(In all seriousness though, at what point am I allowed to say to them 'uh, hello, your dog barks without pause from dawn 'til dusk and I'm sick of hearing both it and you, can you maybe just take your dog for a walk for once and stop futilely and cruelly screaming at it, thanks loads'?)

Big if true

Because they're not pronounced the same ;)

Can confirm this is indeed in Caerphilly. Boils my piss to see it on my bus route.

911 my neighbour's paint is peeling

I read this when it was first published with the old cover! Stayed up until like 4am. No regrets.

One of my best memories of my grandma before her dementia is of the two of us having a little stroll, walking past someone selling old secondhand books on the street, and me convincing her to buy me All Things Great and Small by James Herriott. She was a voracious reader, until she couldn't.

Perhaps I will eat an entire tin of Spam and all will be well (all will not be well)