Everyday this pops up KILL YOURSELF INSTAGRAM!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Everyday this pops up KILL YOURSELF INSTAGRAM!!!
Confused as to why Instagram thinks I want to see this?
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Confused as to why Instagram thinks I want to see this?
Turns out it's fractured and now I have to wear a fucking splint. Wednesday was truly the day from hell
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Turns out it's fractured and now I have to wear a fucking splint. Wednesday was truly the day from hell
Second, brownie batter. This is the one my friend let me try. Pretty yummy, has that slight chalky chocolate taste that all protein bars have but I enjoyed it. 4.7/5
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Second, brownie batter. This is the one my friend let me try. Pretty yummy, has that slight chalky chocolate taste that all protein bars have but I enjoyed it. 4.7/5
First one, strawberries and cream. I had high hopes for this one but the artificial strawberry flavor was unpleasant. 2/5
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
First one, strawberries and cream. I had high hopes for this one but the artificial strawberry flavor was unpleasant. 2/5
First day back at work and both of the soles of my shoes fell off...fuck me I guess
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
First day back at work and both of the soles of my shoes fell off...fuck me I guess
Who asked for this??
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who asked for this??
I know a man did this, stapled it right into the sequin 😒
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I know a man did this, stapled it right into the sequin 😒
Why would you STAPLE tags into clothes omg 😭
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Why would you STAPLE tags into clothes omg 😭
Wtf is this?? Why am I now getting random news on my weather widget that I can't disable???
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wtf is this?? Why am I now getting random news on my weather widget that I can't disable???
I should NOT have bought these omg they're so delicious
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I should NOT have bought these omg they're so delicious
Another ghost story
October 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Another ghost story
Yet another L...
October 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Yet another L...
Sir this is a Wendy's
September 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sir this is a Wendy's
me looking at my phone with nary a text from Fine Ass Man in almost a week...
September 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
me looking at my phone with nary a text from Fine Ass Man in almost a week...
A huge chunk of the balcony above mine fell off onto my balcony..that doesn't seem good
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A huge chunk of the balcony above mine fell off onto my balcony..that doesn't seem good
Preparing my feed for what's to come
August 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Preparing my feed for what's to come