The Hon Danny Kruger MBE REFORM MP East Wiltshire. Parody.
@krugerparody.bsky.social
Newly elected Reform MP for East Wiltshire. Proud to represent traditional British values and fight the Westminster Elite.
Parody, obviously.
You might like to follow my normal account at thinkersdelight.bsky.social
Parody, obviously.
You might like to follow my normal account at thinkersdelight.bsky.social
This has nothing to do with me, of course.
Any large, popular uprising is naturally going to attract a tiny minority of rotten apples. Trotsky. Röhm. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
What we must look forward to is the great triumphs that will come soon.
Any large, popular uprising is naturally going to attract a tiny minority of rotten apples. Trotsky. Röhm. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
What we must look forward to is the great triumphs that will come soon.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This has nothing to do with me, of course.
Any large, popular uprising is naturally going to attract a tiny minority of rotten apples. Trotsky. Röhm. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
What we must look forward to is the great triumphs that will come soon.
Any large, popular uprising is naturally going to attract a tiny minority of rotten apples. Trotsky. Röhm. Marjorie Taylor Greene.
What we must look forward to is the great triumphs that will come soon.
I trust you all read this piece about me - the most important voice in British politics. Clearly the girl reporter was very aroused by my mere presence and dynamic ideas, but she managed to write most of it down properly. What did you think? I was masterful, no?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
He was a Conservative party big-hitter who wrote speeches for David Cameron and worked with Boris Johnson before he suddenly jumped ship. He talks family, flags and why Nigel Farage is ‘top dog’
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I trust you all read this piece about me - the most important voice in British politics. Clearly the girl reporter was very aroused by my mere presence and dynamic ideas, but she managed to write most of it down properly. What did you think? I was masterful, no?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I think Mummy is getting deranged. Perhaps after all there is a positive side to the assisted dying debate…
Do you remember, darling boy, we spoke about you *mouths* remembering to take your meds?
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‘America is British’. Heaven is ‘a socialist state’. David Attenborough is ‘anti-human’ – the startling theories of Reform MP Danny Kruger
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I think Mummy is getting deranged. Perhaps after all there is a positive side to the assisted dying debate…
Do not watch this fake news!
One might say Farage is not a good judge of character?
Or even worse, maybe he is?
Or even worse, maybe he is?
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do not watch this fake news!
The easiest way to ensure that no Reform party members or officials are tempted to take bribes in future is very clear. We must ensure that Reform MPs are properly paid. They must feel no need for additional financial support. This situation is essentially the fault of our biased political system.
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The easiest way to ensure that no Reform party members or officials are tempted to take bribes in future is very clear. We must ensure that Reform MPs are properly paid. They must feel no need for additional financial support. This situation is essentially the fault of our biased political system.
I see that Nathan Gill, a person of whom neither I nor Mr Farage have ever heard of or encountered in any way, has been sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for some kind of bribery unconnected to his alleged role in the Reform Party. I notice that the judge is a female.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I see that Nathan Gill, a person of whom neither I nor Mr Farage have ever heard of or encountered in any way, has been sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for some kind of bribery unconnected to his alleged role in the Reform Party. I notice that the judge is a female.
Further evidence of BBC bias. Why is this the top national news story?
If Mr Farage says that he has never heard of this man, and that he has absolutely no connection whatsoever with Reform, then surely we should all believe this without doubt or impertinent question!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
If Mr Farage says that he has never heard of this man, and that he has absolutely no connection whatsoever with Reform, then surely we should all believe this without doubt or impertinent question!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
Reform UK's former Wales leader Nathan Gill is being sentenced over pro-Russia bribes
Nathan Gill, who led Reform UK in Wales, has pleaded guilty to eight counts of bribery.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Further evidence of BBC bias. Why is this the top national news story?
If Mr Farage says that he has never heard of this man, and that he has absolutely no connection whatsoever with Reform, then surely we should all believe this without doubt or impertinent question!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
If Mr Farage says that he has never heard of this man, and that he has absolutely no connection whatsoever with Reform, then surely we should all believe this without doubt or impertinent question!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
This poor, traduced woman.
She only sought to defend our wonderful country against foreign invaders intent on mischief.
But do you know the saddest, most shameful thing of all? She has been forced to undergo Diversity Training.
This really is a disgrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...?
She only sought to defend our wonderful country against foreign invaders intent on mischief.
But do you know the saddest, most shameful thing of all? She has been forced to undergo Diversity Training.
