Kathleen Zoll - Author
@kszoll.bsky.social
Fantasy and romance writer with a tendency to pre-script my own life… And then others get their lines wrong.
Can anyone explain to me how in organizing the pantry, I wound up with no less than 61 spare Tupperware lids, and two bowls with no lid?!?
October 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Can anyone explain to me how in organizing the pantry, I wound up with no less than 61 spare Tupperware lids, and two bowls with no lid?!?
SERIOUSLY THIS HAS MADE IT THROUGH 75,895,862 ROUNDS OF EDITING. WTAH?
August 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
SERIOUSLY THIS HAS MADE IT THROUGH 75,895,862 ROUNDS OF EDITING. WTAH?
I FINALLY WIN ONE AGAINST HISTORY!!!! Usually when I hunt something down it’s a much more recent invention.
August 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I FINALLY WIN ONE AGAINST HISTORY!!!! Usually when I hunt something down it’s a much more recent invention.
This was the answer on one of my puzzle games this morning. It hit me that as a writer, this is really my job. No matter what genre you are reading, you are seeking to change reality. And as writers, we are called to transform reality for the reader.
Deep thoughts before my 2nd cup of tea…
Deep thoughts before my 2nd cup of tea…
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This was the answer on one of my puzzle games this morning. It hit me that as a writer, this is really my job. No matter what genre you are reading, you are seeking to change reality. And as writers, we are called to transform reality for the reader.
Deep thoughts before my 2nd cup of tea…
Deep thoughts before my 2nd cup of tea…
The next time I decide to write a book where someone is the "Queen of" something, let's not make it freaking birds where I always have to research random facts. Let's make her the "Queen of Rick Springfield Songs." THOSE I know inside-out.
August 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The next time I decide to write a book where someone is the "Queen of" something, let's not make it freaking birds where I always have to research random facts. Let's make her the "Queen of Rick Springfield Songs." THOSE I know inside-out.
STOP FEEDING THE SQUIRRELS, PEOPLE! I *NEED* THIS INFORMATION! 🤣
July 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
STOP FEEDING THE SQUIRRELS, PEOPLE! I *NEED* THIS INFORMATION! 🤣
Umm... Who wants to tell them?
July 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Umm... Who wants to tell them?
Don’t miss the Fall Writers Retreat in the Poconos, October 19-22! Details at www.pennedbyyou.com
July 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Don’t miss the Fall Writers Retreat in the Poconos, October 19-22! Details at www.pennedbyyou.com
Calling all Teen Writers in the Bryn Mawr, PA, area! I'll be doing a workshop on World Building and Character Development on Saturday, Sept. 27th. Contact the library to sign up!
July 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Calling all Teen Writers in the Bryn Mawr, PA, area! I'll be doing a workshop on World Building and Character Development on Saturday, Sept. 27th. Contact the library to sign up!
Finally an answer!
July 16, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Finally an answer!
ONLY FIVE (5) SPOTS LEFT!!!
Early Bird Registration Discount ENDS July 15! Grab your spot now! See ya there!
Happy Writing!
Early Bird Registration Discount ENDS July 15! Grab your spot now! See ya there!
Happy Writing!
July 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
ONLY FIVE (5) SPOTS LEFT!!!
Early Bird Registration Discount ENDS July 15! Grab your spot now! See ya there!
Happy Writing!
Early Bird Registration Discount ENDS July 15! Grab your spot now! See ya there!
Happy Writing!
One of my favorite ways to break a writer’s block… a notebook and a diner!
July 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One of my favorite ways to break a writer’s block… a notebook and a diner!
This morning’s writing realizations with my bestie Christine…
June 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This morning’s writing realizations with my bestie Christine…
WEIRD QUESTION. If you were going to prank someone, which of the shown flowers would you use? (Trying to decide for my WIP, and there's a reason I'm narrowing it to these four.) TIA!
June 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
WEIRD QUESTION. If you were going to prank someone, which of the shown flowers would you use? (Trying to decide for my WIP, and there's a reason I'm narrowing it to these four.) TIA!
