Nothing about this video makes sense

SPEAK ROUGHLY TO YOUR LITTLE BOY AND BEAT HIM WHEN HE SNEEZES

Why should Trump go to jail for a crime somebody else…noticed?!

This is definitely what my husband and I do on our book dates.

The best time to use “Um…actually-“

It’s only damning if they’ll be held accountable, which is not part of the Senate Dems‘ skillset.

Look, I know the comms team has to do their job, but this is not the time to be posting like Durbin has any moral fortitude, or like the American people should believe or trust anything he says from here on out. He won’t fight - he’ll roll over in submission as soon as Schumer tells him to

I sent a digital fax urging him to hold the line about 30 minutes before the vote. (Combines the electronic convenience of email for me with the inconvenience of physical mail for him.) He’s getting another fax.

I want you to find the loudest Bluetooth speakers you can and play the melodica Jurassic Park YouTube video at top volume

Do you know that pork comes from a pig? If so, you’re way ahead of Mrs. Newlywed in that short.