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Krystal Jasmine
@krysiej.xyz
36 (Knees are 46, spine 56), Geek, veteran, raging 🏳️‍⚧️, unhinged and unfiltered posting, petty bitch, This was your warning. MDNI. Latex Drone.
Find me at https://www.krysiej.xyz/
Following me without reading my replies is probably a bad idea.
Navy cooking:
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This was mine:
July 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
For those not up-to-date... the control arms are on the car. I cant get the driverside ball joint pin in no matter what I do.
July 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Which four fictional characters are you a combination of?

Ask my girlfriend... I am all of them. And Drummer can commit warcrimes on me...
July 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I used the old Creative MuVo for years. Probably 5 different versions. Then I got the Creative Zen Vision:M
July 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Why cant it be Cabaret Feather Boa? We need Cabaret drones as well.
July 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
3 computers (1 broke), + 2 for work, and this fucking mess.
June 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
June 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am actually participating for once. Latex needs repair but the M-50 is in full service. #gasmaskmonday #latexdrone
June 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Check on your trans girl. Her dinner looks like this and she is encasing herself in layers of latex.
November 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
The guild has recertified my membership as a tinkerer
December 29, 2023 at 12:05 AM
When the guild tells the orc girl tinkerer/hearth maiden that she must re-certify her eligibility.
December 28, 2023 at 9:09 PM
The professional trans girl on her first day back to work.
December 7, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Sadly… not a joke
December 6, 2023 at 9:10 PM
It is Tuesday and I hate my fucking hair. Now to survive the next couple of weeks until my first paycheck.
December 5, 2023 at 5:33 PM
December 3, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Age check…
34 for a few more days
December 3, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Not positive how I feel about these
November 30, 2023 at 4:06 AM
November 30, 2023 at 4:01 AM
November 30, 2023 at 2:08 AM
November 30, 2023 at 2:06 AM
November 29, 2023 at 1:55 PM
It's not that I feel bad. Just that there is so little success looking cute with my hair. (Proof attached, my condolences)
November 28, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Mayo slightly visible
November 28, 2023 at 12:26 AM
These are not, "I am still perceived as male" work-safe nails for the first day at my new job. (I think)
November 27, 2023 at 2:14 PM