Major Asshole??
(It’s a reference now laugh.)
(It’s a reference now laugh.)
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Major Asshole??
(It’s a reference now laugh.)
(It’s a reference now laugh.)
ah, but i did imply it many times. ;)
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
ah, but i did imply it many times. ;)
or a song about some obscenely dark or suggestive topic like suicide or being so depressed that you’re emotionally unavailable for a dedicated relationship to the point where literally all of your lovers are just a sexual fascination for a week before you migrate to a new one
August 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
or a song about some obscenely dark or suggestive topic like suicide or being so depressed that you’re emotionally unavailable for a dedicated relationship to the point where literally all of your lovers are just a sexual fascination for a week before you migrate to a new one
gaze at that star for too long and you won’t ever stargaze again
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
gaze at that star for too long and you won’t ever stargaze again
these are not mutually exclusive things, depending on how kinky you are
August 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
these are not mutually exclusive things, depending on how kinky you are
A genuine answer:
1. Roll insight (to make sure there aren’t any STDs
2. Roll performance (for the actual act)
3. (if you failed your insight check in step one) roll constitution (to resist the STD naturally
4. (if you failed your con roll in step 3) roll a death saving throw.
1. Roll insight (to make sure there aren’t any STDs
2. Roll performance (for the actual act)
3. (if you failed your insight check in step one) roll constitution (to resist the STD naturally
4. (if you failed your con roll in step 3) roll a death saving throw.
August 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
A genuine answer:
1. Roll insight (to make sure there aren’t any STDs
2. Roll performance (for the actual act)
3. (if you failed your insight check in step one) roll constitution (to resist the STD naturally
4. (if you failed your con roll in step 3) roll a death saving throw.
1. Roll insight (to make sure there aren’t any STDs
2. Roll performance (for the actual act)
3. (if you failed your insight check in step one) roll constitution (to resist the STD naturally
4. (if you failed your con roll in step 3) roll a death saving throw.
ouch. i feel called tf out
August 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
ouch. i feel called tf out
“I swear to my father, this had better be MAHOGANY!!”
August 31, 2025 at 6:32 AM
“I swear to my father, this had better be MAHOGANY!!”
Ay, I’m kidnappin’ ‘ear!
August 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ay, I’m kidnappin’ ‘ear!
iz me? 🥺 am I the IRL?
even if i was i ain’t anymore i moved
even if i was i ain’t anymore i moved
August 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
iz me? 🥺 am I the IRL?
even if i was i ain’t anymore i moved
even if i was i ain’t anymore i moved
Halo Infinite?? But I can see the end of the map!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Halo Infinite?? But I can see the end of the map!!
there’s a dating sim about tentacle fluff.
Actually, it’s lovecraftian horror but
“Sucker for Love”
Actually, it’s lovecraftian horror but
“Sucker for Love”
August 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
there’s a dating sim about tentacle fluff.
Actually, it’s lovecraftian horror but
“Sucker for Love”
Actually, it’s lovecraftian horror but
“Sucker for Love”
knowing you? probably about 350-400
August 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
knowing you? probably about 350-400
and as a genderfluid pansexual, the answer is always yes
August 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
and as a genderfluid pansexual, the answer is always yes
the news on the radio are the “Quick Tips”
August 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
the news on the radio are the “Quick Tips”
when it turns out you’re both:
June 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when it turns out you’re both:
Okay but I NEED a sample text of this now
June 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay but I NEED a sample text of this now
It’s much more embarrassing to be slain by “Fluffy Cotton Candy Bunny” than to be slain by “Deity Doom”
June 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It’s much more embarrassing to be slain by “Fluffy Cotton Candy Bunny” than to be slain by “Deity Doom”