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The important thing you should understand about the maglev plans of the #berlin #cdu:

There is a planned tram line that is beeing cancelled for this. The Maglev is the distraction that keeps the cars going. They know the maglev makes no sense. The tram would be the cheaper and better solution […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
When RGB byte fields
Circular shift by two
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Ein AfD-Verbot wird immer realistischer. Wir haben mit interaktiven Grafiken ausgearbeitet, wie Mehrheiten im Bundesrat möglich sind. Und ein Szenario ist jetzt bereits möglich – und würde garantiert zum Untergang der rechtsextremen Partei führen […]
Original post on digitalcourage.social
digitalcourage.social
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Discord could implement age verification by analyzing the chat log contents for signs of maturity: How rich vocabulary and complex sentences are produced, how emphatic and respectful the author is and so on.

I mean the worst case scenario is that teenage boys would learn that being nice and […]
Original post on society.oftrolls.com
society.oftrolls.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Try APL in your browser!

But first, a little motivation to get you started: Game of Life in APL. Pay attention to how interactive APL programming is completely different from other ✌🏽dynamic✌🏽 languages like Ruby or JavaScript. It's much more like Smalltalk or LISP […]
Original post on functional.cafe
functional.cafe
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Karambolage > flick flack

fight me
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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> Ah-ha! The generated instructions were ever so slightly different. This would be great news, if it wasn't for me forgetting about one little detail: I have zero knowledge of x86 assembly.

https://blog.svgames.pl/article/the-little-bool-of-doom
The Little Bool of Doom (2025)
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blog.svgames.pl
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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Growing up in the 80s, my mom was a board member of a 2nd-wave feminist bookshop in Atlanta, so I thought all bookstores were queer-friendly, feminist spaces

As the funny fad of the Internet started to take off, I naturally assumed — for literally months, in the early 90s — that "Amazon" was an […]
Original post on dair-community.social
dair-community.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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RE: https://social.tchncs.de/@kuketzblog/116034644267703808

Heißer Flamewar und Hot Takes in den Kommentaren

In der Theorie sollten Passkeys so wie SSH-Keys für das Web funktionieren und schneller, bequemer und sicherer als Paßworte sein.

In der Praxis ist das alles komplett fucked, es ist […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@anttipeltola/116033889455944114

Wir sollten Unis und andere öffentliche und zivil­gesellschaftliche Einrichtungen darin fördern, digitale¹ Infrastruktur² nicht nur zu entwickeln sondern auch zu betreiben, und das heißt auch Stellen zu finanzieren und z.B […]
Original post on social.tchncs.de
social.tchncs.de
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Ich habe eine rspamd-Regel erstellt, die alle Mails abstraft, deren Betreff mit einem Emoji beginnt. Das war eine sehr gute Idee, wenn ich mir meine Logs so ansehe! Nach einigen Monaten noch kein einizger False Positive.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Die zweite Strophe des Liedes "Rette sich wer kann" von Knorkator resoniert zur Zeit besonders mit mir:

> Alle sitzen im Bus, Autobahn Vollgas
> Da vorne is´n Abgrund, aber is ja noch n Stück
> Wir könnten auch abbiegen, tun wir aber nicht
> Da ist ja nur n Sandweg, schlecht für die Achsen
> […]
Original post on toot.berlin
toot.berlin
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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> Arbeitssuche. Jetzt zahlen wir erstmal 1 Jahr weiter Bürgergeld und schicken ihr die für sie passende Unterstützung (Deutschkurs, Kita, Sozialberatung, Drogenberatung, Frauenhilfe, Anwält*in, Psychotherapie, …) und gucken mal, ob man da nicht was am Problem machen kann. Das wäre Ja zu einfach […]
Original post on ruhr.social
ruhr.social
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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I'm delighted to have been accepted as a participant at the Winter Academy of the Musikhochschule in Bremen and am now looking for an affordable place to stay 16-20 February, preferably where I can do some minimal cooking whilst avoiding AirBnB. Any tips? 🎵

#earlymusic #bremen
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Hey remember in the late aughts when a weird janky cheerful little program called "Sweet Home 3D" on a Windows XP box was the easiest and funnest way to map out a floor plan of your house and fiddle with furniture arrangement

Well it's 2026 now and it runs on Linux and still doesn't suck
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Great expression that should be used more.
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Wir versuchen gerade seit geschlagenen 30 Min+ meiner Frau hier aus dem Ausland ein #Deutschlandticket für morgen zu kaufen.

Ihr seid ja alle so lost, es tut mir echt leid für euch. Vielleicht beim nächsten Mal nicht einfach wieder CDU/AfD wählen, dann gibts auch wieder einen Verkehrsminister […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
January 31, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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This is my tiny delight for #today,
maybe yours too? :neofox_hug_haj_heart:

#haiku
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
DaaS:
Despair as a Service
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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I'm #colorblind and I use https://xkcd.com/color/rgb/ frequently.

Randall 'xkcd' Monroe did a survey of over 100,000 readers where he showed them random rgb colors and said "what would you call this?" and afterwards he did his best to sort the results into the most popular color names and the […]
Original post on bark.lgbt
bark.lgbt
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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If you write about the messy reality behind "free" internet services: we're seeing #OpenStreetMap hammered by scrapers hiding behind residential proxy/embedded-SDK networks. We're a volunteer-run service and the costs are real. We'd love to talk to a journalist about what we're seeing + how […]
Original post on en.osm.town
en.osm.town
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM