Imperial Margarine Presents: Kurtquistador
@kurtquistador.bsky.social
Well, we can pack it in early. Nobody's topping this today. It's perfect. Let's appreciate this and draw inspiration for tomorrow.
September 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well, we can pack it in early. Nobody's topping this today. It's perfect. Let's appreciate this and draw inspiration for tomorrow.
Muttley narced on him.
July 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Muttley narced on him.
When you're working remotely and they tell you to turn on your camera for the Teams meeting.
May 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When you're working remotely and they tell you to turn on your camera for the Teams meeting.
And, I'd be happy to tell Sturmfuhrer Hillbilly von Couchfucker to piss up a rope.
A vote for Pope Kurt is a vote for an interesting future for the Church. (2/2)
A vote for Pope Kurt is a vote for an interesting future for the Church. (2/2)
April 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And, I'd be happy to tell Sturmfuhrer Hillbilly von Couchfucker to piss up a rope.
A vote for Pope Kurt is a vote for an interesting future for the Church. (2/2)
A vote for Pope Kurt is a vote for an interesting future for the Church. (2/2)
"A report from the president's physician released on Sunday suggested Trump had "well controlled" high cholesterol and a history of COVID-19, rosacea, pre-cancerous skin, diverticulosis, and a benign colon polyp."
What a colon polyp might look like.
What a colon polyp might look like.
April 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"A report from the president's physician released on Sunday suggested Trump had "well controlled" high cholesterol and a history of COVID-19, rosacea, pre-cancerous skin, diverticulosis, and a benign colon polyp."
What a colon polyp might look like.
What a colon polyp might look like.
Admittedly, I'm not an expert, but I thought ALL bras were two-packs.
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Admittedly, I'm not an expert, but I thought ALL bras were two-packs.
Freshly irradiated. No Hulkism yet. Very disappointed.
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Freshly irradiated. No Hulkism yet. Very disappointed.
You've lost ANOTHER spaceship?
March 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You've lost ANOTHER spaceship?
Evergreen.
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Evergreen.
I tried them so you don't have to.
It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.
It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I tried them so you don't have to.
It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.
It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.
Meanwhile, in Atlanta ...
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Meanwhile, in Atlanta ...
Counterpoint
January 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Counterpoint
"What'd he say in the address to the nation?"
"He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."
"He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"What'd he say in the address to the nation?"
"He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."
"He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."
"I ate his liver with intifafa beans and a nice chianti."
January 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"I ate his liver with intifafa beans and a nice chianti."