Some fourth-wall-breaking context for those blissfully unaware, the network (U! P! N! UPN.) originally wanted B&B to have the mess hall feature a musical guest in each episode in some insane attempt to reach a younger demographic.

The fact that their song tried to rhyme “shill” with “apple” should have disqualified the entire ad alone, let alone, well, all the rest of it.

I did genuinely laugh when GenMamdani kramered into the ad by crashing a school bus, though. Is that part of the anti-Mamdani lore I missed?

No, sorry, it causes mesothelioma, call the law offices of James Spockolove.

Ahem. It does not contain Oreo®, Milk’s Favorite Cookie™, but rather legally-distinct chocolate cream filled chocolate sandwich cookies.

WHILE CONNECTING MOUSE AND COMPUTER, THERE IS ANOTHER LINE FOR TELEPHONE. YOU CAN ENJOY THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

In this era of the Cap’n, he is clearly stoned on the Devil’s Lettuce all the time. Today, massive amounts of amphetamines - I don’t think he’s blinked in years.

Reminds me of this classic Swear Trek.

Tag yourself, I’m “eldertly friendly”.

(A phrase which my phone tried *desperately* to autocorrect)

I don’t think a satire would include so much desperate “no actually I think all you FEMALES (Quark, am I right?!) are totally great and I love you, BUT”