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Krystalinz
@krystaldionne.bsky.social
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A chronic illness warrior, blending resilience with humour, seeking meaning in the mess. Equal parts nurturing and cheeky—always ready with insight, or a naughty joke. Artist, dog lover, opinions are my own, she/her.
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Someone thought she was very clever working out she could get from chair A to chair B via the side table....but had not realised she would need to get from side table to chair B which is occupied.

Someone is regretting life decisions.
Nita is a Cavalier King Charles spaniel of the ruby coloured variety and the background you can see a green floral armchair and Neeta is standing on a side table next to a red chair and trying to work out how she gets from a to B Another photo of Neeta the Red Ruby Cavalier King Charles spaniels looking down at this time we're trying to work out how she can get from her precarious spot to the chosen chair
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Here's the thing always read the fine print. Yes it is a boost to Kiwi saver contributions, but it will come out of NZ'rs pay packet as increase to employers contribution, and employee minimum.

These snake oil salespeople need to be gone!!! #OneTermGovernment
A screen grab of an article that headline reads Christopher luxon makes national party election pledge for KiwiSaver contribution boost. There is a photo of luxon underneath
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Had fun trying a pastel tutorial online
A pastel drawing of a house with smoke coming out of its chimney the smoke has a starry night sky with moons and planets and the outside of the smoke there is a sunset with a the house and some trees that are in black as shadow
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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One never expects a Spanish inquisition, or a grooming ambush.
Picture of Nita who is a Ruby Cavalier King Charles spaniel she has recently had a haircut who is a quite short and her paws are nicely trimmed she is looking at the camera distressed. Photo of my black wire here Griffin called Winston he has just had his face trimmed up so you can kind of see his eyes but he still very scruffy he has paws on my knee looking traumatized
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Hubby is away so I am enjoying a Friday night in with my homedawgs.
Photo of me with Frankie on my knee I'm smiling down the camera and Frankie is looking straight ahead with her crooked teeth
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Secret Santa mostly done, Christmas presents wrapped. Hubby is not on socials, so thought I would share my epic Calender for next year. We have a tradition of finding the worst calendar for out wharepaku door.
I am now melting as it's super hot this evening.
The front page of a calendar at the top it says 2026 calendar chicken daddies there is a picture of a man with a beard and a beer belly wearing a small white top with little blue stripes on it a blue tutu he has work boots on and is holding a chicken in his hand. He also has fairy wings on his back and a tiara he is sitting in a paddock with blue flowers in some trees in the background. This is the may page of the 2026 calendar it has a guy in summit short shorts and a crop top and a straw hat with his foot placed above a upside down bucket. He has on some gumboots and next to him on two crates is a red hen
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Super Excited for my 6th #SecretSantaAoNZ

Here are things I like...

Some hints: ❤️
🎨 arts and crafts (I crochet and paint water colors).
☕️ vintage trinkets - especially from 1930's-60's
🔏 fun stationary
🧶 homemade presents
🐕 Animals
🌈 Rainbow

Please no food, severe allergies. 🚫
Picture of me standing in front of a dark green church door and brick framing I am wearing a vintage floral dress with a red belt and have a vintage red Chinese style umbrella above me. A photo of my dog Winston lying against my legs and rainbow socks on my feet Photo of me wearing rainbow necklace with rainbow gloves and I have a sparkly gold bow in my very wild curly hair
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Getting summer ready.....then my shade sail failed and I am now having to reinforce the crappy stitching
My yard, there is a post with fake greenery and a brown shade sale View under the shade sail of my yard. There are 2 posts with fake greenery, some bunting flags hanging between them and a blue paddling pool at the back. Close up of my sewing machine and stitching over the crap stitching from my shade sale that came undone.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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New wig same witchy ways
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Midlife crisis level unlocked...the nose stud!
Photo of me looking off in the distance with my new Crystal stud nose piercing which still has a little bit of blood around it Another photo of me looking up into the distance showing off my new nose stud that is a tiny weak crystal and it's still a little bit bloody because it's just been done
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Ugly to some, but perfect for me (and Winston). I needed a footstool for my nook and came across this glorious work of art.
Winston is a small black Griffin why head dog he is wearing a blue top with a bird beak and eyes on the back of it here's sitting on my new footstool which has a wool designed top. My ugly new foot stall in all its glory it is a wool tapestry type thing in colors of red cream and yellow and is a flower resembling shape
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Got told off for taking photos 'of' rehearsals...this was the photo I took 🤣🤣

