Conference Season 🤝 Captain Cook Selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Conference Season 🤝 Captain Cook Selfie
Because no son of mine is going to grow up believing self care is only for women, or that your crusty gender norms apply to him (or anyone else for that matter)
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Because no son of mine is going to grow up believing self care is only for women, or that your crusty gender norms apply to him (or anyone else for that matter)
Deepest apologies to whoever had to hear @lazydogbone.bsky.social and me raging against fascism and reviewing bumble profiles tonight.
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Deepest apologies to whoever had to hear @lazydogbone.bsky.social and me raging against fascism and reviewing bumble profiles tonight.
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
ITS HAPPENING 😋 🌮 🎉
August 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ITS HAPPENING 😋 🌮 🎉
Come support young entrepreneurship!
Henry’s Lemonade Pop-Up is back by popular demand.
DM for address.
Cash & Venmo accepted
Henry’s Lemonade Pop-Up is back by popular demand.
DM for address.
Cash & Venmo accepted
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Come support young entrepreneurship!
Henry’s Lemonade Pop-Up is back by popular demand.
DM for address.
Cash & Venmo accepted
Henry’s Lemonade Pop-Up is back by popular demand.
DM for address.
Cash & Venmo accepted
Was very outdoorsy. Please clap.
June 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Was very outdoorsy. Please clap.
That east coast time switch is a doozy 😵💫
May 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That east coast time switch is a doozy 😵💫
doing what i do best
April 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
doing what i do best
Not @lazydogbone.bsky.social adding to my already overflowing TBR stack 😂
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Not @lazydogbone.bsky.social adding to my already overflowing TBR stack 😂
I like my men how I like my McDonald’s apple pie
December 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I like my men how I like my McDonald’s apple pie
My dearest friend and I are in the same town for one day. Her family came over for lunch and filled my cup to the brim.
How lucky I am to have the friends who knew me when and love me now.
How lucky I am to have the friends who knew me when and love me now.
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
My dearest friend and I are in the same town for one day. Her family came over for lunch and filled my cup to the brim.
How lucky I am to have the friends who knew me when and love me now.
How lucky I am to have the friends who knew me when and love me now.
The book JD Vance doesn’t want you to read
November 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The book JD Vance doesn’t want you to read
I’m so frustrated, angry, sad and distracted my cupcakes turned to shit and are uneven and now I’m even more mad.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
I’m so frustrated, angry, sad and distracted my cupcakes turned to shit and are uneven and now I’m even more mad.