The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
@krugerparody.bsky.social
Newly elected Reform MP for East Wiltshire. Proud to represent traditional British values and fight the Westminster Elite.
Parody, obviously.
You might like to follow my normal account at thinkersdelight.bsky.social
Parody, obviously.
You might like to follow my normal account at thinkersdelight.bsky.social
Dom is an old friend of mine so of course I defended him. PM was satisfied.
Any attack on these fine men is a personal attack on me. I will crush you like a bug.
Any attack on these fine men is a personal attack on me. I will crush you like a bug.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dom is an old friend of mine so of course I defended him. PM was satisfied.
Any attack on these fine men is a personal attack on me. I will crush you like a bug.
Any attack on these fine men is a personal attack on me. I will crush you like a bug.
We in Reform are clear and proud in what we stand for. Here’s the wonderful Chippenham councillor Allan Massie telling the truth. Racism against white British hate has no place in England.
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
We in Reform are clear and proud in what we stand for. Here’s the wonderful Chippenham councillor Allan Massie telling the truth. Racism against white British hate has no place in England.
Reform has stringent vetting to ensure that we only hire the very best, the most British, the most racist councillors. Here is our elected councillor in Chippenham showing what’s really matters to us.
October 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Reform has stringent vetting to ensure that we only hire the very best, the most British, the most racist councillors. Here is our elected councillor in Chippenham showing what’s really matters to us.
Many have insinuated that the unfortunate Nathan Gill, who has misguidedly admitted a minor technical matter of accepting Russian money, was a close friend and colleague of Mr Farage. Nothing could be further from the truth.
We despise corruption. Particularly people that get caught doing it.
We despise corruption. Particularly people that get caught doing it.
September 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Many have insinuated that the unfortunate Nathan Gill, who has misguidedly admitted a minor technical matter of accepting Russian money, was a close friend and colleague of Mr Farage. Nothing could be further from the truth.
We despise corruption. Particularly people that get caught doing it.
We despise corruption. Particularly people that get caught doing it.
This is actually blasphemous, plain and simple.
The perpetrators must be crucified.
The perpetrators must be crucified.
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This is actually blasphemous, plain and simple.
The perpetrators must be crucified.
The perpetrators must be crucified.
September 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Wiltshire Council leader condemns intimidation of refugees. Tragic and traitorous.
This proves beyond all doubt that I was right to dump the failed Conservative Party.
All true Christian patriots despise the pagan invaders and desire their deportation to hellholes. This is what Our Lord wants.
This proves beyond all doubt that I was right to dump the failed Conservative Party.
All true Christian patriots despise the pagan invaders and desire their deportation to hellholes. This is what Our Lord wants.
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Wiltshire Council leader condemns intimidation of refugees. Tragic and traitorous.
This proves beyond all doubt that I was right to dump the failed Conservative Party.
All true Christian patriots despise the pagan invaders and desire their deportation to hellholes. This is what Our Lord wants.
This proves beyond all doubt that I was right to dump the failed Conservative Party.
All true Christian patriots despise the pagan invaders and desire their deportation to hellholes. This is what Our Lord wants.
More sour grapes from the losing party in East Wiltshire.
If these non-entities had any character then they would transfer forthwith to Mr Farage's victorious Reform Party!
If these non-entities had any character then they would transfer forthwith to Mr Farage's victorious Reform Party!
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
More sour grapes from the losing party in East Wiltshire.
If these non-entities had any character then they would transfer forthwith to Mr Farage's victorious Reform Party!
If these non-entities had any character then they would transfer forthwith to Mr Farage's victorious Reform Party!
See the nonsense spouted by the jealous malcontent Robert Buckland. He wouldn’t know good breeding and democracy if they took him out for a slap-up meal then loved him until the bedsprings broke!
Times are a-changing. And I’m leading the charge.
I’m DANNY KURGER! Say my name.
Times are a-changing. And I’m leading the charge.
I’m DANNY KURGER! Say my name.
September 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
See the nonsense spouted by the jealous malcontent Robert Buckland. He wouldn’t know good breeding and democracy if they took him out for a slap-up meal then loved him until the bedsprings broke!
Times are a-changing. And I’m leading the charge.
I’m DANNY KURGER! Say my name.
Times are a-changing. And I’m leading the charge.
I’m DANNY KURGER! Say my name.
