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Ooh! I'm not doing daycare dropoff tomorrow, I can sleep in!
Kid proceeds to wake up at 5am and goes to wake me up.
I turn on the TV for kid so I can go back to sleep for another hour (I have the remote).
Kid cries because I have to be awake.
I watch dinosaurs on TV with blurry eyes.
Kid proceeds to wake up at 5am and goes to wake me up.
I turn on the TV for kid so I can go back to sleep for another hour (I have the remote).
Kid cries because I have to be awake.
I watch dinosaurs on TV with blurry eyes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ooh! I'm not doing daycare dropoff tomorrow, I can sleep in!
Kid proceeds to wake up at 5am and goes to wake me up.
I turn on the TV for kid so I can go back to sleep for another hour (I have the remote).
Kid cries because I have to be awake.
I watch dinosaurs on TV with blurry eyes.
Kid proceeds to wake up at 5am and goes to wake me up.
I turn on the TV for kid so I can go back to sleep for another hour (I have the remote).
Kid cries because I have to be awake.
I watch dinosaurs on TV with blurry eyes.
I hate trash TV, but I've been following a couple of livestream eagle nests and I love how Shadow is seen as the gigachad dad and Mr. T is the deadbeat who steals resources for his mistress.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I hate trash TV, but I've been following a couple of livestream eagle nests and I love how Shadow is seen as the gigachad dad and Mr. T is the deadbeat who steals resources for his mistress.
I had Claude Sonnet 4.5 write 90% of my code last month as part of an objective to move into the inevitable future of my job.
It was great, like having a lightning-fast junior developer at your immediate disposal.
I still dislike AI tools l, but more because of the destruction of being creative.
It was great, like having a lightning-fast junior developer at your immediate disposal.
I still dislike AI tools l, but more because of the destruction of being creative.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I had Claude Sonnet 4.5 write 90% of my code last month as part of an objective to move into the inevitable future of my job.
It was great, like having a lightning-fast junior developer at your immediate disposal.
I still dislike AI tools l, but more because of the destruction of being creative.
It was great, like having a lightning-fast junior developer at your immediate disposal.
I still dislike AI tools l, but more because of the destruction of being creative.
All my knowledge of baseball came from repeated watches of Angels in the Outfield on a pay-per-view black box, so I know diddly squat about baseball, except maybe the fact that Emmett Brown might perform baseball miracles.
October 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All my knowledge of baseball came from repeated watches of Angels in the Outfield on a pay-per-view black box, so I know diddly squat about baseball, except maybe the fact that Emmett Brown might perform baseball miracles.
Looking back, it wasn't a smart idea to buy two huge Jellycat plushies for our kid. On some days, we'd be carrying $600 worth of bulky plushies.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Looking back, it wasn't a smart idea to buy two huge Jellycat plushies for our kid. On some days, we'd be carrying $600 worth of bulky plushies.
After putting it off for years, I finally got on the Ted Lasso train and it has been a bright and happy part of my day for the last month.
October 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
After putting it off for years, I finally got on the Ted Lasso train and it has been a bright and happy part of my day for the last month.
Nothing speaks of the kind of day you're going to have quite like stepping in cat vomit at the foot of your bed, first thing in the morning.
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nothing speaks of the kind of day you're going to have quite like stepping in cat vomit at the foot of your bed, first thing in the morning.
Sanding plastazote foam is the worst.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sanding plastazote foam is the worst.
Beer in hand!
Retail therapy at 100% plus ultra!
I will buy my way to happiness!
Retail therapy at 100% plus ultra!
I will buy my way to happiness!
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Beer in hand!
Retail therapy at 100% plus ultra!
I will buy my way to happiness!
Retail therapy at 100% plus ultra!
I will buy my way to happiness!
My dinosaur knowledge has increased exponentially this month.
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My dinosaur knowledge has increased exponentially this month.
So, I should care about baseball now?
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So, I should care about baseball now?
This happens around 10x a day:
Toddler: I love you mommy.
Me: I love you kiddo.
Dad: Hey, what about me?!
🦗🦗🦗
Dad: 🥲
Toddler: I love you mommy.
Me: I love you kiddo.
Dad: Hey, what about me?!
🦗🦗🦗
Dad: 🥲
October 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This happens around 10x a day:
Toddler: I love you mommy.
Me: I love you kiddo.
Dad: Hey, what about me?!
🦗🦗🦗
Dad: 🥲
Toddler: I love you mommy.
Me: I love you kiddo.
Dad: Hey, what about me?!
🦗🦗🦗
Dad: 🥲
My smartwatch has always rated my night's sleep as "Fair" or "Poor".
My kid took the watch from me one night and even though their sleep is poor for their age, I got my first "Good" rating.
My kid took the watch from me one night and even though their sleep is poor for their age, I got my first "Good" rating.
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My smartwatch has always rated my night's sleep as "Fair" or "Poor".
My kid took the watch from me one night and even though their sleep is poor for their age, I got my first "Good" rating.
My kid took the watch from me one night and even though their sleep is poor for their age, I got my first "Good" rating.
