🐙 Kraken (Chaotic But Cuddly)
@kuddlesomkraken.bsky.social
Farm Girl • Bi Disaster • Hobbies include: Photography, Makeup, Fashion, Gaming, Archery, Woodworking, Finding New Hobbies.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
June 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
A boeing 737 MAX has CRASHED while ferrying furries to fur-con!!!! 😱
today’s fit! 😅
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
today’s fit! 😅
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
it’s finally springtime!!!!! 🥳
Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
March 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Given the USA is violating court orders, sending people to foreign encampments without due process; while isreal is doing far worse to Palestinians.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
It would seem that - since the events from which this work came - its somber reminder has never been so pertinent.
Cripes, it's been a whole week.
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
March 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Cripes, it's been a whole week.
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
I'm getting faded. Anyone wanna join me?
Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮💨
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
March 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Feeling rough. Lost 20lbs in 2 weeks. I have 3 Med Appointments today and may be re-hospitalized. 😮💨
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
BUT, If I am sent to the good coochie detainment facility? At least I’ll look cuter than the psychs. 🎀 😏
Time for some self care I guess. 🎀
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
March 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Time for some self care I guess. 🎀
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
It’s probably long overdue… 😓😮💨
Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response!
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
March 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Tried to take a forever nap in the psych ER yesterday. Guess their response!
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
A. Admit
B. Provide crisis support
C. Discharge after resuscitation; refer to walk-in clinic that no longer exists.
If you guess C you’re right! At least I’m pretty and got super cute new shoes? 😮💨😭
Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
January 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just a dumb farm gay doing dumb farm gay things 🤭
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
(I could probably carry you just as easily. Just sayin. 😘)
Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19.
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
January 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Ohey! look! It’s my high risk butt sitting in the shower and drinking black tea, because studies have shown both may reduce severity and duration of C19.
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
Stay home when ur sick folks! Getting others sick & preventing disabled folk from visiting family isn’t cool. 😤
A Friends post reminded me of something to keep in mind next year.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
A Friends post reminded me of something to keep in mind next year.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
Goals can leave you disheartened if failed. Behavioural less so. Make one small change a day. And remember to Love yourself.
At the end of the day no one escapes life alive, best to escape it having lived.
So ummm… about that…
December 29, 2024 at 12:53 PM
So ummm… about that…
I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something...
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
December 29, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I'vr been drinkinf but before I go to bed I need to tell ysll something...
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
Ur wonderful
Ur smazing
Ur stronf as f***
You hsve an ass that csn topple empired
Ur cspable of grest things
Ur dick is huge
Whstever 2025 brings, yoy got this!
Love uou!💕
Nini! Sleep sweet! 🥰
See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems.
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
December 28, 2024 at 5:44 PM
See, the problem with most common greetings is they're uninclusive or have other problems.
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
• "Ladies and Gentlemen!" is too formal.
• "Guys, Gal's, And Enbys!" Feigns inclusivity but still excludes some groups.
• "Hey Y'all!" - Is just too southern.
The only good greeting?
I’ll take “WTF Is wrong with me!?” for 1200, Alex! 🤣
December 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’ll take “WTF Is wrong with me!?” for 1200, Alex! 🤣
Hope you’ve been naughty, Cause your lil miss spooky clause is live on twitch!!!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
December 25, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Hope you’ve been naughty, Cause your lil miss spooky clause is live on twitch!!!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Midnight to Midnight…
24 hours of horror games…
Come join us for a…
HAPPY CRISIS!!!
Starting with alien isolation!
Many people, myself included, don't have family to visit or a safe space to be Late december. Myself included. To help provide a space for people to be comfortable, I'm going live from midnight to midnight.
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Many people, myself included, don't have family to visit or a safe space to be Late december. Myself included. To help provide a space for people to be comfortable, I'm going live from midnight to midnight.
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
Because you know what?
Fuck you.
*Spookies your holiday*
This Christmas, I’m drinking alone and listening to music so sad it’ll make my targeted ads scream “Find a therapist!!!”
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
December 24, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This Christmas, I’m drinking alone and listening to music so sad it’ll make my targeted ads scream “Find a therapist!!!”
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
And to all my friends, enemies, and those yet to be measured; In Europe and beyond! Happy X-Mas eve!!!
Wishing everyone warm tidings and good company this holiday season
Okay Fed.
December 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Okay Fed.
Wow, such great info!!!
December 17, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Wow, such great info!!!
OMG does this meme go hard!
(It also explains why I'm constantly dying, but we're just gonna ignore that part. 🤭)
(It also explains why I'm constantly dying, but we're just gonna ignore that part. 🤭)
December 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
OMG does this meme go hard!
(It also explains why I'm constantly dying, but we're just gonna ignore that part. 🤭)
(It also explains why I'm constantly dying, but we're just gonna ignore that part. 🤭)
OMG, Besties! I just found pictures of @ithayla.bsky.social's sexuality.
Use them responsibly.
(Read as: For blackmail.)
Use them responsibly.
(Read as: For blackmail.)
December 7, 2024 at 5:11 AM
OMG, Besties! I just found pictures of @ithayla.bsky.social's sexuality.
Use them responsibly.
(Read as: For blackmail.)
Use them responsibly.
(Read as: For blackmail.)
Wait, here, lemme fix sum’n real quick.
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Wait, here, lemme fix sum’n real quick.
Got an intake meeting with a disability support agency today. Do I look queer enough?
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Got an intake meeting with a disability support agency today. Do I look queer enough?
69! Can we get a “Nice” in the comments? Hehehe 🤭
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
69! Can we get a “Nice” in the comments? Hehehe 🤭
Yesterday I got so high I could barely speak, then video’ed a friend with Train Autism™ so they could show me their Factorio base… 🥰
I spontaneously started helping them plan railroads, and I think they gave me their train autism????? 😭
Is there any recourse?
Can I sue?
Pls halp??? Pls????? 🥺
I spontaneously started helping them plan railroads, and I think they gave me their train autism????? 😭
Is there any recourse?
Can I sue?
Pls halp??? Pls????? 🥺
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Yesterday I got so high I could barely speak, then video’ed a friend with Train Autism™ so they could show me their Factorio base… 🥰
I spontaneously started helping them plan railroads, and I think they gave me their train autism????? 😭
Is there any recourse?
Can I sue?
Pls halp??? Pls????? 🥺
I spontaneously started helping them plan railroads, and I think they gave me their train autism????? 😭
Is there any recourse?
Can I sue?
Pls halp??? Pls????? 🥺