This really is a disgrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...?
Reform UK’s only representative in Welsh parliament suspended over racial slur
Laura Anne Jones made the offensive remark about Chinese people in a WhatsApp group in 2023
www.independent.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This poor, traduced woman.
She only sought to defend our wonderful country against foreign invaders intent on mischief.
But do you know the saddest, most shameful thing of all? She has been forced to undergo Diversity Training.
This really is a disgrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...?
She only sought to defend our wonderful country against foreign invaders intent on mischief.
But do you know the saddest, most shameful thing of all? She has been forced to undergo Diversity Training.
This really is a disgrace.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...?
It's so easy to mock now. But remember that this was the finest government this country has ever seen. And in any case, the vast majority of those that died were of minimal value to society. How many were successful rich Christians, do you think? Those that died, died for the greater good.
I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's so easy to mock now. But remember that this was the finest government this country has ever seen. And in any case, the vast majority of those that died were of minimal value to society. How many were successful rich Christians, do you think? Those that died, died for the greater good.
If your wife annoys you by talking too much to the men of the house, I suggest you simply tell the piggy to be quiet. It works well for me, and serves as a good reminder that some people have fewer rights to bodily autonomy.
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If your wife annoys you by talking too much to the men of the house, I suggest you simply tell the piggy to be quiet. It works well for me, and serves as a good reminder that some people have fewer rights to bodily autonomy.
Convenient for the radical left that accusers suddenly recall things that Mr Farage might have said while he was young. First let’s look at their names. Most of them sound jolly foreign and so can be discounted.
And who really cares? We need spice in politics.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
And who really cares? We need spice in politics.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
No 10 calls on Farage to urgently address ‘disturbing allegations’ of past racist behaviour
Keir Starmer ramps up pressure on Reform leader, who has dismissed claims as ‘one person’s word against another’
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Convenient for the radical left that accusers suddenly recall things that Mr Farage might have said while he was young. First let’s look at their names. Most of them sound jolly foreign and so can be discounted.
And who really cares? We need spice in politics.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
And who really cares? We need spice in politics.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
I see that several low-class leftie rags are trying to smear Mr Farage with pathetic accusations of school racism.
Obviously untrue - otherwise I wouldn’t be supporting him whole-heartedly!
And even if it is, one man’s race-baiting is another’s hilarious jape.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Obviously untrue - otherwise I wouldn’t be supporting him whole-heartedly!
And even if it is, one man’s race-baiting is another’s hilarious jape.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
'Nigel Farage told me Adolf Hitler was right!'
The Reform UK leader is facing fresh allegations over his time at Dulwich college in south London, with his peers claiming he made pro-Hitler comments and joked about gas chambers
www.mirror.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I see that several low-class leftie rags are trying to smear Mr Farage with pathetic accusations of school racism.
Obviously untrue - otherwise I wouldn’t be supporting him whole-heartedly!
And even if it is, one man’s race-baiting is another’s hilarious jape.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Obviously untrue - otherwise I wouldn’t be supporting him whole-heartedly!
And even if it is, one man’s race-baiting is another’s hilarious jape.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
In case you missed this important breaking news update.
Behold my masterly hand gestures. My strong, powerful, manly jawline. Even the Communists are aroused by my oratorical prowess.
After this performance I returned to my chamber and prayed so hard that I almost shattered the bed.
After this performance I returned to my chamber and prayed so hard that I almost shattered the bed.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
In case you missed this important breaking news update.
I’ve pondering the problem of immigrants attacking England. I have come up with a wonderful solution. They want to destroy our culture and invade our schools. The best way to stop them is a permanent ban on invaders’ descendants attending proper English schools. Eton will be safe. This will work.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I’ve pondering the problem of immigrants attacking England. I have come up with a wonderful solution. They want to destroy our culture and invade our schools. The best way to stop them is a permanent ban on invaders’ descendants attending proper English schools. Eton will be safe. This will work.
I’ve spent this morning reflecting on my heroic embrace of the wonderful principles of Mr Farage and the superb Reform Party.
Events have already proved the rightness of this decision. I have achieved long minutes of television time, and journalists have given me many more inches.
Invigorating!
Events have already proved the rightness of this decision. I have achieved long minutes of television time, and journalists have given me many more inches.
Invigorating!
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’ve spent this morning reflecting on my heroic embrace of the wonderful principles of Mr Farage and the superb Reform Party.
