✨Krystine✨
@krystine12.bsky.social
If RFK is going to be the FDA now, could he please ban coffee purchases for people under 18. The real caravan crisis are SUV’s full of teens ordering the pink drink frappe at 8am.
February 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If RFK is going to be the FDA now, could he please ban coffee purchases for people under 18. The real caravan crisis are SUV’s full of teens ordering the pink drink frappe at 8am.
Whenever I watch Jayden Daniels in the playoffs, I’m happy for him- however I just can’t help like the announcers are just reading their Caleb Williams scripts from preseason.
Makes me sad for Caleb.
Makes me sad for Caleb.
January 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Whenever I watch Jayden Daniels in the playoffs, I’m happy for him- however I just can’t help like the announcers are just reading their Caleb Williams scripts from preseason.
Makes me sad for Caleb.
Makes me sad for Caleb.
I don’t go to any anime conventions but I aggressively dress up for spirit days and have IEP or Tier 3 meetings on the same days.
#JustTeacherThings
#JustTeacherThings
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don’t go to any anime conventions but I aggressively dress up for spirit days and have IEP or Tier 3 meetings on the same days.
#JustTeacherThings
#JustTeacherThings
Based on his own EO Trump is our first female president. What a time to be alive.
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Based on his own EO Trump is our first female president. What a time to be alive.
Here in Minnesota we don’t only have snow days, we have -50 degree “cold days” where school gets canceled.
January 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Here in Minnesota we don’t only have snow days, we have -50 degree “cold days” where school gets canceled.
If conservatives want to ban trans women from society over a literal non-issue to “protect the women”
Then I propose based on how many cis-men have attacked, assaulted, stalked, and harassed us women in stores, bars, restaurants, malls- cis-men also be banned in this name of “protecting us women”
Then I propose based on how many cis-men have attacked, assaulted, stalked, and harassed us women in stores, bars, restaurants, malls- cis-men also be banned in this name of “protecting us women”
January 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If conservatives want to ban trans women from society over a literal non-issue to “protect the women”
Then I propose based on how many cis-men have attacked, assaulted, stalked, and harassed us women in stores, bars, restaurants, malls- cis-men also be banned in this name of “protecting us women”
Then I propose based on how many cis-men have attacked, assaulted, stalked, and harassed us women in stores, bars, restaurants, malls- cis-men also be banned in this name of “protecting us women”
CHICAGO BEARS NEED TO HANG THE BANNERS RIGHT NOW
January 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
CHICAGO BEARS NEED TO HANG THE BANNERS RIGHT NOW
During the Christmas season please pray for my dad.
Nothing is wrong with him, but he’s turning into a Die Hard Christmas dad.
Nothing is wrong with him, but he’s turning into a Die Hard Christmas dad.
December 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
During the Christmas season please pray for my dad.
Nothing is wrong with him, but he’s turning into a Die Hard Christmas dad.
Nothing is wrong with him, but he’s turning into a Die Hard Christmas dad.
Proposal: anytime a cute baby video or picture is posted- any parent who comments “hey momma you really shouldn’t…” should be immediately permanently banned from that social media.
December 21, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Proposal: anytime a cute baby video or picture is posted- any parent who comments “hey momma you really shouldn’t…” should be immediately permanently banned from that social media.
I don’t like White Christmases because it usually means white knuckle driving to work the week before.
December 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I don’t like White Christmases because it usually means white knuckle driving to work the week before.
When Aikman and Buck get bored, the crazy commentary starts
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
When Aikman and Buck get bored, the crazy commentary starts
NFL: comes back for 5 seconds to show a gruesome injury with medical staff, medical cart, and entire team on field
Immediately after everytime: 🗣️📣BK BK ROYAL WHOOPER
Immediately after everytime: 🗣️📣BK BK ROYAL WHOOPER
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
NFL: comes back for 5 seconds to show a gruesome injury with medical staff, medical cart, and entire team on field
Immediately after everytime: 🗣️📣BK BK ROYAL WHOOPER
Immediately after everytime: 🗣️📣BK BK ROYAL WHOOPER
I accidentally bought my parrot a bag of pellet that had sunflower seeds. I thought “what harm can one bag do”.
I have a fucking crack addict parrot and now she won’t eat kiwi or squash. She has completely flipped over her bowl in protest.
