I always respect the honesty and his male perspective but sometimes it hurts to hear 😭

Why is everything so dry looking

To round out my day my finger got caught in the door at a bar and definitely messed it up

Just realized that the jam i bought yesterday is mixed berry and not strawberry

Train broke down mid ride. Excited to see what else this day will bring

I also have 1 hr until my botox appointment so all I was able to get done is wash her ass in the tub and clean up the poop/poop smears on the floor so FUCK ME

Now I get to clean my entire apartment and everything she mightve touched

These bounty hunters are going to get themselves shot