Observations:
1) it’s possible I’ve been hanging out with Christine Guidry Law - Author and her WWII-writing self way too much.
2) My peripheral vision keeps thinking this is an army dude in camo.
3) I need to get my vision checked.
BTW great food and hot tea here!
1) it’s possible I’ve been hanging out with Christine Guidry Law - Author and her WWII-writing self way too much.
2) My peripheral vision keeps thinking this is an army dude in camo.
3) I need to get my vision checked.
BTW great food and hot tea here!
June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Observations:
1) it’s possible I’ve been hanging out with Christine Guidry Law - Author and her WWII-writing self way too much.
2) My peripheral vision keeps thinking this is an army dude in camo.
3) I need to get my vision checked.
BTW great food and hot tea here!
1) it’s possible I’ve been hanging out with Christine Guidry Law - Author and her WWII-writing self way too much.
2) My peripheral vision keeps thinking this is an army dude in camo.
3) I need to get my vision checked.
BTW great food and hot tea here!
Saving this here for the next plot line brewing in my little mind... bwahahahaha 👻👻👻⚔️⚔️⚔️
www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
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June 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Saving this here for the next plot line brewing in my little mind... bwahahahaha 👻👻👻⚔️⚔️⚔️
www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
Join me at the Penned By You FALL WRITERS RETREAT in the Pocono Mountains (October 19 - 22).
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL ends June 15. Space is limited and filling fast. Grab your spot today!
Head to our website for more information: pennedbyyou.com
Direct message me here with questions.
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL ends June 15. Space is limited and filling fast. Grab your spot today!
Head to our website for more information: pennedbyyou.com
Direct message me here with questions.
June 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Join me at the Penned By You FALL WRITERS RETREAT in the Pocono Mountains (October 19 - 22).
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL ends June 15. Space is limited and filling fast. Grab your spot today!
Head to our website for more information: pennedbyyou.com
Direct message me here with questions.
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL ends June 15. Space is limited and filling fast. Grab your spot today!
Head to our website for more information: pennedbyyou.com
Direct message me here with questions.
Thank you to my friend and fellow writer Amy DeFlavis for this AWESOME photo from you visit to The Tower of London! I’m maybe a little bit envious….
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thank you to my friend and fellow writer Amy DeFlavis for this AWESOME photo from you visit to The Tower of London! I’m maybe a little bit envious….
I laughed way too hard at this one…
May 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I laughed way too hard at this one…
EVERYONE NEEDS A WRITING BESTIE!!! I’m blessed with mine!!!
May 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
EVERYONE NEEDS A WRITING BESTIE!!! I’m blessed with mine!!!
CALLING ALL WRITERS!
My business partner Christine Guidry Law and I have done a thing! PENNED BY YOU is our business name.
Information on retreat center and workshop at our website www.pennedbyyou.com
My business partner Christine Guidry Law and I have done a thing! PENNED BY YOU is our business name.
Information on retreat center and workshop at our website www.pennedbyyou.com
May 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
CALLING ALL WRITERS!
My business partner Christine Guidry Law and I have done a thing! PENNED BY YOU is our business name.
Information on retreat center and workshop at our website www.pennedbyyou.com
My business partner Christine Guidry Law and I have done a thing! PENNED BY YOU is our business name.
Information on retreat center and workshop at our website www.pennedbyyou.com
True story, and a shout-out to the cast and crew for a wonderful show! (And my apologies for the probable paraphrasing... I was too engrossed to take out my notepad to get the line exactly right!)
April 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
True story, and a shout-out to the cast and crew for a wonderful show! (And my apologies for the probable paraphrasing... I was too engrossed to take out my notepad to get the line exactly right!)
I've done all of these with great success! Although sometimes I have no idea what I meant when voice to text goes evil...
April 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I've done all of these with great success! Although sometimes I have no idea what I meant when voice to text goes evil...
So I definitely needed more caffeine…
April 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So I definitely needed more caffeine…