Friend: smells like old man, stale beer, and regret in here…
Me: yeah. That’d be my flatmate. He’s a perpetually crabby boomer.
Between THIS and him is why I don’t have friends over. How TF Do I explain THAT or Gollum randomly emerging from his cave?

Slowly getting back to 💯… makeup looked good so decided to capture a moment I felt cute. It’s a far cry from where I was Thursday, and a significant improvement from Saturday!

Just got home from surgery… note to self: bring intubated SUCKS! My jaw hurts and my throat was raw n scratchy. Feels like I majorly pulled a groin muscle but all in all not in too much pain. Now for dinner and get some actual sleep. Napping off n on is not conducive to proper sleep.

A rare sense of peace today. So I decided to look cute and still spooky. 🖤😉❤️

Unbelievable
THEY fired my Fucking dispatcher???? Because she’s probationary? Our center is already limping and JUST got outta the red in overtime since she started and now we’re scrambling to find coverage. 😑 SMDH

Ahhhhh work life

All I’m gonna say: APRIL 3rd!!!! Can’t can’t fast enough

Ignore my beat up hand. Instead of subjugating to the grand Cheeto’s televised bluster, went to get freshly sharpened claws and a new beautiful color. Stills couldn’t do the color and shimmer shift justice

Another day at the helm. If it weren’t for staffing shortages, equipment issues, budget constraints, payroll issues, and humans I’d be great. Instead I’ll give a smirk and a semi contemptuous look.

All dressed up and nowhere to go. 😉
🤣🤣🤣 who am I kidding. I despise most humans so I’m not leaving home… just decided to work on my MU skills

Not letting the shenanigans, hate, or naysayers dull my shine. Gonna continue to be gorgeous, weird, and a little spooky. 25 is the year of growth and refinement for me

I look and feel 1000% better than I did Thursday night and most of Friday. That bug was NO JOKE! Felt like I was expelling demons from both ends and looked like I’d been washed over in a shade of grey. 😩

Out with mom over Turkey Day weekend.

Before I went neck deep in an investigation. I do love my job. 😊

Another glimpse into me.

Decisions decisions… what says the gallery? Slicktop is my default but what’s the verdict for Blonde, Auburn, or Raven?
Yes they’re all me. No filters just wig and makeup

Well I guess my first offering oughtta be an intro… and the face of me every day and once in a while.
I’m mostly a homebody halfling that leads a periodically exciting life with a wild background: everything from child actor to paramedic and now dispatch manager.