More fake news. Of course Mr Farage didn’t intend this call for by-elections to apply to me.
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
More fake news. Of course Mr Farage didn’t intend this call for by-elections to apply to me.
The poor fools at East Wiltshire Conservative Association really need to update their website!
It'll probably take the drooling old fools years to notice that I have outgrown them and their small, pathetic world.
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/people
It'll probably take the drooling old fools years to notice that I have outgrown them and their small, pathetic world.
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/people
September 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The poor fools at East Wiltshire Conservative Association really need to update their website!
It'll probably take the drooling old fools years to notice that I have outgrown them and their small, pathetic world.
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/people
It'll probably take the drooling old fools years to notice that I have outgrown them and their small, pathetic world.
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/people
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/events/eveni...
Please do join me at this important event.
We’ll be discussing
- why immigrants are mostly rapists
- why Christians are better than foreign pagans
- how to make your wife breed better children
- why I should be the next King
Please do join me at this important event.
We’ll be discussing
- why immigrants are mostly rapists
- why Christians are better than foreign pagans
- how to make your wife breed better children
- why I should be the next King
September 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
www.eastwiltshireconservatives.org.uk/events/eveni...
Please do join me at this important event.
We’ll be discussing
- why immigrants are mostly rapists
- why Christians are better than foreign pagans
- how to make your wife breed better children
- why I should be the next King
Please do join me at this important event.
We’ll be discussing
- why immigrants are mostly rapists
- why Christians are better than foreign pagans
- how to make your wife breed better children
- why I should be the next King
A wonderful article here in the Spectator.
“Could Danny Kruger save the Conservatives?”
Of course I could.
Written by my wonderful old friend, Mary. Wife of my even better old friend Dominic Cummings.
All it needs is for people to realise that those of us from Eton really are the best.
“Could Danny Kruger save the Conservatives?”
Of course I could.
Written by my wonderful old friend, Mary. Wife of my even better old friend Dominic Cummings.
All it needs is for people to realise that those of us from Eton really are the best.
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A wonderful article here in the Spectator.
“Could Danny Kruger save the Conservatives?”
Of course I could.
Written by my wonderful old friend, Mary. Wife of my even better old friend Dominic Cummings.
All it needs is for people to realise that those of us from Eton really are the best.
“Could Danny Kruger save the Conservatives?”
Of course I could.
Written by my wonderful old friend, Mary. Wife of my even better old friend Dominic Cummings.
All it needs is for people to realise that those of us from Eton really are the best.
Populist nonsense.
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Populist nonsense.
Please do read my latest newsletter, dictated to me by Elon Musk.
www.dannykruger.org.uk/news/newslet...
I was particularly proud of “barbaric culture, imported from the subcontinent”.
It seems that there may be votes for blatant racism and I am all in on this.
www.dannykruger.org.uk/news/newslet...
I was particularly proud of “barbaric culture, imported from the subcontinent”.
It seems that there may be votes for blatant racism and I am all in on this.
January 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Please do read my latest newsletter, dictated to me by Elon Musk.
www.dannykruger.org.uk/news/newslet...
I was particularly proud of “barbaric culture, imported from the subcontinent”.
It seems that there may be votes for blatant racism and I am all in on this.
www.dannykruger.org.uk/news/newslet...
I was particularly proud of “barbaric culture, imported from the subcontinent”.
It seems that there may be votes for blatant racism and I am all in on this.
@parodyprue.bsky.social I’m pretty annoyed, honestly.
What the eternal hell do you think you’re doing on Sky News sharting in about your ridiculous, naive, poisonous views on Assisted Murder? Seriously?
What the eternal hell do you think you’re doing on Sky News sharting in about your ridiculous, naive, poisonous views on Assisted Murder? Seriously?
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
@parodyprue.bsky.social I’m pretty annoyed, honestly.
What the eternal hell do you think you’re doing on Sky News sharting in about your ridiculous, naive, poisonous views on Assisted Murder? Seriously?
What the eternal hell do you think you’re doing on Sky News sharting in about your ridiculous, naive, poisonous views on Assisted Murder? Seriously?
Pleased to share a record of this important meeting where I enthralled hundreds of rapt constituents with my wit and wisdom.
November 25, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Pleased to share a record of this important meeting where I enthralled hundreds of rapt constituents with my wit and wisdom.
