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The important thing you should understand about the maglev plans of the #berlin #cdu:

There is a planned tram line that is beeing cancelled for this. The Maglev is the distraction that keeps the cars going. They know the maglev makes no sense. The tram would be the cheaper and better solution […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Violets are red
Roses are blue
When RGB byte fields
Circular shift by two
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Ein AfD-Verbot wird immer realistischer. Wir haben mit interaktiven Grafiken ausgearbeitet, wie Mehrheiten im Bundesrat möglich sind. Und ein Szenario ist jetzt bereits möglich – und würde garantiert zum Untergang der rechtsextremen Partei führen […]
Original post on digitalcourage.social
digitalcourage.social
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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@glyph What the flying fuck…
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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Discord could implement age verification by analyzing the chat log contents for signs of maturity: How rich vocabulary and complex sentences are produced, how emphatic and respectful the author is and so on.

I mean the worst case scenario is that teenage boys would learn that being nice and […]
Original post on society.oftrolls.com
society.oftrolls.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Try APL in your browser!

But first, a little motivation to get you started: Game of Life in APL. Pay attention to how interactive APL programming is completely different from other ✌🏽dynamic✌🏽 languages like Ruby or JavaScript. It's much more like Smalltalk or LISP […]
Original post on functional.cafe
functional.cafe
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Karambolage > flick flack

fight me
February 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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> Ah-ha! The generated instructions were ever so slightly different. This would be great news, if it wasn't for me forgetting about one little detail: I have zero knowledge of x86 assembly.

https://blog.svgames.pl/article/the-little-bool-of-doom
The Little Bool of Doom (2025)
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blog.svgames.pl
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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Growing up in the 80s, my mom was a board member of a 2nd-wave feminist bookshop in Atlanta, so I thought all bookstores were queer-friendly, feminist spaces

As the funny fad of the Internet started to take off, I naturally assumed — for literally months, in the early 90s — that "Amazon" was an […]
Original post on dair-community.social
dair-community.social
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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RE: https://social.tchncs.de/@kuketzblog/116034644267703808

Heißer Flamewar und Hot Takes in den Kommentaren

In der Theorie sollten Passkeys so wie SSH-Keys für das Web funktionieren und schneller, bequemer und sicherer als Paßworte sein.

In der Praxis ist das alles komplett fucked, es ist […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
February 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
@stroughtonsmith ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
@stroughtonsmith They're not the new compilers.
Not even close.
February 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
@stroughtonsmith Having written languages, compilers, and JITs:

No.
Not at all.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@anttipeltola/116033889455944114

Wir sollten Unis und andere öffentliche und zivil­gesellschaftliche Einrichtungen darin fördern, digitale¹ Infrastruktur² nicht nur zu entwickeln sondern auch zu betreiben, und das heißt auch Stellen zu finanzieren und z.B […]
Original post on social.tchncs.de
social.tchncs.de
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Ich habe eine rspamd-Regel erstellt, die alle Mails abstraft, deren Betreff mit einem Emoji beginnt. Das war eine sehr gute Idee, wenn ich mir meine Logs so ansehe! Nach einigen Monaten noch kein einizger False Positive.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Die zweite Strophe des Liedes "Rette sich wer kann" von Knorkator resoniert zur Zeit besonders mit mir:

> Alle sitzen im Bus, Autobahn Vollgas
> Da vorne is´n Abgrund, aber is ja noch n Stück
> Wir könnten auch abbiegen, tun wir aber nicht
> Da ist ja nur n Sandweg, schlecht für die Achsen
> […]
Original post on toot.berlin
toot.berlin
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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> Arbeitssuche. Jetzt zahlen wir erstmal 1 Jahr weiter Bürgergeld und schicken ihr die für sie passende Unterstützung (Deutschkurs, Kita, Sozialberatung, Drogenberatung, Frauenhilfe, Anwält*in, Psychotherapie, …) und gucken mal, ob man da nicht was am Problem machen kann. Das wäre Ja zu einfach […]
Original post on ruhr.social
ruhr.social
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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I'm delighted to have been accepted as a participant at the Winter Academy of the Musikhochschule in Bremen and am now looking for an affordable place to stay 16-20 February, preferably where I can do some minimal cooking whilst avoiding AirBnB. Any tips? 🎵

#earlymusic #bremen
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Hey remember in the late aughts when a weird janky cheerful little program called "Sweet Home 3D" on a Windows XP box was the easiest and funnest way to map out a floor plan of your house and fiddle with furniture arrangement

Well it's 2026 now and it runs on Linux and still doesn't suck
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Great expression that should be used more.
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 AM