@kvandell.bsky.social
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People on X are having a melt down, but here it’s nothing but celebration! 🥳
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
People on X are having a melt down, but here it’s nothing but celebration! 🥳
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Perfect. Off the dome.
PHILLIP: Republicans are saying that Chuck Schumer is afraid of you. Is he?
AOC: I don't think so. Sen. Schumer and I have worked together. I think Republicans are afraid of me and they project their fear onto him. So they're just telling on themselves when they say that.
AOC: I don't think so. Sen. Schumer and I have worked together. I think Republicans are afraid of me and they project their fear onto him. So they're just telling on themselves when they say that.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Perfect. Off the dome.
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AOC: “We have a future to plan for, we have a future to fight for, and we’re either gonna do that together or you’re going to be left behind… This is about: do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now, and the assignment is to come together across difference no matter what.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
AOC: “We have a future to plan for, we have a future to fight for, and we’re either gonna do that together or you’re going to be left behind… This is about: do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now, and the assignment is to come together across difference no matter what.”
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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"Fuck Ted Cruz"
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Fuck Ted Cruz"
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
-Green Day and pretty much everyone else
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Humans post video of “close call”... which is misleading. We were actually trying to banish Gary, but he has an uncanny ability to stick to with us like an octopus sucker
August 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Humans post video of “close call”... which is misleading. We were actually trying to banish Gary, but he has an uncanny ability to stick to with us like an octopus sucker
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Waking up excited hearing that Antarctica is mentioned in international news.
Reading the news: “Antarctica and sub Antarctic islands are the safest place for humans to flee to during WW3”.
Reading the news: “Antarctica and sub Antarctic islands are the safest place for humans to flee to during WW3”.
June 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Waking up excited hearing that Antarctica is mentioned in international news.
Reading the news: “Antarctica and sub Antarctic islands are the safest place for humans to flee to during WW3”.
Reading the news: “Antarctica and sub Antarctic islands are the safest place for humans to flee to during WW3”.
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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The No Kings protest map will help you find a place to exercise your First Amendment rights this weekend. (It's also a pretty good argument against the Electoral College.) www.nokings.org
June 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The No Kings protest map will help you find a place to exercise your First Amendment rights this weekend. (It's also a pretty good argument against the Electoral College.) www.nokings.org
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We would like to commission an international study on the ability of Western police agents and gun nuts to breathe in one of these masks but not the other. Fascinating.
June 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We would like to commission an international study on the ability of Western police agents and gun nuts to breathe in one of these masks but not the other. Fascinating.
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Our Head of State was planning to visit the White House for trade discussions, however we have been informed the “White House” will only discuss trade with our white animals. Our biracial Penguin leader will be allowed, but will be publicly lectured on racism instead. We will wait 4 years to visit.
May 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Our Head of State was planning to visit the White House for trade discussions, however we have been informed the “White House” will only discuss trade with our white animals. Our biracial Penguin leader will be allowed, but will be publicly lectured on racism instead. We will wait 4 years to visit.
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Finally, after years of the term “snowflake” used as an insult, we can now move to the more appropriate term: “seashell”.
Seashell: Noun
“Gosh, that man in the red hat is sure being a real seashell over Juneteenth interrupting his annual Militia BBQ. “
Seashell: Noun
“Gosh, that man in the red hat is sure being a real seashell over Juneteenth interrupting his annual Militia BBQ. “
May 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Finally, after years of the term “snowflake” used as an insult, we can now move to the more appropriate term: “seashell”.
Seashell: Noun
“Gosh, that man in the red hat is sure being a real seashell over Juneteenth interrupting his annual Militia BBQ. “
Seashell: Noun
“Gosh, that man in the red hat is sure being a real seashell over Juneteenth interrupting his annual Militia BBQ. “
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If you disregard the iceberg, the Titanic had successfully journey.
Peter Navarro on CNBC reacts to the shrinking GDP number by insisting it's actually good news because if you strip out the effect of tariffs "you have 3 percent growth. So we really like where we're at now."
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you disregard the iceberg, the Titanic had successfully journey.
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WSJ: Tesla officially launched a search to replace Elon Musk as CEO
Exclusive | Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk
With profits and the stock price sinking, board members told Musk he needed to spend more time at the company.
www.wsj.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
WSJ: Tesla officially launched a search to replace Elon Musk as CEO
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The CDC has eviscerated divisions that oversee a database on accidental deaths and injuries and the team that maintains a tool for tracking sexually transmitted diseases.
The EPA will stop requiring that industry measures greenhouse gas emissions.
The EPA will stop requiring that industry measures greenhouse gas emissions.
Trump’s War on Measurement Means Losing Data on Drug Use, Maternal Mortality, Climate Change and More
By slashing teams that gather critical data, the administration has left the federal government with no way of understanding if policies are working — and created a black hole of information whose…
www.propublica.org
April 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The CDC has eviscerated divisions that oversee a database on accidental deaths and injuries and the team that maintains a tool for tracking sexually transmitted diseases.
The EPA will stop requiring that industry measures greenhouse gas emissions.
The EPA will stop requiring that industry measures greenhouse gas emissions.
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@maddow.msnbc.com
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
April 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
My dad is 98, WWII USNavy Veteran. Showed up for democracy in San Diego today. "I fought for it once, I'll fight for it again!" 💙🇺🇸💙 THIS is what democracy looks like!!!!
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Breaking: “I DID NOT HAVE SIGNAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN [wife]” -SecDef
April 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Breaking: “I DID NOT HAVE SIGNAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN [wife]” -SecDef
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
April 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement
Photo: Yves Adams
Photo: Yves Adams
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You at work: idk I’m not really into politics
You on Bluesky: And that’s why you penguins should rise up and kidnap those oligarchs and end their family line
You on Bluesky: And that’s why you penguins should rise up and kidnap those oligarchs and end their family line
April 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You at work: idk I’m not really into politics
You on Bluesky: And that’s why you penguins should rise up and kidnap those oligarchs and end their family line
You on Bluesky: And that’s why you penguins should rise up and kidnap those oligarchs and end their family line
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Facts
Black Americans make up 13% of the population. But as federal government employees, Black employees are:
20% of the Dept. of Health & Human Services
24% of the Dept. of Veterans Affairs
26% of postal workers,
30% of the Dept. of Education
That's the "swamp" Trump is draining.
20% of the Dept. of Health & Human Services
24% of the Dept. of Veterans Affairs
26% of postal workers,
30% of the Dept. of Education
That's the "swamp" Trump is draining.
How Trump’s War on the Federal Government Will Stifle Black Progress
For generations, government jobs helped build the Black middle class. With Trump and Elon Musk’s DOGE, those days may be over.
dlvr.it
April 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Facts
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To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
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Turns out Ireland could single-handedly put a stop to this entire nonsense.
April 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Turns out Ireland could single-handedly put a stop to this entire nonsense.
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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
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The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as @booker.senate.gov and stood for only 24 minutes.
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as @booker.senate.gov and stood for only 24 minutes.
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I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.
Let’s start with Elon Musk.
Let’s start with Elon Musk.
March 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.
Let’s start with Elon Musk.
Let’s start with Elon Musk.