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Kya
@kyamae.bsky.social
840 followers 290 following 530 posts
In no particular order: Nerd, geek, trans woman, TTRPGs, video games, language/linguistics/etymology, post-Mormon, autistic, love to learn new things | she/her
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And just as with carcinization and arborization, we now see that the video game console has independently evolved back into a more perfected form, the GameCube.
A standard purple Nintendo GameCube
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Here’s hot take for you all:
The word “Take” written in a red, serif font with flames around the letters on a black background.
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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You right now:
October 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I need you all to know that this picture of Peanut the Mastiff has immediately shot up in my all time animal photo rankings to sit right up top with The Frog™, which followers from the old hellsite will recognize as EXTREMELY IMPORTANT to me.
An extremely large and circular frog with tiny little legs that almost certainly can hardly support or move its mass and with a weirdly round face and an even more weirdly pronounced chin.
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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No feeling quite like that of playing a rogue, getting a crit, and rolling almost max damage on your sneak attack. Truly exquisite.
A wooden dice tray with four six-sided dice and two eight-sided dice visible. Two of the dice are black with gold flecks, two are light blue, and two are red. All the dice have gold numbers. The six-sided dice all show the number 6, and the two eight-sided dice show 5 and 6 for a total roll of 35.
August 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I lived, bitch!
Bill Murray in Ghost Busters (1984) wearing a brown sport jacket and plaid collared shirt. The caption reads “Yes. It’s true. This woman has no dick.” I have been cropped into the photo next to him. I am wearing a maroon turtleneck with a brown vest over it, hoop earrings, and a letter K necklace.
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Environmental storytelling at its finest.
A display table at Safeway full of cream cakes, brownies, and other sweets, with a lone carton of strawberries in the middle, clearly left behind by a previous shopper.
June 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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John Mulaney saying “This was at nine in the morning.”
June 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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An elderly white woman in a blue shirt with short, white hair. Her mouth is open with a look of confusion on her face. The caption reads “wat”.
May 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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When you as your DnD character make a call in in a dragon fight thinking it will be advantageous and it turns out to be very much the opposite:
A painting of a bird’s head with text above that reads: “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.”
May 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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This is what marriage is like, in case anyone was wondering.
A text message exchange between myself and @jblainefoster.bsky.social. I send a screenshot of a tweet by twitter user @MavenOfMayhem that reads: “People are all "Uh, you say 'my wife' a lot and I'm like YEAH I DO because: - she's my wife - gay still needs to be normalized - she's trans and that makes her no less my wife because trans women are women - if you don't like it go away - WIFE WIFE WIFE LA LA LA ALSO SHE'S HOT” With the caption “you”. Blaine sends back a picture of the tag on a pair of pants that reads: “I am a Set! Find my matching top” With the caption “you”.
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Wait wait wait! I thought of a better one!
The same image from the quoted tweet - the Pokémon Popplio with Pope Leo XIV’s face poorly photoshopped onto its head - copy and pasted 14 times with the caption “Pope-lio XIV”
May 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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This image forced itself into my my mind so now i must inflict it on all of you. I’m sorry
The Pokémon Popplio with Pope Leo XIV’s face poorly photoshopped over its head. The caption reads “Pope-lio”.
May 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Niced myself up to get some immigration photos today, but you have to be all straight faced and boring for those, so here’s a couple selfies I took of me looking cute and happy afterwards. Couldn’t let this effort go unappreciated 😊
A selfie taken in my car while waiting at a stop light. I am wearing glasses and smiling. I have long dark blonde hair and am wearing a blue t-shirt under a black, zip-up hoodie. A selfie taken in my car while waiting at a stop light. I am wearing glasses and smiling. I have long dark blonde hair and am wearing a blue t-shirt under a black, zip-up hoodie.
April 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Sometimes you’re just casually doing #DnD session prep at work and out of nowhere you get a 1/10,000 roll. (Yes I know that any unique roll on 2d100 is a 1/10,000 chance. Two 100s is still wild. Don’t “um actually” me about statistics.)
Two pairs of ten-sided dice used to simulate two rolls from 1-100. Each pair displays “0” on both dice indicating two rolls of 100.
March 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Made myself fancy grilled cheese for lunch with leftover pork shoulder and sour dough bread. It’s very tasty 😋
A plate with a serving of pork shoulder, and a grilled cheese sandwich made with sour dough bread, sharp cheddar cheese, and pork shoulder. An open can of Dr. Pepper is next to the plate, and a fork rests on the side.
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Found this in my notes app and realized Twitter got to see it but BlueSky never did, so here you go butterfly people, please enjoy.
Apple notes app note reading: “Taylor Swift Voice ‘What if I told you none of it was accidental And every time I saw you, my Barrier would block you? I wave my hands ‘round and then, Barrier’s up you’re trapped inside this box I designed! What if I told you I'm a Mr. Mime? And now you're mine It was all by design ‘Cause I'm a Mr. Mime.’”
January 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Overhearing this conversation from the office has me remembering one of the best memes I’ve ever made. Here you go BlueSky, enjoy!
A diagram of Foucault’s panopticon with a banana superimposed over the central tower and a caption reading “BANOPTICON” at the top.
January 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Having some great fun this weekend in #Helldivers2 with @dndgeo.bsky.social, @mastraco.la, and some other friends. I was particularly proud of this close call I had tonight!
December 22, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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Oh this sounds fun! Is it cheating to use my pfp? I’ll just include a couple other pics to give you a more wholistic sense of the vibe.
December 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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No Fit Bit, I did not go for a 48 minute ~1km swim today during my lunch break, I just stood at the sink washing dishes. I appreciate your faith in me though.
Fitbit app exercise screen showing an exercise entry at 4:05pm today for a 48 minute, 929.57 yard swim.
November 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Hashtag girl dinner
A plate of food consisting of -Red bell pepper slices -baby carrot -cucumber slices -ranch dressing -Ritz crackers with Boursin cheese spread on them -shrimp A cup of cocktail sauce for the shrimp is next to the plate.
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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An approximate visual representation for those with aphantasia or those generally having trouble imagining what my tweet describes.
Tumblr post with an image of a persons boobs covered by giant googly eyes. Comments read: “I PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON MY BOOBS” “come on this is funny” “boobly eye”
November 25, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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The duality of man, demonstrated in the comments
A comment from user @raornothing.bsky.social consisting of an image of the video game character Kirby looking sad with the caption “you are now obligated to look at the Kirby of disappointment™ for a whole minute. He’s not mad, he just thought you were better than that and is very saddened.” Immediately following is a comment from user @yellownorco.bsky.social that reads, “Go on… 🫣”.
November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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For what it’s worth, this is mine
A screenshot of a tumblr post where various legendary Pokémon sprites from Gen 3 have been edited to have Golbat’s mouth. The comments read: From OP: “I have not stopped and I will not.” From commenter: “Please stop, is for your own good. Your mother and I are very worried.” From OP: “Make me!”
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM