“Deconstructed Marxism with a Maoist foam”

Mia will not be tethered by such trivial things as “pants.”

I’m not promising it’s a good book, but it might be?

Honestly kinda weird at 40+ now because that’s a young lady, but at the time I would have died for Christina Ricci.

All I’m saying is weaponize all of us at pride being like, “(What flag is that?) You know what, hell yeah transfem ace girlies, we got your back and need someone for our MtG nights and obscure TTRPG!”

“Cool, me and my co-op rugby/ frisbee golf team got this right after we get destroyed by the gym gays I a way that feels kinda personal. Y’all just chill, but we do have a Magic tournament tonight to get to if you can bother to get around to human rights today.”

Nothing like a light read before bed.

Less side eye, more squinty eye like, “we’re not gonna purge me this time, right?”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still better than most. If the revolution ever comes we’re gonna be giving that hard side eye at the tankies, but, like, still better than a fascist.

Even Dan McClennan is starting to get mad about it and I’ve seen that man calmly debate actual Nazis in the hope that he could convince them.

Magpie is absolutely amazing.

It is their fault. They’re politicians. They are literally paid to connect with their constituents, and if they can’t anymore they need to lose their jobs. I’m a chef, no one is going to be like, “oh, he can’t smell rotten food anymore, but we should just let him keep serving it.”

If you don’t want to get found just stop fucking the nine ladies in your weird Nazi circle.
(Honestly, though, someone needs to do a podcast on those nine ladies. It would save us so much work if we could just look at their Instagram)

Wow. You definitely said some words there. Some of us don’t subscribe to your pacifist nonsense or pretend like caging them in some nonsensical pseudoreligious frame makes them make sense. I don’t judge your decisions, but my house gets defended by arms. I’ve seen too many gay kids get killed.

Yo, I just covered like six people’s drinks, and I’m a dude, and one of them was mine.

They can’t spend one day without some kind of wife swapping level drama. I mean… we already know yall are weird as hell, if you aren’t ready to be poly just keep it to yourselves.

“Oh, no, I’m not leaving the control room. It’s warm here and I have so many maps.”

Seriously, I’m that one person who loves to play the cleric or support role. Just give me a game where I’m the person explaining the plot to the main character.

I’m not sure who you’re getting at here, but I’m 100% sure Robert Evans isn’t the person. “Heavily Armed Anarchist who Eats Roadkill” is kind of his brand and most of us fans pretty much hit that same demographic.