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Krystal Celeste
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Amor Conscientia Est Musica Anima

Emotional Support Astronaut from Andromeda

Existential Goddess of Lemuria
Pinned
My lips drink of the light and my heart fills with clear vision beyond human understanding
Here I expand to fulfill prophecy
The dragon has heard the prayer within my womb
I am innocent in creating my reality
My body is krystallahized
I move forward for the benefit of all beings
With the end of the year close, I think the most interesting thing that has happened to me this year is finding out in Feb my ancestors were Jewish on my mothers side and everyone in the family line is dead except my sister and I, leaving an inheritance from a long lost aunt to only us.
Fucking wild
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
U rn
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Watching Lost for the first time
Over 20 years after it had come out.
Thankful I forgot about most of the theories.
Weird to think I am older than my mom when she watched it.
I remember her talking about it
I wish I could talk with her now
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
More women die from pregnancy in this country than police officers die on the job.
Fact.
Pregnancy is more dangerous than being a police officer.
Fact.
Violent deaths from their partners and medical issues are the leading causes of death to pregnant women.
Fact.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I set up a play date with my sleep paralysis demon and the little grey alien that has been abducting me my whole life

I know they are just lonely, so I hope this lets me sleep well for once in my fucking life
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Unhinged Capricorns do most things out of spite and obligation
Unhinged Cancers do most things out of sentiment and manipulation
However, both can easily do all 4, that’s why they are the mother and father of the zodiac
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Take 12 mins to watch Snow Bear by Aaron Blaise, it reminds us why we need 2D art, friendship and none of us want AI slop or to be alone
It will hurt.
You will cry.
Welcome to being a part of nature
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The reptilians are real and one tried to eat my ass
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Truth delayed is truth diluted
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I am a fucking menace on the road
I don’t know why I’m like this
Whoosh
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Only in this universe do you all pretend a man is in charge and then act like it isn’t his fault. Crazy shit.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If I am a reincarnation of someone, I hope I am living the dream they didn’t have.
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do we live on the Sagittarius or Orion arm of the Milky Way???
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I can’t believe they made those little girls perform in shit
Oh wait
Yea I can
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Toilet seat down
PH balanced
Not cleaning up after another woman’s son
Not being emotionally abused
Not asking for the bare minimum
Leaving the leftovers in the fridge, knowing they will be there tomorrow
Pooping with the door open
Enjoying the peace I have created
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
MOM MOM MOM MOM REAPING GOING NOW
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
NASA: do not communicate with 3I/ATLAS
Me: I’m telling them everything. EVERYTHING.
I was the baby in my family. You didn’t think I would be tattling on EVERYONE. The shit this planet has made me see!
If you aren’t guilty then you won’t feel threatened by this.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Today on the day we remember the Native Americans and gratitude for what we have
I want to be thankful for not having something. For never keeping some guys cum as a life long pet
I’ve had abortions and miscarriages and this universe was looking out for me every time
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You don’t see 40 y/o men befriending 25 y/o men who aren’t their family members. They see them as too young to understand where he is in life, but they chase women at exactly midnight on her 18th birthday.

Ephebophilia is more rampant than pedophilia
Rampant, welcome and expected in this society
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Found out today, 17 years after my mom died
Her organs were donated
Against my dads wishes
Including her eyes
It was foolish of me to ever think that the current of my life would ever go back to the stream it once flowed
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hear me out
What does gods dick look like
Hear me out
The theologian would say that the spirit of god has no male appendage
Hear me out
Then if Christian are saying their god is a father and identifies as a man
Hear me out
Yet has no sex organs to back up this claim of gender
Hear me out
You got it
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It was selfish of me to mourn you as long as I have
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Bomboclat wallahi
😉
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Yea so this is pretty much the laws of the universe

Unless Wanda decides that it’s not”
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM