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Krystal Jasmine
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36 (Knees are 46, spine 56), Geek, veteran, raging 🏳️‍⚧️, unhinged and unfiltered posting, petty bitch, This was your warning. MDNI. Latex Drone.
Find me at https://www.krysiej.xyz/
Following me without reading my replies is probably a bad idea.
You know, if you join them, you won't be lonely. Communism requires community.

Just saying.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Well, this girl says Godd Morning since they won't step up.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Navy cooking:
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The worst food I ever had was on a Navy ship. Example... the night the Meatloaf and the Mac and Cheese tasted exactly the same and both tasted like pine.
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My grandmother is full blooded Sicilian. I love Most Asian foods I have had... I was pissed twice.
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Was this made by a US Navy Cullinary Specialist? That sounds like a culinary crime.
Like the Yakisoba I was given made with barilla.
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
WD-40 has been a secret weapon of mine to uncement CPUs. Just clean it off completely after.
October 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Brunch was biscuits and sausage gravy, with two sunny side up eggs on top. Tonight is Hibachi for a friends birthday.
October 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So, my first supply set was like that. Doc wrote me for a year of needles. The hospital supply i had to pick it up at doubled everything. 2 years of syringes, draw needles, injection needles, and alcohol wipes, in a bag identical to that... and I had to return to work.
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I had the birds and the bees, the hawks and the hornets (The advanced version with kinks.)
But i missed the frogs and the trees (The protest and weed one)
October 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
101 when I did it. I was so proud of that as a kid. Beat the Tortoise and the Owl.
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just use the turbo encabulator in reverse mode and it should disrupt the enturbulation and allow normal operation. Just don't use it on the same electrical circuit as the other two. You may blow a breaker.
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Honestly Dai, it is giving Portuguese Man-O-War... which is kinda badass.
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Reposted by Krystal Jasmine
A very adult thing to do would’ve been for Jay to say “sorry about the waffles thing I will get better” and then leave it at that. Yeah people would be mad but it’d be the kinda thing you could forgive.

Instead it seems like the whole c-suite said “FUCK THESE PEOPLE”
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Reminds me, I need to get lemons and oranges in the next 2 weeks so I can make wassail for Samhain.
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by Krystal Jasmine
Private Equity groups should be outlawed.
The are unaccountable and contribute zero to the public good
October 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you for pointing that out.
October 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am glad I am not the only one who has compared bluesky to that exact combination.
October 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I actually prefer 3 ml syringes for use with E. The bigger size feels a touch easier to push the solution. When I do .1 ml injections I use the 3 ml.
October 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM