Kurt Russell's Hat
@kurtrussellshat.bsky.social
The hat of Kurt Russell, not "Kurt Russell took a poop"
When something's medium sized, it's huge and tiny at the same time
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
When something's medium sized, it's huge and tiny at the same time
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Don’t bet your hat when your head ain’t full of sense.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Don’t bet your hat when your head ain’t full of sense.
I'm turning my knees into soup stock
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I'm turning my knees into soup stock
After a few seconds' thought, I decided to just call them "peas"
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
After a few seconds' thought, I decided to just call them "peas"
This universe only exists to fuck with me
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 AM
This universe only exists to fuck with me
Cactus puberty
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Cactus puberty
The world is unfixed in space
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The world is unfixed in space
Man, if a vampire bit me, I'd be going "Ow!"
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Man, if a vampire bit me, I'd be going "Ow!"
If I stopped noticing it, I would be dead
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If I stopped noticing it, I would be dead
Slam dancing sandwiches, or slamwiches, as I call them
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Slam dancing sandwiches, or slamwiches, as I call them
Sentient pastry
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Sentient pastry
Someone hands you a note that says "You have 14 seconds"
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Someone hands you a note that says "You have 14 seconds"
Walk me until I'm brick
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Walk me until I'm brick
The money shot is a crutch
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The money shot is a crutch
Text me while you're asleep
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Text me while you're asleep
Have you heard of this thing called Doganetics?
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Have you heard of this thing called Doganetics?
I know she's pretending because she's wearing mirrored sunglasses
December 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I know she's pretending because she's wearing mirrored sunglasses
We never thought it was punch that genuinely purported to be Hawaiian, that's just what it was called
December 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
We never thought it was punch that genuinely purported to be Hawaiian, that's just what it was called
I fell down a scroll hole
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I fell down a scroll hole
Billowing away in the breeze of time
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Billowing away in the breeze of time
Texas spins counterclockwise
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Texas spins counterclockwise
AARP for dinosaurs
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
AARP for dinosaurs
King Kong can be soothed by trombone music
December 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
King Kong can be soothed by trombone music