I'm feeling pretty sorry for #ElonMusk. He sold his integrity to buy a puppet, and then his puppet became a "real boy." Well, a thin-skinned man-child, but still. #trump #doge @thedailyshow.com @cnn.com @aoc.bsky.social

I hear we have an American pope. I just hope it's NOT this guy. Although, with all the smoke-blowing going on at The Vatican, it's possible. #pope #PopeBigly #grabembythepapacy #trump

Did you know that I learned to play guitar from Jimmy Buffett? Then LIFE came for my middle finger — my "driving finger" no less. See the latest commentary at kudzukid.com/jimmy-buffet... #jimmybuffett @parrotheads.bsky.social #guitars #margaritaville

I get why some folks in France want Lady Liberty Biberty back, but to quote Charlton McDonald, you can have french fries back when you pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hands. #goldcard #trumpgoldcard @meiselasb.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov #trump #oligarchy #france

Trump may have renamed Denali, but I'm renaming my 401k a 41k. #trump #wallstreet #stockmarketcrash #stocks #recession #denali #mountmckinley

Everything that is going to happen in 2025! I haven’t missed a single prediction in 25 years of doing this. I won’t start now! kudzukid.com/2025preview #humor #politics #predictions

Apparently, this alleged take from Darth Elon’s X feed is fake. Numerous major accounts on here have shared it. Will we ever have a social media platform that is not flooded with BS?

It’s so sickening to see your nation’s next leader so easily manipulated by evil people who see them as a brainless tool. But here we are.

I am an owner of multiple guitars. I’ve seen guitar legends like Prince, Taj Mahal, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, John Mayer and many other greats in concert. Whoever this creep is, I’m gonna have to pass on his concert tour. Gonna go vomit now. #kakistocracy #trump #thingsthatmakemevomit