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Krystalinz
@krystaldionne.bsky.social
A chronic illness warrior, blending resilience with humour, seeking meaning in the mess. Equal parts nurturing and cheeky—always ready with insight, or a naughty joke. Artist, dog lover, opinions are my own, she/her.
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Super Excited for my 6th #SecretSantaAoNZ

Here are things I like...

Some hints: ❤️
🎨 arts and crafts (I crochet and paint water colors).
☕️ vintage trinkets - especially from 1930's-60's
🔏 fun stationary
🧶 homemade presents
🐕 Animals
🌈 Rainbow

Please no food, severe allergies. 🚫
I drink a lot of tea, Yorkshire or English breakfast. I don't drink coffee as it gives me migraines, I LOVE bubbles, but it doesn't love me. #SecretSantaAoNZ
Some people have already covered this in other posts, but for the Santas that need to know specifically.
What are your go-to-drinks? Your tasty beverages FOR MORALE?
#SecretSantaAoNZ
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Someone thought she was very clever working out she could get from chair A to chair B via the side table....but had not realised she would need to get from side table to chair B which is occupied.

Someone is regretting life decisions.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Here's the thing always read the fine print. Yes it is a boost to Kiwi saver contributions, but it will come out of NZ'rs pay packet as increase to employers contribution, and employee minimum.

These snake oil salespeople need to be gone!!! #OneTermGovernment
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am eclectic for music, I LOVE musicals, jazz and baroque, but also Tool, Dave Mathews band, The Cure, Of Monsters and Men. So everything from Johann Sebastian Bach, to Sebastian Bach 😂 Books, again eclectic, love YA, fantasy, historical romance, thrillers, magic and mystery etc. #SecretSantaAoNZ
I love music, from classical to punk, pop, most genres of rock, old school, modern and musicals. I am a bit of a theatre kid.
Lately I'm reading a lot of fantasy, romantasy, urban fantasy, murder mysteries and everything witchy.
A new question for today #SecretSantaAoNZ
This one might require a few replies to answer, at least for me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
#SecretSantaAoNZ I play Pokemon go with my husband. I love card games, and board games - especially trivia ones. I am a logic puzzle/ word finder fiend, but can not do cryptic crosswords to save my life!!!
Another day, another chance to learn more about you #SecretSantaAoNZ
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Had fun trying a pastel tutorial online
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 AM
One never expects a Spanish inquisition, or a grooming ambush.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hubby is away so I am enjoying a Friday night in with my homedawgs.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Secret Santa mostly done, Christmas presents wrapped. Hubby is not on socials, so thought I would share my epic Calender for next year. We have a tradition of finding the worst calendar for out wharepaku door.
I am now melting as it's super hot this evening.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
80% of my Secret Santa is complete. I got lucky with my pick #SecretSantaAoNZ
a man dressed as santa claus with a beard and glasses giving a thumbs up
ALT: a man dressed as santa claus with a beard and glasses giving a thumbs up
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November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Super Excited for my 6th #SecretSantaAoNZ

Here are things I like...

Some hints: ❤️
🎨 arts and crafts (I crochet and paint water colors).
☕️ vintage trinkets - especially from 1930's-60's
🔏 fun stationary
🧶 homemade presents
🐕 Animals
🌈 Rainbow

Please no food, severe allergies. 🚫
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh noes!! I just opened the jewellery box with my snowflake Christmas earrings in it...and one dropped out, and is nowhere to be seen!!! I saw it drop, saw the direction it went in...but it's gone!!
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Getting summer ready.....then my shade sail failed and I am now having to reinforce the crappy stitching
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So excited!!! Bring it on!! #SecretSantsAoNZ
It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas,
With sign up going live!🎶🎵

So here's the Bluesky Secret Santa AoNZ, with some friends from Mastodon along for the ride. We hope you are looking forward to some fun, and that we can bring it to you 🎄
Official hashtag: #SecretSantaAoNZ
App: secretsanta.nz
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
New wig same witchy ways
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Midlife crisis level unlocked...the nose stud!
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ugly to some, but perfect for me (and Winston). I needed a footstool for my nook and came across this glorious work of art.
October 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Krystalinz
Happy Labour Day Aotearoa. #nzpol
October 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got told off for taking photos 'of' rehearsals...this was the photo I took 🤣🤣

My friends and I were sending silly face selfies between scenes haha
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Winston showing great patience waiting for our order to arrive so he can have his puppy bagel
October 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Small glimmers if hope....https://www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/360851565/contender-oldest-tranny-mayor-world-takes-64-vote-lead?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=threads
October 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Reposted by Krystalinz
October 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Rest in Love and Light Dr. Jane Goddall. You were a pioneer for science, animal conservation, and women.
an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "
ALT: an illustration of a woman holding a chimpanzee with the words " least i can do is speak out "
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October 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I made a thing. My 30+ years of being a florist apprentice (i.e the daughter of 2 florists who took me to work with them instead of to daycare) pays off. Was meant to entertain me for the week...and I finished it in 2 days.
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM