@kudzuflowers.bsky.social
For those who don’t know, bookstores throw out a ton of books, and you can just walk behind them and grab them and literally no one is going to stop you.
April 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
For those who don’t know, bookstores throw out a ton of books, and you can just walk behind them and grab them and literally no one is going to stop you.
Wait, which Pride flag did they ban, because there’s like 409, and I’m pretty sure they’d have to prove which one was the letter of the law.
February 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Wait, which Pride flag did they ban, because there’s like 409, and I’m pretty sure they’d have to prove which one was the letter of the law.
Listen, the two coolest actors you’re ever going to meet are Nathan Fillion and Matthew Lillard. Sam Jackson is a close third, but he always has like 49 dudes trying to talk to him at any moment, and you’re kinda like “yall, give my dude a rest.”
February 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Listen, the two coolest actors you’re ever going to meet are Nathan Fillion and Matthew Lillard. Sam Jackson is a close third, but he always has like 49 dudes trying to talk to him at any moment, and you’re kinda like “yall, give my dude a rest.”
Man, I woke up and chose violence online today. Usually I just ignore stuff, but I wasn’t having it today.
January 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Man, I woke up and chose violence online today. Usually I just ignore stuff, but I wasn’t having it today.
Listen, have you ever really had a roommate if you didn’t sleep on an uncomfortable ass couch out of spite? Nah, that’s just me.
January 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Listen, have you ever really had a roommate if you didn’t sleep on an uncomfortable ass couch out of spite? Nah, that’s just me.
Seems like the Nazis are getting real bold out here. Any of you old punks bored tonight? Turns out I have a ton of random 2X4’s outside my apartment.
January 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Seems like the Nazis are getting real bold out here. Any of you old punks bored tonight? Turns out I have a ton of random 2X4’s outside my apartment.
If any queer or trans folks need a couch right now, send me a message.
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If any queer or trans folks need a couch right now, send me a message.
My mom just informed me that the “Anderson” in “Andersonville” is my family. Maybe… just don’t tell me any more fun history facts about the English side of my family. It’s just like all slaves and genocide.
January 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My mom just informed me that the “Anderson” in “Andersonville” is my family. Maybe… just don’t tell me any more fun history facts about the English side of my family. It’s just like all slaves and genocide.
Listen… so I’ve seen a lot of folks doing the whole “grow your own food” post recently. It’s January in NC and I live in an apartment. Explain to me how that’s going to work, with the knowledge that I’ve been urban farming for 20 years.
January 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Listen… so I’ve seen a lot of folks doing the whole “grow your own food” post recently. It’s January in NC and I live in an apartment. Explain to me how that’s going to work, with the knowledge that I’ve been urban farming for 20 years.
If The Witcher as a show wanted to be more accurate it would have Geralt call his horse and it come an inconvenient distance away from him and then be unable to step over a six inch rock.
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If The Witcher as a show wanted to be more accurate it would have Geralt call his horse and it come an inconvenient distance away from him and then be unable to step over a six inch rock.
Listen… I’m just going to say it. You asked for too much money to get that shit job you applied for. You deserve better and you know it. We’re all stuck here now, making 20k less than we made before the pandemic and paying twice as much for rent.
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Listen… I’m just going to say it. You asked for too much money to get that shit job you applied for. You deserve better and you know it. We’re all stuck here now, making 20k less than we made before the pandemic and paying twice as much for rent.
Listen… I worked in an adult club for quite awhile and I respect my lady dancers and workers. Y’all continue to be amazing. I think yall are cool as hell.
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Listen… I worked in an adult club for quite awhile and I respect my lady dancers and workers. Y’all continue to be amazing. I think yall are cool as hell.
You know that moment where you’re like, “maybe I’ve had a little too much to drink and it’s time to just watch some TV?” Yeah. It’s that time. I guess I’m going to watch The Witcher again? Any recommendations, and I swear to god if you say Gilmore Girls I’ve already watched every episode.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You know that moment where you’re like, “maybe I’ve had a little too much to drink and it’s time to just watch some TV?” Yeah. It’s that time. I guess I’m going to watch The Witcher again? Any recommendations, and I swear to god if you say Gilmore Girls I’ve already watched every episode.
Listen…after replaying The Witcher III I fully realize that I have a crush on every witchy gorl that exists. Please tell me about your candles and herbs, and you will spend the evening enjoying life.