My friends and I were sending silly face selfies between scenes haha
Selfie of me pulling a funny face with eyes crossed. I am wearing an Andy cap and have earrings that say 'never trust the living'.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Read the room, bro.
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Winston showing great patience waiting for our order to arrive so he can have his puppy bagel
Winston is a tiny black Griffin dog he is sitting on my knee I'm in the background holding my phone up trying to take a photo from behind. In front of Winston on a table is a plate that says good dogs only and upon the plate is a small bagel with bacon on it for a dog My angle of Winston from the back of his head looking at the plate that says good dogs only with his puppy bagel upon it
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I made a thing. My 30+ years of being a florist apprentice (i.e the daughter of 2 florists who took me to work with them instead of to daycare) pays off. Was meant to entertain me for the week...and I finished it in 2 days.
A shadow box of air dry clay flowers arranged there are pretorias little tiny yellow bubbly things blue flowers little pink flowers gum buds and lots of leaves in shades of green and brown
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Very proud to introduce the next Generation in the family tree, Aurora Joy - born on 23/09/2025.

Chris and I will be Glammy and Poppa H as her surrogate Grandparents.

Mum, Dad and bubs are all doing well and still in hospital.

Toitu te rangi, toitu te whenua, toitu te aroha o te Atua 💕
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Who else is preparing for the Rapture? I am just not sure what time zone we set the apocalypse watch to.
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Someone ate their puppy bagel too fast and had regrets.
Winston is a black wired head Griffin dog very tiny. he is sitting on my knee with his green harness on steering at a plate that is now empty and says good dogs only.
September 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Where are we on the Dystopian timeline?!
Event diagram of different dystopian a type novels the middle says you are here. Around the next circles you have Brazil, gatica, The matrix lord of flies and clockwork Orange. Then the far out circles say Fahrenheit 451 Logan's run handmade's tale Brazil brave New world silent green, 1984 and animal farm
September 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Finished work last night and discovered Winston had made himself a nest on the coffee table behind me. There is a couch in my office, and loads of cushions on it....but no....must sit as close as possible.
Winston is a black shaggy Griffin dog he is sitting on a black cushion with gold filigree design on it he is looking at the camera and is sitting on top of a red coffee table there is a green wall in the background and an Open door
September 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Remindong myself, on day a where I feel barely alive...to Be Kind.
August 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Waiting for ascension, or levelling up...you be the judge #cats
August 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Winston now identifies as a baby goat.
August 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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I have been feeling crappy lately, so a friend dropped this in my letter box....a mini Winston and a fidget bear
A small handmade dog toy of a black dog that looks like my puppy Winston wearing a blue collar with a bone necklace and has buttons for eyes and lots of fuzzy fur made out of wool next to it is a little tiny teddy bear that says good like pocket there use me as a fidget or comfort toy and it's called the unimpressed bear The real Winston looking up at me with his shaggy face and little black eyes he has his paws on my knees I'm slightly bent over so he looks a lot larger than he is in real life that is 2.3 kilos
August 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Went to the Dr, I have been super tired, usually I dress really nicely... And it masks how I feel inside. So dressed casual, but added light make up as want to avoid the 'irs anxiety' narrative. Turns out a casual Krystal looks relaxed and happy. Also think my top may have spoild my plan
Me smiling at the camera with a t-shirt that says in a world where you can be anything be kind with Dr Seuss characters in rainbow lettering
July 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM