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Kris
@krztophr.bsky.social
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m none of your business.
Damn… Die With a Smile really just took for the whole damn year in such a short time. Cackling at them naming an era for some of your unique listening months. My fave was “Pink Pilates Princess Strut Alternate R&B” #SpotifyUnwrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Our entire fall being about witches with distinct coloring… we won
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Wicked will enter and correct it lol
For the first time likely ever in cinema history, all of the Top 10 highest grossing movies of the year are sequels.

(Source: www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...)
November 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It’s so fucking good… Cynthia did that.
November 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The havoc @bottomsof.bsky.social is doing to all the gays is hilarious.
November 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Introduce yourself with four tv shows
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 PM
That cult be such idiots...
November 19, 2024 at 3:33 PM
If you see this, post an anime that you love 👍🏼
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 PM
A bald cap… he better have had some contract stopping him cause it just reads performative.
John Stamos wears bald cap in solidarity with his ‘Full House’ co-star Dave Coulier, who recently revealed his cancer diagnosis.
November 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
LMFAO
Butterflies famously go through a transition so there’s no way she’s coming here
*spreads a circle of salt around Bluesky to protect us from JK Rowling
November 17, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Why do fighters keep legitimizing these idiot influencers
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Interesting choice... I'm curious how this will go.
Conan O’Brien will host the 97th Oscars.

The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
November 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
November 15, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Fucking love this shit…
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I loved watching this… the amount of practical effects was superb. Such a good series… youtu.be/G0LxA8vGSGo?...
Marvel Studios’ Assembled: The Making of Agatha All Along
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 11:52 AM
They always do this shit. Why fil. It, why not use it, and why tell us. Like just don't say it existed...
Denzel Washington reveals a gay kiss was cut from ‘GLADIATOR 2’

“I kissed a man in the film but they took it out, they cut it, I think they got chicken… I kissed a guy full on the lips and I guess they weren’t ready for that yet.”

(Source: gayety.co/denzel-washi...)
November 14, 2024 at 2:55 AM
That place was really just a cesspool... it's so peaceful over here lol.
November 14, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Kris
me convincing mutuals to switch to bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Already feels better… glad people are moving here so I can come back here
November 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I can't sleep... how is everyone else doing on here today?
July 27, 2023 at 9:36 AM
Ya know Bluesky has the ability to do something hilarious and trolly for when the app stores update Twitter to X.... LMFAO
July 26, 2023 at 3:43 AM
It's funny how Elon has tried to pull this X shit in the past and it didn't work. The man is gonna grift and i don't feel bad for the idiots thats just throw their money at that idiot.
July 25, 2023 at 11:28 PM
My first bluesky... OMG. what do we call them here for short hand?
July 25, 2023 at 1:35 PM