
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I look so ugly right now that my phone told me to clean off the lens but that’s just my face 😩
Me on the @chicagocta.bsky.social on any given day #chicago
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me on the @chicagocta.bsky.social on any given day #chicago
I’d like to officially welcome you to the Dumpster Fire that has been American Politics since 2015. Do you remember when our President got into a twitter fight with another world leader and then we almost went to war? Yeah, you know the one. He’s got renewed for Season 2 and it started last January.
October 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’d like to officially welcome you to the Dumpster Fire that has been American Politics since 2015. Do you remember when our President got into a twitter fight with another world leader and then we almost went to war? Yeah, you know the one. He’s got renewed for Season 2 and it started last January.
Our government is such a hot mess I might as well be Nene Leakes.. Fleeing from the scene of her friends new apartment after being confronted with a tasteless, disgusting, & low-down White Refrigerator
October 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Our government is such a hot mess I might as well be Nene Leakes.. Fleeing from the scene of her friends new apartment after being confronted with a tasteless, disgusting, & low-down White Refrigerator
My #ZodiacSign is a #Libra so im obviously qualified to make #SCOTUS sit through me gaslighting them FOR HOURS for #LGBTQ+ rights! But that’s so ME though.
If that doesn’t work then Ill reveal to bodysuit for a smash mix pride number (insert whip cracks throughout bc gay) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #ControversialYetBrave
If that doesn’t work then Ill reveal to bodysuit for a smash mix pride number (insert whip cracks throughout bc gay) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #ControversialYetBrave
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My #ZodiacSign is a #Libra so im obviously qualified to make #SCOTUS sit through me gaslighting them FOR HOURS for #LGBTQ+ rights! But that’s so ME though.
If that doesn’t work then Ill reveal to bodysuit for a smash mix pride number (insert whip cracks throughout bc gay) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #ControversialYetBrave
If that doesn’t work then Ill reveal to bodysuit for a smash mix pride number (insert whip cracks throughout bc gay) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #ControversialYetBrave
Today I am celebrating the 9th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday! Happy 31st Birthday to me!! 🎂🎊
I am loving how in Chicago I can wear shorts on a 70 degree day when in Seattle it’s overcast and 55 degrees!
I am loving how in Chicago I can wear shorts on a 70 degree day when in Seattle it’s overcast and 55 degrees!
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Today I am celebrating the 9th Anniversary of my 21st Birthday! Happy 31st Birthday to me!! 🎂🎊
I am loving how in Chicago I can wear shorts on a 70 degree day when in Seattle it’s overcast and 55 degrees!
I am loving how in Chicago I can wear shorts on a 70 degree day when in Seattle it’s overcast and 55 degrees!
To the Serial Shitter At The Gym: YOU RUIN THE EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE & nobody wants to clean up that SINISTER AND EVIL disaster that you call shit. Baby it’s not supposed to be that color and it’s not solid.
So as soon as we find out who you are.. TRUST, you will be dealt with!
So as soon as we find out who you are.. TRUST, you will be dealt with!
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To the Serial Shitter At The Gym: YOU RUIN THE EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE & nobody wants to clean up that SINISTER AND EVIL disaster that you call shit. Baby it’s not supposed to be that color and it’s not solid.
So as soon as we find out who you are.. TRUST, you will be dealt with!
So as soon as we find out who you are.. TRUST, you will be dealt with!
September 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If love could’ve saved you, you would have lived forever!
Turning the pain into something that puts a smile on my face. You kept me safe on the streets. You taught me how to be homeless and live on the streets with dignity. I love you big Mike
Turning the pain into something that puts a smile on my face. You kept me safe on the streets. You taught me how to be homeless and live on the streets with dignity. I love you big Mike
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If love could’ve saved you, you would have lived forever!
Turning the pain into something that puts a smile on my face. You kept me safe on the streets. You taught me how to be homeless and live on the streets with dignity. I love you big Mike
Turning the pain into something that puts a smile on my face. You kept me safe on the streets. You taught me how to be homeless and live on the streets with dignity. I love you big Mike
I really do love walking for a light cardio. It’s soothing and relaxing. The way I bend that bend corner every single damn time!
I’ll take the long way home please 🙋♂️ #TheScenicMyWay #Fitness #ChicagoFitness #WalkingClub
I’ll take the long way home please 🙋♂️ #TheScenicMyWay #Fitness #ChicagoFitness #WalkingClub
September 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I really do love walking for a light cardio. It’s soothing and relaxing. The way I bend that bend corner every single damn time!
I’ll take the long way home please 🙋♂️ #TheScenicMyWay #Fitness #ChicagoFitness #WalkingClub
I’ll take the long way home please 🙋♂️ #TheScenicMyWay #Fitness #ChicagoFitness #WalkingClub
See, they’re back at it again. Tell what that chalk bill looks like because yall are everywhere 😂
September 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
See, they’re back at it again. Tell what that chalk bill looks like because yall are everywhere 😂
Not sure what’s more disappointing.. littering or the bad taste in art. But it’s better than putting words on the walls or framing words on a canvas. My international pal told derided the US bc in America our art is words of the art instead of actually being creative. They think we’re dumb as shit 😂
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not sure what’s more disappointing.. littering or the bad taste in art. But it’s better than putting words on the walls or framing words on a canvas. My international pal told derided the US bc in America our art is words of the art instead of actually being creative. They think we’re dumb as shit 😂
Who else sees this all over Rodger’s Park and the north side? Naturally my first question is to see what their monthly chalk bill is because I see this shit everywhere lmao #Chicago 😂
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Who else sees this all over Rodger’s Park and the north side? Naturally my first question is to see what their monthly chalk bill is because I see this shit everywhere lmao #Chicago 😂
Lmao through the looking glass…. senescence.. I got a gray nose hair. Hi old 🙋♂️😂🫡
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Lmao through the looking glass…. senescence.. I got a gray nose hair. Hi old 🙋♂️😂🫡
Alt-J playlist kind of morning 🎶🎧#Alt-J
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Alt-J playlist kind of morning 🎶🎧#Alt-J
Who let ChatGPT out without any supervision? These questions about cigarettes are getting seriously out of hand. At least I know how she feels about smoking 🚬 😂
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who let ChatGPT out without any supervision? These questions about cigarettes are getting seriously out of hand. At least I know how she feels about smoking 🚬 😂
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How am I both the idiot with the question and answer in both cases. The only difference is the left is me on a Friday and the right is me on Monday 😂
Notice the difference:
Notice the difference:
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How am I both the idiot with the question and answer in both cases. The only difference is the left is me on a Friday and the right is me on Monday 😂
Notice the difference:
Notice the difference:
I’m the sun and all the rest of you bitches are shadows. Save the shade for someone else bc I cast shadows. Just ask my new friends 😂
August 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I’m the sun and all the rest of you bitches are shadows. Save the shade for someone else bc I cast shadows. Just ask my new friends 😂