Send a negotiator.
I have a fucking crack addict parrot and now she won’t eat kiwi or squash. She has completely flipped over her bowl in protest.
Send a negotiator.
December 13, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I accidentally bought my parrot a bag of pellet that had sunflower seeds. I thought “what harm can one bag do”.
I have a fucking crack addict parrot and now she won’t eat kiwi or squash. She has completely flipped over her bowl in protest.
Send a negotiator.
I have a fucking crack addict parrot and now she won’t eat kiwi or squash. She has completely flipped over her bowl in protest.
Send a negotiator.
At the end of the first half, the #Bears had more punts than total yards.
prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
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December 9, 2024 at 1:10 AM
At the end of the first half, the #Bears had more punts than total yards.
Them purple people be eating today #Minnesota #Vikings
December 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Them purple people be eating today #Minnesota #Vikings
My entire fantasy bench is on Bye or IR. My active lineup as a dude that is out for the week. So I’m operating fully on a wing and prayer at this moment.
Sam Darnold best be out there throwing nothing but dimes. My entire team is dependent on him.
Sam Darnold best be out there throwing nothing but dimes. My entire team is dependent on him.
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 PM
My entire fantasy bench is on Bye or IR. My active lineup as a dude that is out for the week. So I’m operating fully on a wing and prayer at this moment.
Sam Darnold best be out there throwing nothing but dimes. My entire team is dependent on him.
Sam Darnold best be out there throwing nothing but dimes. My entire team is dependent on him.
With the whole Syrian situation:
Russia invading Ukraine was probably the dumbest move Putin could have probably done.
His economy is wrecked, working age men dead, satellite governments fucked
Putin is single-handedly taking down Russia with the whole invasion.
Russia invading Ukraine was probably the dumbest move Putin could have probably done.
His economy is wrecked, working age men dead, satellite governments fucked
Putin is single-handedly taking down Russia with the whole invasion.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 PM
With the whole Syrian situation:
Russia invading Ukraine was probably the dumbest move Putin could have probably done.
His economy is wrecked, working age men dead, satellite governments fucked
Putin is single-handedly taking down Russia with the whole invasion.
Russia invading Ukraine was probably the dumbest move Putin could have probably done.
His economy is wrecked, working age men dead, satellite governments fucked
Putin is single-handedly taking down Russia with the whole invasion.
My sister, forcibly snuggling her cat: “don’t look like a victim”
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 AM
My sister, forcibly snuggling her cat: “don’t look like a victim”
In light of some Minnesota CEO getting 🧢 in NYC:
On this day in history in 1928 the Irish Godfather was killed by a car bomb in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
December 4th is a bad day for Minnesota mob bosses I guess
On this day in history in 1928 the Irish Godfather was killed by a car bomb in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
December 4th is a bad day for Minnesota mob bosses I guess
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 PM
In light of some Minnesota CEO getting 🧢 in NYC:
On this day in history in 1928 the Irish Godfather was killed by a car bomb in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
December 4th is a bad day for Minnesota mob bosses I guess
On this day in history in 1928 the Irish Godfather was killed by a car bomb in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
December 4th is a bad day for Minnesota mob bosses I guess
Sarah Boone turned down a 15 year plea deal after 4 years served and instead got LIFE IN PRISON.
Girl.
Girl.
a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a stadium .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Sarah Boone turned down a 15 year plea deal after 4 years served and instead got LIFE IN PRISON.
Girl.
Girl.
Can someone explain to my migraine that I took Excedrin Migraine Strength so by law my migraine has to go away?
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Can someone explain to my migraine that I took Excedrin Migraine Strength so by law my migraine has to go away?
Las Vegas may be soulless fun, but it’s at least fun. #LVRaiders need to get with the program here
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Las Vegas may be soulless fun, but it’s at least fun. #LVRaiders need to get with the program here
Reposted by ✨Krystine✨
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
www.iflscience.com
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Alien Romulus isn’t really scary in the slightest however the last 30 minutes are probably the most horrifyingly unhinged thing I’ve seen from a horror movie.
November 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Alien Romulus isn’t really scary in the slightest however the last 30 minutes are probably the most horrifyingly unhinged thing I’ve seen from a horror movie.