Simon King
@ksimes.bsky.social
Easily confused man no longer with a beard, wants to be an artist, is a cat wrangler, electronic do-da inventor, sci-fi book reader (bit of a writer) and occasional software developer for money. Lives in Glasgow, Scotland.
Said Mother Tern to baby Tern
'Would you like a brother?"
Said baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes, one good Tern deserves another".
Spike Milligan
'Would you like a brother?"
Said baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes, one good Tern deserves another".
Spike Milligan
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Said Mother Tern to baby Tern
'Would you like a brother?"
Said baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes, one good Tern deserves another".
Spike Milligan
'Would you like a brother?"
Said baby Tern to Mother Tern
"Yes, one good Tern deserves another".
Spike Milligan
Internet Access Course
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Internet Access Course
The sales brochure suggested £10M for renovations. Probably £1M for the building. Maybe the national lottery will be good to me tomorrow evening 😅
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The sales brochure suggested £10M for renovations. Probably £1M for the building. Maybe the national lottery will be good to me tomorrow evening 😅
Now if I only had a spare £10M and 20 years going free...
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Now if I only had a spare £10M and 20 years going free...
I always thought is was spelt Rhum and I have just found out that is should be spelt Rùm, and it was some guy called George Bullough who changed it to Rhum to avoid the association with Rum. It was the proto NatureScot who changed it back to Rum in 1991. How about that!
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I always thought is was spelt Rhum and I have just found out that is should be spelt Rùm, and it was some guy called George Bullough who changed it to Rhum to avoid the association with Rum. It was the proto NatureScot who changed it back to Rum in 1991. How about that!
Always wanted a box of my own. *Sniff*
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Always wanted a box of my own. *Sniff*
An early first foot for the new year
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
An early first foot for the new year
I haven't watched "The box of delights" in ages. Must dig out the DVD.
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I haven't watched "The box of delights" in ages. Must dig out the DVD.
We put people in court and then in jail for killing people after an investigation like the one just published. But we never do this for politicians. Why is that?
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We put people in court and then in jail for killing people after an investigation like the one just published. But we never do this for politicians. Why is that?
Boris Johnson was an incompetent twat and should be arrested for gross misconduct in public office and corporate manslaughter. He should be in jail as well as apologising for the woeful performance of his Government during the Pandemic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Boris Johnson was an incompetent twat and should be arrested for gross misconduct in public office and corporate manslaughter. He should be in jail as well as apologising for the woeful performance of his Government during the Pandemic.
I hope Nigel Farage becomes incontinent, just as he stands to give a speech.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hope Nigel Farage becomes incontinent, just as he stands to give a speech.