Conference Season 🤝 Captain Cook Selfie
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Conference Season 🤝 Captain Cook Selfie
YOU GUYS I HAVE AMAZING NEWS:
Came home and continued working! And I’m close to being done! I feel like I cracked a magical code or something
Came home and continued working! And I’m close to being done! I feel like I cracked a magical code or something
I rarely wish for a 2nd adult in my home but I’m on an ADHD-infused cleaning binge (and feeling GREAT) but earlier me promised kiddo we’d go to the pool so now I have to pivot and…y’all. The anxiety. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
YOU GUYS I HAVE AMAZING NEWS:
Came home and continued working! And I’m close to being done! I feel like I cracked a magical code or something
Came home and continued working! And I’m close to being done! I feel like I cracked a magical code or something
I rarely wish for a 2nd adult in my home but I’m on an ADHD-infused cleaning binge (and feeling GREAT) but earlier me promised kiddo we’d go to the pool so now I have to pivot and…y’all. The anxiety. 😂
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I rarely wish for a 2nd adult in my home but I’m on an ADHD-infused cleaning binge (and feeling GREAT) but earlier me promised kiddo we’d go to the pool so now I have to pivot and…y’all. The anxiety. 😂
Happy Halloween to everyone except the man (?) who just threw my things in a trash bag and left them on my porch because his feelings are hurt I’m hanging out with my bestie for 2 hours tonight.
Cool. Cool cool.
Cool. Cool cool.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Happy Halloween to everyone except the man (?) who just threw my things in a trash bag and left them on my porch because his feelings are hurt I’m hanging out with my bestie for 2 hours tonight.
Cool. Cool cool.
Cool. Cool cool.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE BEEN SAYING MALICE AFORETHOUGHT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? ???
IT’S NOT MALICE OF FORETHOUGHT????
Jesus Christ, this is humiliating
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE BEEN SAYING MALICE AFORETHOUGHT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? ???
IT’S NOT MALICE OF FORETHOUGHT????
Jesus Christ, this is humiliating
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE BEEN SAYING MALICE AFORETHOUGHT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? ???
IT’S NOT MALICE OF FORETHOUGHT????
Jesus Christ, this is humiliating
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE BEEN SAYING MALICE AFORETHOUGHT WRONG ALL THESE YEARS? ???
IT’S NOT MALICE OF FORETHOUGHT????
Jesus Christ, this is humiliating
Hey @npr.org and @nytimes.com why aren’t you focusing any energy on the missing and thousands displaced on the western coast of Alaska from Halong?
There are journalists & correspondents covering this story locally, give them a chance to show & tell the world what climate change is doing to Alaska
There are journalists & correspondents covering this story locally, give them a chance to show & tell the world what climate change is doing to Alaska
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey @npr.org and @nytimes.com why aren’t you focusing any energy on the missing and thousands displaced on the western coast of Alaska from Halong?
There are journalists & correspondents covering this story locally, give them a chance to show & tell the world what climate change is doing to Alaska
There are journalists & correspondents covering this story locally, give them a chance to show & tell the world what climate change is doing to Alaska
Today’s NYT Connections feels ominous @nytgames.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Today’s NYT Connections feels ominous @nytgames.bsky.social
On one hand, the British monarchy is trash
On the other, they are the only consistent reference I can use for a boy’s classic haircut
On the other, they are the only consistent reference I can use for a boy’s classic haircut
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
On one hand, the British monarchy is trash
On the other, they are the only consistent reference I can use for a boy’s classic haircut
On the other, they are the only consistent reference I can use for a boy’s classic haircut
Moving laundry from the washer to the dryer:
“I protect the family”
“I protect the family”
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Moving laundry from the washer to the dryer:
“I protect the family”
“I protect the family”
Because no son of mine is going to grow up believing self care is only for women, or that your crusty gender norms apply to him (or anyone else for that matter)
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Because no son of mine is going to grow up believing self care is only for women, or that your crusty gender norms apply to him (or anyone else for that matter)
All these pro-October posts remind me of when @briancgrubb.bsky.social declared October to be a lesser month and it was the only time I considered unfollowing him
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All these pro-October posts remind me of when @briancgrubb.bsky.social declared October to be a lesser month and it was the only time I considered unfollowing him
I’m not sure I’ll make it through another winter
It was a sunny September day and I saw a picture of snow and ohhh the dread
It was a sunny September day and I saw a picture of snow and ohhh the dread
September 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m not sure I’ll make it through another winter
It was a sunny September day and I saw a picture of snow and ohhh the dread
It was a sunny September day and I saw a picture of snow and ohhh the dread
Deepest apologies to whoever had to hear @lazydogbone.bsky.social and me raging against fascism and reviewing bumble profiles tonight.
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Deepest apologies to whoever had to hear @lazydogbone.bsky.social and me raging against fascism and reviewing bumble profiles tonight.
