Kurt Austin
kurtaustin.bsky.social
Kurt Austin
@kurtaustin.bsky.social
I'll just be sitting over there, quietly yearning for precedented and presidented times.
If you're not even going to try to impeach, convict, and remove him, why are you even there? I don't care if impeachment articles will fail because R's won't go along with it. I didn't send an R to Congress, I sent you, and I expect you to fight.
January 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Draft articles of impeachment today.
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Unsurprisingly uninspired boat names. "Lunasea?" GTFOH, loser.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My wife and I bought three other people bottles of champagne for Christmas and affixed tags to them saying simply "Open When It Happens" and all three of them will know exactly what we are talking about and exactly when to pop that cork.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The violin that plays for her is so small it can barely be said to even exist. It is so tiny it is more theoretical than practical.
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"He promised to take a bullet for her."

That's quite the promise coming from a Kennedy...
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So the perfect trap for Mike Vrabel?
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This regime loves predators of all types.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"They were unnecessary," says the guy who did literally nothing for 8 weeks.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Remember how much we all loved health insurance before the ACA?
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Me: 38 says we have it, no reason not to believe him.

My son: 98 says they have it.

Me: He's a known liar!
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hoping the Reaper was just doing his warmup exercises with Cheney today.
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My 10 year old said "you'd kill me for doing either one of those"
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM