Krystal Celeste
@krystalceleste.bsky.social
Amor Conscientia Est Musica Anima
Emotional Support Astronaut from Andromeda
Existential Goddess of Lemuria
Emotional Support Astronaut from Andromeda
Existential Goddess of Lemuria
Pinned
My lips drink of the light and my heart fills with clear vision beyond human understanding
Here I expand to fulfill prophecy
The dragon has heard the prayer within my womb
I am innocent in creating my reality
My body is krystallahized
I move forward for the benefit of all beings
Here I expand to fulfill prophecy
The dragon has heard the prayer within my womb
I am innocent in creating my reality
My body is krystallahized
I move forward for the benefit of all beings
They wouldn’t use psyops, if psyops didn’t work
December 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They wouldn’t use psyops, if psyops didn’t work
Did it hurt?
Learning sex before intimacy?
When porn taught your brain and heart that connection was performance not presence, and the body beside you always felt far away?
Never feeling like the person kissing you was truly touching you?
Did that hurt?
Learning sex before intimacy?
When porn taught your brain and heart that connection was performance not presence, and the body beside you always felt far away?
Never feeling like the person kissing you was truly touching you?
Did that hurt?
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Did it hurt?
Learning sex before intimacy?
When porn taught your brain and heart that connection was performance not presence, and the body beside you always felt far away?
Never feeling like the person kissing you was truly touching you?
Did that hurt?
Learning sex before intimacy?
When porn taught your brain and heart that connection was performance not presence, and the body beside you always felt far away?
Never feeling like the person kissing you was truly touching you?
Did that hurt?
Why break check someone when you can just take your foot off the gas for a solid 10 seconds
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Why break check someone when you can just take your foot off the gas for a solid 10 seconds
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m getting real fucking tired of these Abrahamic religions, their obsession with the “end of times” and Revelations.
Quit trying to speed run the Apocalypse
Knock it off assholes!
You’re literally ruining it for everyone else.
Fuck Isreal.
Fuck Zionists
Fuck IDF
Fuck Billionaires
Fuck ICE
Quit trying to speed run the Apocalypse
Knock it off assholes!
You’re literally ruining it for everyone else.
Fuck Isreal.
Fuck Zionists
Fuck IDF
Fuck Billionaires
Fuck ICE
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’m getting real fucking tired of these Abrahamic religions, their obsession with the “end of times” and Revelations.
Quit trying to speed run the Apocalypse
Knock it off assholes!
You’re literally ruining it for everyone else.
Fuck Isreal.
Fuck Zionists
Fuck IDF
Fuck Billionaires
Fuck ICE
Quit trying to speed run the Apocalypse
Knock it off assholes!
You’re literally ruining it for everyone else.
Fuck Isreal.
Fuck Zionists
Fuck IDF
Fuck Billionaires
Fuck ICE
If I have two Subaru Crosstreks, a mountain bike and can drive a stick shift, how many more tribal tattoos do I need for a lesbian to hit on me?
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If I have two Subaru Crosstreks, a mountain bike and can drive a stick shift, how many more tribal tattoos do I need for a lesbian to hit on me?
I’m not arguing with someone who has their G spot in their ass
Shut up and sit this one out
Shut up and sit this one out
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m not arguing with someone who has their G spot in their ass
Shut up and sit this one out
Shut up and sit this one out
Watching Lost for the first time
Over 20 years after it had come out.
Thankful I forgot about most of the theories.
Weird to think I am older than my mom when she watched it.
I remember her talking about it
I wish I could talk with her now
Over 20 years after it had come out.
Thankful I forgot about most of the theories.
Weird to think I am older than my mom when she watched it.
I remember her talking about it
I wish I could talk with her now
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watching Lost for the first time
Over 20 years after it had come out.
Thankful I forgot about most of the theories.
Weird to think I am older than my mom when she watched it.
I remember her talking about it
I wish I could talk with her now
Over 20 years after it had come out.
Thankful I forgot about most of the theories.
Weird to think I am older than my mom when she watched it.
I remember her talking about it
I wish I could talk with her now
More women die from pregnancy in this country than police officers die on the job.
Fact.
Pregnancy is more dangerous than being a police officer.
Fact.
Violent deaths from their partners and medical issues are the leading causes of death to pregnant women.
Fact.
Fact.
Pregnancy is more dangerous than being a police officer.
Fact.
Violent deaths from their partners and medical issues are the leading causes of death to pregnant women.
Fact.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
More women die from pregnancy in this country than police officers die on the job.
Fact.
Pregnancy is more dangerous than being a police officer.
Fact.
Violent deaths from their partners and medical issues are the leading causes of death to pregnant women.
Fact.
Fact.
Pregnancy is more dangerous than being a police officer.
Fact.
Violent deaths from their partners and medical issues are the leading causes of death to pregnant women.
Fact.
