Fairy Godmother: Remember, the magic ends at midnight and you’ll return to your human form then.
Cinderella: RAR RAR RAR RAR
Fairy Godmother: is that enough time for her to maul everyone she needs to maul?
Fairy Godmother:
Fairy Godmother: eh, I’m sure it’s fine.
Fairy Godmother: I’m good at my job

Cinderella: uuuuh, what happened?
The Prince: You busted in here as a werewolf, mauled a bunch of people, and we got married.
C: I’m married to a prince? Wow, that worked out for me.
P: I’m the king now, actually. One of the people you mauled was my dad
C: Oh. Sorry.
P: eh, I only met him like twice

an assortment of tiny Brother Herberts i'm going to be submitting to a (literally) tiny art show in town next month