Chris Johnson
@kudzukid.bsky.social
Writer, humorist, communications professional, Parrot Head, atypical Georgia boy. kudzukid.com
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Chris Johnson
@kudzukid.bsky.social
· Jul 22
Jekyll Island, Georgia — Rich in history and well worth it for island and beach lovers
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Georgia's Jekyll Island — once the playground of the wealthiest Americans — is the perfect place for those who love island life, beaching and enjoying natural wonders. @jekyllisland.bsky.social @goldenisleshistory.bsky.social
Georgia's Jekyll Island — once the playground of the wealthiest Americans — is the perfect place for those who love island life, beaching and enjoying natural wonders. @jekyllisland.bsky.social @goldenisleshistory.bsky.social
Jekyll Island, Georgia — Rich in history and well worth it for island and beach lovers
YouTube video by Chris Johnson
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Georgia's Jekyll Island — once the playground of the wealthiest Americans — is the perfect place for those who love island life, beaching and enjoying natural wonders. @jekyllisland.bsky.social @goldenisleshistory.bsky.social
Dems were wrong to hide Biden's mental issues. They should've put it on full display as the GOP does with Trump. #embracethecrazy #trump #biden @realtimers.bsky.social @profgalloway.com @smerconish.bsky.social @karaswisher.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dems were wrong to hide Biden's mental issues. They should've put it on full display as the GOP does with Trump. #embracethecrazy #trump #biden @realtimers.bsky.social @profgalloway.com @smerconish.bsky.social @karaswisher.bsky.social
I'm feeling pretty sorry for #ElonMusk. He sold his integrity to buy a puppet, and then his puppet became a "real boy." Well, a thin-skinned man-child, but still. #trump #doge @thedailyshow.com @cnn.com @aoc.bsky.social
June 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm feeling pretty sorry for #ElonMusk. He sold his integrity to buy a puppet, and then his puppet became a "real boy." Well, a thin-skinned man-child, but still. #trump #doge @thedailyshow.com @cnn.com @aoc.bsky.social
I found a kindred spirit in Oxford, Mississippi — a fellow smart-aleck Southern writer who thought most folks were full of bunk ... yet interesting to write about. @olemiss.bsky.social @squarebooks.bsky.social #williamfaulkner @southernwriters.bsky.social kudzukid.com/getting-to-k...
Getting to know Billy Faulkner - CHRIS JOHNSON
I went to Oxford, Mississippi, for work and discovered a guy named William Faulkner. He just might have this writing thing figured out.
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May 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I found a kindred spirit in Oxford, Mississippi — a fellow smart-aleck Southern writer who thought most folks were full of bunk ... yet interesting to write about. @olemiss.bsky.social @squarebooks.bsky.social #williamfaulkner @southernwriters.bsky.social kudzukid.com/getting-to-k...
By Trump executive order: A picture is now worth 628 words. #Trump #doge @karaswisher.bsky.social @profgalloway.com
May 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
By Trump executive order: A picture is now worth 628 words. #Trump #doge @karaswisher.bsky.social @profgalloway.com
I am a little disappointed that the new pope — formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost — chose "Leo." I kinda like the sound of "Pope Bob." #pope
May 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I am a little disappointed that the new pope — formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost — chose "Leo." I kinda like the sound of "Pope Bob." #pope
I hear we have an American pope. I just hope it's NOT this guy. Although, with all the smoke-blowing going on at The Vatican, it's possible. #pope #PopeBigly #grabembythepapacy #trump
May 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hear we have an American pope. I just hope it's NOT this guy. Although, with all the smoke-blowing going on at The Vatican, it's possible. #pope #PopeBigly #grabembythepapacy #trump
Did you know that I learned to play guitar from Jimmy Buffett? Then LIFE came for my middle finger — my "driving finger" no less. See the latest commentary at kudzukid.com/jimmy-buffet... #jimmybuffett @parrotheads.bsky.social #guitars #margaritaville
