Honestly the gold foil names go hard, Vikings should do that

14-3 were not the expectations I had when hearing Sam Darnold was our QB.

Mercifully Mahomes is hot and 3peat was always the plot

Only people allowed outside of their house is cis-women I guess. Men cannot be trusted. Crime would decrease. World peace achieved.

Hopefully this uniform is the only L we take tomorrow.

But does the skeleton know how much you can save by switching to progressive???

Maybe we should be shedding light to the skeleton. It’s 2025.

I prefer the classic lemon stealing courtesan

My 7th graders requested the song today in homeroom. I thought they meant the T-Swift version but no they wanted Wham!

Every mountain builds more muscle 💪

Minnesota Nice be like…

Put a somber car commercial there or something

I’m more of a Mac and cheese girl myself. Especially if my sister made the Mac and cheese and attempted to hide it in the fridge. That’s the best Mac and cheese.

I thought the setting and fashion was really fun. The story was ok, Ryan Gosling ironically stole the show for me.

I thought it was going to be corporate Barbie slop trying to sell Barbie’s and I was genuinely surprised that it was decently thoughtful.