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
I’d say we’re usually better behaved but my mother raised me not to lie
(Also: what a fuckin stud)
Everything in the news and at work and in my life feels like I’m wearing a sweater that’s too hot and too itchy but I can’t take it off.
September 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Everything in the news and at work and in my life feels like I’m wearing a sweater that’s too hot and too itchy but I can’t take it off.
Seeing men crash out is very disorienting. I feel like that’s a girliepop property and they’re infringing on our copyright.
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Seeing men crash out is very disorienting. I feel like that’s a girliepop property and they’re infringing on our copyright.
Received a “compliment” at work recently that mostly amounted to: “You really surprised me! Normally you’re an insufferable bitch, but you were really professional just now.”
Come to think of it…I’m not sure which part was the compliment.
Come to think of it…I’m not sure which part was the compliment.
a woman wearing earrings and a necklace looks at the camera
ALT: a woman wearing earrings and a necklace looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Received a “compliment” at work recently that mostly amounted to: “You really surprised me! Normally you’re an insufferable bitch, but you were really professional just now.”
Come to think of it…I’m not sure which part was the compliment.
Come to think of it…I’m not sure which part was the compliment.
Raise your hand if your dreams have been un-fucking-hinged since last week’s eclipse.
Last night I dreamt I made rice and beans and macaroni all together in a plastic rice bag in the shower to feed to a hippo.
It’s been weird shit like that for over a week and I am so over this ♓️ chaos
Last night I dreamt I made rice and beans and macaroni all together in a plastic rice bag in the shower to feed to a hippo.
It’s been weird shit like that for over a week and I am so over this ♓️ chaos
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Raise your hand if your dreams have been un-fucking-hinged since last week’s eclipse.
Last night I dreamt I made rice and beans and macaroni all together in a plastic rice bag in the shower to feed to a hippo.
It’s been weird shit like that for over a week and I am so over this ♓️ chaos
Last night I dreamt I made rice and beans and macaroni all together in a plastic rice bag in the shower to feed to a hippo.
It’s been weird shit like that for over a week and I am so over this ♓️ chaos
Yall if you love me (and even if you don’t) can you like & share for the algo so my boss thinks I’m doing a good job?
Love you mucho mucho! 😘
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Love you mucho mucho! 😘
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September 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Yall if you love me (and even if you don’t) can you like & share for the algo so my boss thinks I’m doing a good job?
Love you mucho mucho! 😘
www.instagram.com/reel/DOJOlH_...
Love you mucho mucho! 😘
www.instagram.com/reel/DOJOlH_...
Dating is incredible: I had a whole relationship in the last 2 weeks!
Met him on Bumble, connected, had a date, had a 2nd date, I went to Chicago, we FaceTimed every day, told me he loved me ( 😳), he got jealous of my bestie, and then I broke up with him.
🎢 All in the span of 10 days 🎢
Met him on Bumble, connected, had a date, had a 2nd date, I went to Chicago, we FaceTimed every day, told me he loved me ( 😳), he got jealous of my bestie, and then I broke up with him.
🎢 All in the span of 10 days 🎢
September 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dating is incredible: I had a whole relationship in the last 2 weeks!
Met him on Bumble, connected, had a date, had a 2nd date, I went to Chicago, we FaceTimed every day, told me he loved me ( 😳), he got jealous of my bestie, and then I broke up with him.
🎢 All in the span of 10 days 🎢
Met him on Bumble, connected, had a date, had a 2nd date, I went to Chicago, we FaceTimed every day, told me he loved me ( 😳), he got jealous of my bestie, and then I broke up with him.
🎢 All in the span of 10 days 🎢
My child thinks Ronald McDonald is the Joker.
I’m not sure where I failed, but I know I have.
I’m not sure where I failed, but I know I have.
September 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My child thinks Ronald McDonald is the Joker.
I’m not sure where I failed, but I know I have.
I’m not sure where I failed, but I know I have.
My intuition is a judgy bitch but she is rarely incorrect.
August 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My intuition is a judgy bitch but she is rarely incorrect.
Yup. Shoulda trusted my own judgement 😒
Met a guy who is so over the moon gaga for me and I am SCREWING IT UP because I don’t trust my own judgement anymore.
August 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yup. Shoulda trusted my own judgement 😒
Can confirm. RT train to MKE was a mass transit dream this week
On one of like a dozen trains to Milwaukee and this baby is fully sold out. This rips vs being on a train line with once a day service that also ran half as slow as driving.
August 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Can confirm. RT train to MKE was a mass transit dream this week
Met a guy who is so over the moon gaga for me and I am SCREWING IT UP because I don’t trust my own judgement anymore.
August 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Met a guy who is so over the moon gaga for me and I am SCREWING IT UP because I don’t trust my own judgement anymore.