Simon King
@ksimes.bsky.social
Easily confused man no longer with a beard, wants to be an artist, is a cat wrangler, electronic do-da inventor, sci-fi book reader (bit of a writer) and occasional software developer for money. Lives in Glasgow, Scotland.
This is my possession. I have finally managed to get it to do what I want. It's cleaned both my downstairs and upstairs trays, fed me twice and let me run about outside twice today AND put the heating on for me. I need to hang on to it so it doesn't escape.
October 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is my possession. I have finally managed to get it to do what I want. It's cleaned both my downstairs and upstairs trays, fed me twice and let me run about outside twice today AND put the heating on for me. I need to hang on to it so it doesn't escape.
If you see this post a bridge.
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you see this post a bridge.
This is what the kitten does when she wants to watch who's in the downstairs hall. It's so cute, but fleeting. This is the first time I've caught it on camera.
August 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This is what the kitten does when she wants to watch who's in the downstairs hall. It's so cute, but fleeting. This is the first time I've caught it on camera.
Wallpaper time! What's your phone's resting screen. I have no lock screen.
July 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Wallpaper time! What's your phone's resting screen. I have no lock screen.
His name was Socks. He was very thin at this stage due to growths in his belly. He was a good cat.
June 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
His name was Socks. He was very thin at this stage due to growths in his belly. He was a good cat.
Quote post with a picture of an aircraft you'd accept as a bribe.
May 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Quote post with a picture of an aircraft you'd accept as a bribe.
The plane I will accept as a bribe.
May 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The plane I will accept as a bribe.
11th floor of the hotel. Fantastic view. If we can walk to Harland and Woolf I'll order Wendy a new ship and maybe call it Titanic II.
April 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
11th floor of the hotel. Fantastic view. If we can walk to Harland and Woolf I'll order Wendy a new ship and maybe call it Titanic II.
I played Elite a lot as well, but the game I loved was the tabletop version of this ->
April 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I played Elite a lot as well, but the game I loved was the tabletop version of this ->
Plowing on with my hardcopy of Zip's Apollo by Philip Ridley tonight. This is a great YA book, filled with interesting characters who are diverse and inclusive. Personally, I love the imagination which is at its core.
March 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Plowing on with my hardcopy of Zip's Apollo by Philip Ridley tonight. This is a great YA book, filled with interesting characters who are diverse and inclusive. Personally, I love the imagination which is at its core.
A bit better picture of the two of them. Socks being asleep and Fally is just about to go into crazy mode.
March 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A bit better picture of the two of them. Socks being asleep and Fally is just about to go into crazy mode.
I have captured two cats this evening! Yay for me!
March 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have captured two cats this evening! Yay for me!
There you are. Below £100. Get your incredibly rich and famous author wife to buy it for you for your birthday.
February 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
There you are. Below £100. Get your incredibly rich and famous author wife to buy it for you for your birthday.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
January 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wee Socks sleeping on my knee tonight and looking extremely cute. #cutecat #weecat #weesocks #catlover #cathousehold
January 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wee Socks sleeping on my knee tonight and looking extremely cute. #cutecat #weecat #weesocks #catlover #cathousehold
Wee cat being comfy and asleep on my knee tonight.
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Wee cat being comfy and asleep on my knee tonight.
I think about things. Then I write down my thoughts in such a way that computers might work with them.
December 31, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I think about things. Then I write down my thoughts in such a way that computers might work with them.
Tonight's comfy cat.
December 26, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Tonight's comfy cat.
December 24, 2024 at 11:23 PM
A quiet holiday weekend for Socks and the rest of us.
December 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
A quiet holiday weekend for Socks and the rest of us.
More fine dining with the family in Aldi's carpark at Auldhouse.
December 14, 2024 at 1:28 PM
More fine dining with the family in Aldi's carpark at Auldhouse.
So, says Socks, When the hell are you going to get out of that chair and give it up to me?
December 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
So, says Socks, When the hell are you going to get out of that chair and give it up to me?
You'd think that these two had nothing better to do than sleep in our beds today.
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 AM
You'd think that these two had nothing better to do than sleep in our beds today.