I want to go to Krikkit and learn how to throw myself at the ground and miss. Although Agrajag’s reaction did provide the necessary distraction.

What was that?!! Just, just how?

That is the problem right there. There is no one trustworthy in the line of succession.

Well, they did win the restaurant wars (Demolition Man reference).

She’s making a note of where all the balls are and also making her plans for the best way to topple the tree.

Thanks! Just ordered your collection (already purchased your history book, which had totally true facts, back when it was published). I have been a great admirer of your writing (humor and angry and poignant pieces) for a long time now. You are the main reason I still keep my WaPo subscription.

Thanks. I have followed you since you were with the Washington Post (and still remember your announcement of leaving and why).

I like your way of tricking people: produce unique, high quality art. 😀

Watching the Pittsburgh Cleveland game and the snow is incredible.

Christopher Moore (@theauthorguy) has a vampire with a yacht in his book “Bite Me.” Hijinks are involved but not by the vampire.

I’m moving into a house next month and it will probably be January or so before I get everything sorted, but I do have an astronomy section and I will be contacting you then about what you have. I do have the link to your site.

This is why you are one of my favorite authors. This attitude/belief comes out in all your books. Even side characters are treated with respect, no matter what minor role they play in the story. And the main characters hold onto their decency no matter what you put them through.