January 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Listen…after replaying The Witcher III I fully realize that I have a crush on every witchy gorl that exists. Please tell me about your candles and herbs, and you will spend the evening enjoying life.
Man, I slept like 20 of the 24 hours yesterday. I woke up this morning trying to figure out what day it was. Turns out it’s a Sunday, and my football team isn’t even playing, so it was kind of a wash.
January 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Man, I slept like 20 of the 24 hours yesterday. I woke up this morning trying to figure out what day it was. Turns out it’s a Sunday, and my football team isn’t even playing, so it was kind of a wash.
Ya know, honestly, I’m both replaying and rewatching The Witcher, and I love that my guy loves the games, but the Witcher should look like my dad. Like, he’s not a young dude.
January 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Ya know, honestly, I’m both replaying and rewatching The Witcher, and I love that my guy loves the games, but the Witcher should look like my dad. Like, he’s not a young dude.
More games need TV shows so that when I pass out after a full day of game playing I can still fall asleep to my game.
January 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
More games need TV shows so that when I pass out after a full day of game playing I can still fall asleep to my game.
Man… so I think @edzitron.com needs to know that I bought a vape last night that for some reason wants to connect to my Bluetooth and also tastes like shit.
January 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Man… so I think @edzitron.com needs to know that I bought a vape last night that for some reason wants to connect to my Bluetooth and also tastes like shit.
The last video that played on my TikTok was desperately appropriate.
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The last video that played on my TikTok was desperately appropriate.
Just saw a normal life poem for the first time in awhile so here goes:
Laid off for Christmas… that sucks
Guess I’m waiting on unemployment
How long does this take?
Jesus, I’m eating out of a dumpster
I’m pretty sure I just stole a DoorDash.
I’ll make sure I survive.
Laid off for Christmas… that sucks
Guess I’m waiting on unemployment
How long does this take?
Jesus, I’m eating out of a dumpster
I’m pretty sure I just stole a DoorDash.
I’ll make sure I survive.
January 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just saw a normal life poem for the first time in awhile so here goes:
Laid off for Christmas… that sucks
Guess I’m waiting on unemployment
How long does this take?
Jesus, I’m eating out of a dumpster
I’m pretty sure I just stole a DoorDash.
I’ll make sure I survive.
Laid off for Christmas… that sucks
Guess I’m waiting on unemployment
How long does this take?
Jesus, I’m eating out of a dumpster
I’m pretty sure I just stole a DoorDash.
I’ll make sure I survive.
So, the weird thing about this age with me being over 40 is that I have dudes asking me if I’d like to microdose their product, and when I say I’d prefer to macrodose they always seem to have the correct amount weighed out.
January 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So, the weird thing about this age with me being over 40 is that I have dudes asking me if I’d like to microdose their product, and when I say I’d prefer to macrodose they always seem to have the correct amount weighed out.
Apparently I have a birthday coming up in eight days. Cool.
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Apparently I have a birthday coming up in eight days. Cool.
Oh, god, I interacted about David Lynch and I’m not a fan. Not only did I get a response, but I got a quote, so let me make it clearer. Lynch was a hack and a fraud who couldn’t direct himself around a traffic cone and was an absolute garbage writer.
January 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh, god, I interacted about David Lynch and I’m not a fan. Not only did I get a response, but I got a quote, so let me make it clearer. Lynch was a hack and a fraud who couldn’t direct himself around a traffic cone and was an absolute garbage writer.
Listen… I loved David Lynch’s behind the scenes stuff. I loved his dissecting of pop culture, but his movies were terrible. Just absolute pretentious garbage. “It was all a dream,” means the same thing as “I couldn’t land the ending.”
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Listen… I loved David Lynch’s behind the scenes stuff. I loved his dissecting of pop culture, but his movies were terrible. Just absolute pretentious garbage. “It was all a dream,” means the same thing as “I couldn’t land the ending.”
Getting older as a former punk and raver is realizing that you can still eat a heroic level of mushrooms and feel amazing the next day, but can’t handle four beers without thinking you’re gonna die.
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Getting older as a former punk and raver is realizing that you can still eat a heroic level of mushrooms and feel amazing the next day, but can’t handle four beers without thinking you’re gonna die.