Events have already proved the rightness of this decision. I have achieved long minutes of television time, and journalists have given me many more inches.
Invigorating!
Events have already proved the rightness of this decision. I have achieved long minutes of television time, and journalists have given me many more inches.
Invigorating!
Presenting these videos, cherrypicked with no context, is an obvious attack on my integrity.
Left: Dany Kruger says Keir Starmer doesn't believe in anything on #BBCQT
Right: Danny Kruger criticising Reform UK in parliament before he left the Conservatives to join Reform UK
Right: Danny Kruger criticising Reform UK in parliament before he left the Conservatives to join Reform UK
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Presenting these videos, cherrypicked with no context, is an obvious attack on my integrity.
This proves what many of us have long suspected - Northern working class people are dirty and should not be allowed to think that they should have any say in the running of our country.
Dalton Rd, Barrow McDonalds rated as ‘major improvement necessary’ in 1* from a health inspector | LDRS Press release
McDonald’s in Dalton Rd, Barrow: 1* food hygiene rating
Dalton Rd, Barrow McDonalds rated as ‘major improvement necessary’ in 1* from a health inspector
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This proves what many of us have long suspected - Northern working class people are dirty and should not be allowed to think that they should have any say in the running of our country.
Radical left judges are destroying this country. What next? Will they try to force us to administer emergency medical care to prevent these criminals from dying through their own fault?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
High Court rules asylum seekers can stay at Epping hotel
A council has lost its legal battle with the government in a landmark High Court ruling.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Radical left judges are destroying this country. What next? Will they try to force us to administer emergency medical care to prevent these criminals from dying through their own fault?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
More fake news. This proves beyond doubt that the traitorous BBC must be brought under proper control by responsible rulers.
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Danny Kruger MP fined over puppy's Richmond Park deer stampede - BBC News
Danny Kruger lost control of his 11-month-old Jack Russell during a walk with his family.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
More fake news. This proves beyond doubt that the traitorous BBC must be brought under proper control by responsible rulers.
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
And in any case, how could I possibly have known that those deer were pregnant?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Fake news has always been a problem in this country. See how I have been persecuted unjustly.
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Coronavirus: Conservative MP apologises after he 'simply forgot' to wear mask on train journey
The MP was photographed by another passenger on the train service running from Hungerford to Paddington.
news.sky.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Fake news has always been a problem in this country. See how I have been persecuted unjustly.
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Once Reform assumes the mantle of power that I was born for, these lies will become a thing of the past and the perpetrators will be punished.
news.sky.com/story/corona...
Business owners and successful rich people, take heed. You would do well to follow this fine man in supporting the new ruling party. Unless you would like disloyalty to be rewarded with bankruptcy and disgrace.
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
Tory donor Anthony Bamford backs Reform UK with £200,000 donation
Conservative donor Lord Anthony Bamford has given £200,000 to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK, matching his contribution to the Tories as the populist party courts business backing.
bmmagazine.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Business owners and successful rich people, take heed. You would do well to follow this fine man in supporting the new ruling party. Unless you would like disloyalty to be rewarded with bankruptcy and disgrace.
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
bmmagazine.co.uk/news/anthony...
Mr Farage is right, as always. The BBC should return to doing straight news rather than allowing its inherent hard-left bias to bleed through in all its output. If this is too difficult to understand and comply with then Reform will do the right and appoint ideologically sound unbiased governance.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Mr Farage is right, as always. The BBC should return to doing straight news rather than allowing its inherent hard-left bias to bleed through in all its output. If this is too difficult to understand and comply with then Reform will do the right and appoint ideologically sound unbiased governance.
When elected, my Reform Party will
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When elected, my Reform Party will
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
make England great again by removing waste. Did you know that many ugly working class women continue to claim state benefits even when they are well past child-bearing age?
Obviously we need exceptions for the attractive or rich, but this spaffing must stop.
Boris was a great man and he did great good. Principally in getting me elected to my permanent Parliamentary seat in perpetuity. None deserve this more.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Boris was a great man and he did great good. Principally in getting me elected to my permanent Parliamentary seat in perpetuity. None deserve this more.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
I supported Boris loyally through parties and spaffing, Cummings and goings, until it became clear that I had outgrown him. I will rule forever.
Excellent news. It’s about time that Western Christianity started taking the balance back.
This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Excellent news. It’s about time that Western Christianity started taking the balance back.