Krystal
@krystalsim.bsky.social
Writer, fountain of useless trivia and queen of the raised eyebrow. Gobby Scottish Mum. She/her/hers.
Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday… except this image
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday… except this image
It’s gonna be a great day
June 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It’s gonna be a great day
I’ve already done 5 laundry loads today. Thanks, weather
April 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I’ve already done 5 laundry loads today. Thanks, weather
Looks like the only thing at Tesla accumulating in value is Elon’s ceramic ketamine spoon
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Looks like the only thing at Tesla accumulating in value is Elon’s ceramic ketamine spoon
This look. This right here. This Cheshire Cat to camera moment. Critical hit bruv. No survivors. Send a ham to his widow.
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This look. This right here. This Cheshire Cat to camera moment. Critical hit bruv. No survivors. Send a ham to his widow.
There are tributes and then there are tributes. RIP, David Lynch. A massive loss
January 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There are tributes and then there are tributes. RIP, David Lynch. A massive loss
People: you can’t hear pictures.
Me:
Me:
January 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
People: you can’t hear pictures.
Me:
Me:
“Because a woman couldn’t pass the Trial of the Grasses, you see…”
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 PM
“Because a woman couldn’t pass the Trial of the Grasses, you see…”
Internet chuds: But their gender could not pass the trials -That’s just canon!
Me: nobody tell them, I’ll wait…
Me: nobody tell them, I’ll wait…
December 19, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Internet chuds: But their gender could not pass the trials -That’s just canon!
Me: nobody tell them, I’ll wait…
Me: nobody tell them, I’ll wait…
Belting it oot, ye were
December 1, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Belting it oot, ye were
I love Inside Out so damn much. Anxiety in her special chair with a cuppa is basically the most I’ve related to a Pixar character. This is how I’m coping with the ever-present fear of disappointing everyone
November 3, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I love Inside Out so damn much. Anxiety in her special chair with a cuppa is basically the most I’ve related to a Pixar character. This is how I’m coping with the ever-present fear of disappointing everyone