I’m torn about farmers. A very complex issue. On the negative side, many of them were very critical of me and Mummy. But it counts hugely in their favour that most of them supported Brexit. And it’s a very good line attack line on the Culturalism
Marxists. And most of the rich ones are Tory donors.
Marxists. And most of the rich ones are Tory donors.
November 19, 2024 at 8:41 AM
I’m torn about farmers. A very complex issue. On the negative side, many of them were very critical of me and Mummy. But it counts hugely in their favour that most of them supported Brexit. And it’s a very good line attack line on the Culturalism
Marxists. And most of the rich ones are Tory donors.
Marxists. And most of the rich ones are Tory donors.
I was so angry at seeing this that I’m sorry to say that I voided my bowels. Someone must pay for this outrage.
And for a new chair. 🪑
And for a new chair. 🪑
November 18, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I was so angry at seeing this that I’m sorry to say that I voided my bowels. Someone must pay for this outrage.
And for a new chair. 🪑
And for a new chair. 🪑
Watching the tragic decline of my old friend Dom reminds me that I need to get Ofdanny to sack a few of the more elderly household staff.They sit in the pantry muttering incoherently of the old days. They keep complaining that foreigners steal babies. But under their uniforms, they smell of shit.
November 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Watching the tragic decline of my old friend Dom reminds me that I need to get Ofdanny to sack a few of the more elderly household staff.They sit in the pantry muttering incoherently of the old days. They keep complaining that foreigners steal babies. But under their uniforms, they smell of shit.
@cityhalltories.bsky.social
Some excellent people here. They'll point how Sadiq Khan is destroying London with his woke nonsense.
They'll save us from the wave of immigrants begging in our libraries and bathrooms.
Susan will lead us to glory.
Some excellent people here. They'll point how Sadiq Khan is destroying London with his woke nonsense.
They'll save us from the wave of immigrants begging in our libraries and bathrooms.
Susan will lead us to glory.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
@cityhalltories.bsky.social
Some excellent people here. They'll point how Sadiq Khan is destroying London with his woke nonsense.
They'll save us from the wave of immigrants begging in our libraries and bathrooms.
Susan will lead us to glory.
Some excellent people here. They'll point how Sadiq Khan is destroying London with his woke nonsense.
They'll save us from the wave of immigrants begging in our libraries and bathrooms.
Susan will lead us to glory.
Robert is right. We must take particular care with the aspirations of porn barons-cum property developers.
November 17, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Robert is right. We must take particular care with the aspirations of porn barons-cum property developers.
Some farmers, namely those protesting against Labour tyranny, are indubitably a Good Thing.
Others, engaged in an insolent play-rebellion against their benevolent rulers, are impertinent and must be crushed like bugs. How fucking dare they impugn Mummy?
www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/1881892...
Others, engaged in an insolent play-rebellion against their benevolent rulers, are impertinent and must be crushed like bugs. How fucking dare they impugn Mummy?
www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/1881892...
November 17, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Some farmers, namely those protesting against Labour tyranny, are indubitably a Good Thing.
Others, engaged in an insolent play-rebellion against their benevolent rulers, are impertinent and must be crushed like bugs. How fucking dare they impugn Mummy?
www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/1881892...
Others, engaged in an insolent play-rebellion against their benevolent rulers, are impertinent and must be crushed like bugs. How fucking dare they impugn Mummy?
www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/1881892...
🎄 I'm holding a competition to choose the cover of my constituency Christmas card this year, and would love to see drawings and designs from our local primary school-aged children!
Please send entries to danny.kruger.mp@parliament.uk
Please, no pictures of me
pissing on asylum seekers this year.
Please send entries to danny.kruger.mp@parliament.uk
Please, no pictures of me
pissing on asylum seekers this year.
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 AM
🎄 I'm holding a competition to choose the cover of my constituency Christmas card this year, and would love to see drawings and designs from our local primary school-aged children!
Please send entries to danny.kruger.mp@parliament.uk
Please, no pictures of me
pissing on asylum seekers this year.
Please send entries to danny.kruger.mp@parliament.uk
Please, no pictures of me
pissing on asylum seekers this year.
I still can’t forget what you wrote about me in the Other Place. I cried all night. My wife Ofdanny had to give me a special poultice in the end.
November 16, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I still can’t forget what you wrote about me in the Other Place. I cried all night. My wife Ofdanny had to give me a special poultice in the end.