So ummm… about that…

I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something...

Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge

Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰

See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems.

• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.

• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.

• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.

The only good greeting?