Reposted
19-year-old finally gets into daycare after 19-year wait
19-year-old finally gets into daycare after 19 year wait
London, ON - After waiting for almost two decades on a government waitlist, 19-year-old Chad Mendes is finally getting a subsidized daycare spot.
www.thebeaverton.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
19-year-old finally gets into daycare after 19-year wait
Daycare sent out a hand-foot-mouth disease outbreak notice and knew my days were numbered.
Not even four days later, I got the worst body aches and chills, followed by tonsil sores.
Ah, yes, I've been here before. At least three more days of utter pain.
Not even four days later, I got the worst body aches and chills, followed by tonsil sores.
Ah, yes, I've been here before. At least three more days of utter pain.
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Daycare sent out a hand-foot-mouth disease outbreak notice and knew my days were numbered.
Not even four days later, I got the worst body aches and chills, followed by tonsil sores.
Ah, yes, I've been here before. At least three more days of utter pain.
Not even four days later, I got the worst body aches and chills, followed by tonsil sores.
Ah, yes, I've been here before. At least three more days of utter pain.
I got a double cheeseburger with dirty fries and a shake for a last meal before gum surgery.
I now have the runs.
If I ever find myself choosing my last meal on death row, I will not make the same mistake.
I now have the runs.
If I ever find myself choosing my last meal on death row, I will not make the same mistake.
September 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I got a double cheeseburger with dirty fries and a shake for a last meal before gum surgery.
I now have the runs.
If I ever find myself choosing my last meal on death row, I will not make the same mistake.
I now have the runs.
If I ever find myself choosing my last meal on death row, I will not make the same mistake.
A good day is when I can lie down in bed and not be pestered by "Mommy come here!" or "Mommy wake up!"
September 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A good day is when I can lie down in bed and not be pestered by "Mommy come here!" or "Mommy wake up!"
I want off this crazy ride so bad.
September 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I want off this crazy ride so bad.
First week of September and the toddler already has hives and a fever. 🫠
September 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
First week of September and the toddler already has hives and a fever. 🫠
People talk about fancy cribs with doors and Montessori toddler beds.
So far my kid slept in a portable playard for two years and now sleeps on a crib mattress on the floor.
I'm unsure if I'm not spending enough on sleeping needs or everyone is spending too much on theirs. 🤔
So far my kid slept in a portable playard for two years and now sleeps on a crib mattress on the floor.
I'm unsure if I'm not spending enough on sleeping needs or everyone is spending too much on theirs. 🤔
September 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
People talk about fancy cribs with doors and Montessori toddler beds.
So far my kid slept in a portable playard for two years and now sleeps on a crib mattress on the floor.
I'm unsure if I'm not spending enough on sleeping needs or everyone is spending too much on theirs. 🤔
So far my kid slept in a portable playard for two years and now sleeps on a crib mattress on the floor.
I'm unsure if I'm not spending enough on sleeping needs or everyone is spending too much on theirs. 🤔
I need to be a teenage edgelord to enjoy Serial Experiments Lain.
It's another anime I never finished but I'm giving it a go again, but it's so difficult to watch. So much of it is cringe, but I appreciate the themes.
It's another anime I never finished but I'm giving it a go again, but it's so difficult to watch. So much of it is cringe, but I appreciate the themes.
August 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I need to be a teenage edgelord to enjoy Serial Experiments Lain.
It's another anime I never finished but I'm giving it a go again, but it's so difficult to watch. So much of it is cringe, but I appreciate the themes.
It's another anime I never finished but I'm giving it a go again, but it's so difficult to watch. So much of it is cringe, but I appreciate the themes.
My toddler is insanely obsessed with Halloween and I'M HERE FOR IT.
a man with a pumpkin on his head is surrounded by cats
ALT: a man with a pumpkin on his head is surrounded by cats
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August 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My toddler is insanely obsessed with Halloween and I'M HERE FOR IT.
Quantifying a phobia of a common item is really difficult, especially as an adult. No one really knows how serious my phobia is until all my coping strategies have failed and I get a full panic attack. This has happened maybe twice in the last 20 years.
August 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Quantifying a phobia of a common item is really difficult, especially as an adult. No one really knows how serious my phobia is until all my coping strategies have failed and I get a full panic attack. This has happened maybe twice in the last 20 years.
I have 7 hours all to myself, an extreme rarity these days.
*proceeds to get overwhelmed by the potential and just doomscrolls with TV background noise*
*proceeds to get overwhelmed by the potential and just doomscrolls with TV background noise*
August 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have 7 hours all to myself, an extreme rarity these days.
*proceeds to get overwhelmed by the potential and just doomscrolls with TV background noise*
*proceeds to get overwhelmed by the potential and just doomscrolls with TV background noise*
My toddler is obsessed with the songs "Golden" and "Soda Pop". Kpop Demon Hunters is definitely the new Frozen.
And you know what, the songs kind of grown on me. Very boppy.
And you know what, the songs kind of grown on me. Very boppy.
August 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My toddler is obsessed with the songs "Golden" and "Soda Pop". Kpop Demon Hunters is definitely the new Frozen.
And you know what, the songs kind of grown on me. Very boppy.
And you know what, the songs kind of grown on me. Very boppy.