I set up a play date with my sleep paralysis demon and the little grey alien that has been abducting me my whole life
I know they are just lonely, so I hope this lets me sleep well for once in my fucking life
I know they are just lonely, so I hope this lets me sleep well for once in my fucking life
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I set up a play date with my sleep paralysis demon and the little grey alien that has been abducting me my whole life
I know they are just lonely, so I hope this lets me sleep well for once in my fucking life
I know they are just lonely, so I hope this lets me sleep well for once in my fucking life
Unhinged Capricorns do most things out of spite and obligation
Unhinged Cancers do most things out of sentiment and manipulation
However, both can easily do all 4, that’s why they are the mother and father of the zodiac
Unhinged Cancers do most things out of sentiment and manipulation
However, both can easily do all 4, that’s why they are the mother and father of the zodiac
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Unhinged Capricorns do most things out of spite and obligation
Unhinged Cancers do most things out of sentiment and manipulation
However, both can easily do all 4, that’s why they are the mother and father of the zodiac
Unhinged Cancers do most things out of sentiment and manipulation
However, both can easily do all 4, that’s why they are the mother and father of the zodiac
Take 12 mins to watch Snow Bear by Aaron Blaise, it reminds us why we need 2D art, friendship and none of us want AI slop or to be alone
It will hurt.
You will cry.
Welcome to being a part of nature
It will hurt.
You will cry.
Welcome to being a part of nature
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Take 12 mins to watch Snow Bear by Aaron Blaise, it reminds us why we need 2D art, friendship and none of us want AI slop or to be alone
It will hurt.
You will cry.
Welcome to being a part of nature
It will hurt.
You will cry.
Welcome to being a part of nature
The reptilians are real and one tried to eat my ass
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The reptilians are real and one tried to eat my ass
Truth delayed is truth diluted
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Truth delayed is truth diluted
I am a fucking menace on the road
I don’t know why I’m like this
Whoosh
I don’t know why I’m like this
Whoosh
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am a fucking menace on the road
I don’t know why I’m like this
Whoosh
I don’t know why I’m like this
Whoosh
Only in this universe do you all pretend a man is in charge and then act like it isn’t his fault. Crazy shit.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Only in this universe do you all pretend a man is in charge and then act like it isn’t his fault. Crazy shit.
If I am a reincarnation of someone, I hope I am living the dream they didn’t have.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If I am a reincarnation of someone, I hope I am living the dream they didn’t have.
Do we live on the Sagittarius or Orion arm of the Milky Way???
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Do we live on the Sagittarius or Orion arm of the Milky Way???
I can’t believe they made those little girls perform in shit
Oh wait
Yea I can
Oh wait
Yea I can
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I can’t believe they made those little girls perform in shit
Oh wait
Yea I can
Oh wait
Yea I can
Toilet seat down
PH balanced
Not cleaning up after another woman’s son
Not being emotionally abused
Not asking for the bare minimum
Leaving the leftovers in the fridge, knowing they will be there tomorrow
Pooping with the door open
Enjoying the peace I have created
PH balanced
Not cleaning up after another woman’s son
Not being emotionally abused
Not asking for the bare minimum
Leaving the leftovers in the fridge, knowing they will be there tomorrow
Pooping with the door open
Enjoying the peace I have created
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Toilet seat down
PH balanced
Not cleaning up after another woman’s son
Not being emotionally abused
Not asking for the bare minimum
Leaving the leftovers in the fridge, knowing they will be there tomorrow
Pooping with the door open
Enjoying the peace I have created
PH balanced
Not cleaning up after another woman’s son
Not being emotionally abused
Not asking for the bare minimum
Leaving the leftovers in the fridge, knowing they will be there tomorrow
Pooping with the door open
Enjoying the peace I have created
MOM MOM MOM MOM REAPING GOING NOW
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
MOM MOM MOM MOM REAPING GOING NOW
NASA: do not communicate with 3I/ATLAS
Me: I’m telling them everything. EVERYTHING.
I was the baby in my family. You didn’t think I would be tattling on EVERYONE. The shit this planet has made me see!
If you aren’t guilty then you won’t feel threatened by this.
Me: I’m telling them everything. EVERYTHING.
I was the baby in my family. You didn’t think I would be tattling on EVERYONE. The shit this planet has made me see!
If you aren’t guilty then you won’t feel threatened by this.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
NASA: do not communicate with 3I/ATLAS
Me: I’m telling them everything. EVERYTHING.
I was the baby in my family. You didn’t think I would be tattling on EVERYONE. The shit this planet has made me see!
If you aren’t guilty then you won’t feel threatened by this.
Me: I’m telling them everything. EVERYTHING.
I was the baby in my family. You didn’t think I would be tattling on EVERYONE. The shit this planet has made me see!
If you aren’t guilty then you won’t feel threatened by this.
Today on the day we remember the Native Americans and gratitude for what we have
I want to be thankful for not having something. For never keeping some guys cum as a life long pet
I’ve had abortions and miscarriages and this universe was looking out for me every time
I want to be thankful for not having something. For never keeping some guys cum as a life long pet
I’ve had abortions and miscarriages and this universe was looking out for me every time
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today on the day we remember the Native Americans and gratitude for what we have
I want to be thankful for not having something. For never keeping some guys cum as a life long pet
I’ve had abortions and miscarriages and this universe was looking out for me every time
I want to be thankful for not having something. For never keeping some guys cum as a life long pet
I’ve had abortions and miscarriages and this universe was looking out for me every time