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Never eat the free guacamole at a sushi restaurant. It's always waaay too spicy and doesn't taste a thing like avocados.
June 4, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Never eat the free guacamole at a sushi restaurant. It's always waaay too spicy and doesn't taste a thing like avocados.
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Boss: we’re cancelling work from home. Everyone needs to work only from the office. Remote work is inefficient, disruptive, and anti-collaborative.
Office: ok, so no after hours emails, calls, or texts, got it. Wouldn’t want to be disruptive and inefficient.
Boss: wait…
Office: ok, so no after hours emails, calls, or texts, got it. Wouldn’t want to be disruptive and inefficient.
Boss: wait…
May 15, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Boss: we’re cancelling work from home. Everyone needs to work only from the office. Remote work is inefficient, disruptive, and anti-collaborative.
Office: ok, so no after hours emails, calls, or texts, got it. Wouldn’t want to be disruptive and inefficient.
Boss: wait…
Office: ok, so no after hours emails, calls, or texts, got it. Wouldn’t want to be disruptive and inefficient.
Boss: wait…
Anyone else’s photos contain nothing but receipts and their dog hmu
May 11, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Anyone else’s photos contain nothing but receipts and their dog hmu
This has to be the classiest middle finger in modern music, love it. Third re-recording coming in July: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_Now_(Taylor%27s_Version)
Speak Now (Taylor's Version) - Wikipedia
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May 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
This has to be the classiest middle finger in modern music, love it. Third re-recording coming in July: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speak_Now_(Taylor%27s_Version)
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midday naps are a cheat code
February 23, 2023 at 9:45 PM
midday naps are a cheat code