March 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Did you know that I learned to play guitar from Jimmy Buffett? Then LIFE came for my middle finger — my "driving finger" no less. See the latest commentary at kudzukid.com/jimmy-buffet... #jimmybuffett @parrotheads.bsky.social #guitars #margaritaville
I get why some folks in France want Lady Liberty Biberty back, but to quote Charlton McDonald, you can have french fries back when you pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hands. #goldcard #trumpgoldcard @meiselasb.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov #trump #oligarchy #france
March 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I get why some folks in France want Lady Liberty Biberty back, but to quote Charlton McDonald, you can have french fries back when you pry them from my cold, dead, greasy hands. #goldcard #trumpgoldcard @meiselasb.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov #trump #oligarchy #france
Trump may have renamed Denali, but I'm renaming my 401k a 41k. #trump #wallstreet #stockmarketcrash #stocks #recession #denali #mountmckinley
March 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trump may have renamed Denali, but I'm renaming my 401k a 41k. #trump #wallstreet #stockmarketcrash #stocks #recession #denali #mountmckinley
We need a true middle-of-the-road political movement. I humbly suggest The Possum Party. It's clear that the current two-party system has run its course, and both Democrats and Republicans have lost control. Join The Possum Party! #politics #congress #trump #elonmusk kudzukid.com/possum-party/
We need more than just donkeys and elephants - CHRIS JOHNSON
Possums know all about the middle of the road, unlike the elephants and donkeys running amok in Washington these days. Join the Possum Party!
kudzukid.com
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We need a true middle-of-the-road political movement. I humbly suggest The Possum Party. It's clear that the current two-party system has run its course, and both Democrats and Republicans have lost control. Join The Possum Party! #politics #congress #trump #elonmusk kudzukid.com/possum-party/
Maybe Trump is on to something here. He just had it backwards. We should consider becoming Canada’s 11th province. #canada #hockey
Let’s be more than just neighbors, eh? - CHRIS JOHNSON
Instead of Canada becoming the USA's 51st state, we should consider having the USA become Canada's 11th province.
kudzukid.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As President of the Republic of Margaritahill (my house), I will sign an executive order to name the Gulf of Mexico anything you like ... for a modest fee, of course. #trump @meiselasb.bsky.social @georgetakei.bsky.social #gulfofmexico #jimmybuffett @parrotheads.bsky.social
As long as we’re renaming stuff … - CHRIS JOHNSON
I was not for renaming the Gulf of Mexico, but I'm not above capitalizing upon this opportunity Dear Leader Trump has presented.
kudzukid.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As President of the Republic of Margaritahill (my house), I will sign an executive order to name the Gulf of Mexico anything you like ... for a modest fee, of course. #trump @meiselasb.bsky.social @georgetakei.bsky.social #gulfofmexico #jimmybuffett @parrotheads.bsky.social
I now realize all the flat-earthers were right and we are clearly now on the upside-down part of this flat planet. Sorry I made fun of y'all! #flatearth #science
January 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I now realize all the flat-earthers were right and we are clearly now on the upside-down part of this flat planet. Sorry I made fun of y'all! #flatearth #science
Everything that is going to happen in 2025! I haven’t missed a single prediction in 25 years of doing this. I won’t start now! kudzukid.com/2025preview #humor #politics #predictions
December 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Everything that is going to happen in 2025! I haven’t missed a single prediction in 25 years of doing this. I won’t start now! kudzukid.com/2025preview #humor #politics #predictions
Apparently, this alleged take from Darth Elon’s X feed is fake. Numerous major accounts on here have shared it. Will we ever have a social media platform that is not flooded with BS?
December 13, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Apparently, this alleged take from Darth Elon’s X feed is fake. Numerous major accounts on here have shared it. Will we ever have a social media platform that is not flooded with BS?
Now that I’ve had time to reflect upon the election of Darth Trump, I totally get Ol’ Ben wanting to sit in a cave a few parsecs outside the city limits for a few decades. #starwars @starwarsexplained.bsky.social @starwarsfans.bsky.social #politicalhumor #politics
I finally understand Obi-Wan and his man cave - CHRIS JOHNSON
As soon as I can find an affordable cave a few parsecs outside the city limits, I’m gonna hide out for a while, just like Ol’ Ben Kenobi.
kudzukid.com
December 9, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Now that I’ve had time to reflect upon the election of Darth Trump, I totally get Ol’ Ben wanting to sit in a cave a few parsecs outside the city limits for a few decades. #starwars @starwarsexplained.bsky.social @starwarsfans.bsky.social #politicalhumor #politics
If you have relaxed since the election and thought, “Well, maybe all that retribution and deportation and Project 2025 talk was a little overblown,” don’t watch Donald Trump’s “Meet the Press” interview. It’ll make you feel even worse than you did on Nov. 5. Good luck to the Liz Cheneys out there.
December 9, 2024 at 2:36 PM
If you have relaxed since the election and thought, “Well, maybe all that retribution and deportation and Project 2025 talk was a little overblown,” don’t watch Donald Trump’s “Meet the Press” interview. It’ll make you feel even worse than you did on Nov. 5. Good luck to the Liz Cheneys out there.
My nonprofit and sports worlds collided in a very good way with this gift from Pat McAfee.
Thank you to @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social and @espnplus.bsky.social for this incredible moment and the help it will provide to families in North Carolina still recovering from Hurricane Helene's aftermath. #helene #collegefootball #nonprofits fullercenter.org/pat-mcafee-u...
Pat McAfee, UGA student kick another $100,000 into disaster recovery - The Fuller Center for Housing
A pregame contest before the Georgia-Tennessee game two weeks ago took social media by storm and will boost our disaster recovery efforts.
fullercenter.org
December 2, 2024 at 7:09 PM
My nonprofit and sports worlds collided in a very good way with this gift from Pat McAfee.
Reposted by Chris Johnson
Thank you to @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social and @espnplus.bsky.social for this incredible moment and the help it will provide to families in North Carolina still recovering from Hurricane Helene's aftermath. #helene #collegefootball #nonprofits fullercenter.org/pat-mcafee-u...
Pat McAfee, UGA student kick another $100,000 into disaster recovery - The Fuller Center for Housing
A pregame contest before the Georgia-Tennessee game two weeks ago took social media by storm and will boost our disaster recovery efforts.
fullercenter.org
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Thank you to @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social and @espnplus.bsky.social for this incredible moment and the help it will provide to families in North Carolina still recovering from Hurricane Helene's aftermath. #helene #collegefootball #nonprofits fullercenter.org/pat-mcafee-u...
Netflix bought my Christmas movie idea: Global warming melts the North Pole, and Lindsay Lohan & Lacey Chabert are two leads who fall in love with each other. Titled “Mrs. Claus Tests the Waters,” it may be banned by Trump — not because of the same sex relationship but because it has science in it.
December 1, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Netflix bought my Christmas movie idea: Global warming melts the North Pole, and Lindsay Lohan & Lacey Chabert are two leads who fall in love with each other. Titled “Mrs. Claus Tests the Waters,” it may be banned by Trump — not because of the same sex relationship but because it has science in it.
It’s so sickening to see your nation’s next leader so easily manipulated by evil people who see them as a brainless tool. But here we are.
November 29, 2024 at 3:49 AM
It’s so sickening to see your nation’s next leader so easily manipulated by evil people who see them as a brainless tool. But here we are.
They clearly stole this from my artwork made with a strawberry and electrical tape. I'm suing. I will settle out of court for a mere $2 million or so. #art
We now know who paid $6.2 million for a duct-taped banana
The infamous banana artwork fetched $6.2 million at auction, with the new owner planning to eat the fruit.
www.13wmaz.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
They clearly stole this from my artwork made with a strawberry and electrical tape. I'm suing. I will settle out of court for a mere $2 million or so. #art
Nancy Mace worries about a single trans woman using a bathroom at the Capitol, but she should be worried about the predators in the Trump administration. Don't go to any meetings at the White House alone, Nancy! However, I think you're safe in the Capitol bathroom. #nancymace #trump #mattgaetz
November 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Nancy Mace worries about a single trans woman using a bathroom at the Capitol, but she should be worried about the predators in the Trump administration. Don't go to any meetings at the White House alone, Nancy! However, I think you're safe in the Capitol bathroom. #nancymace #trump #mattgaetz