Absolutely bonkers that being a self-described socialist is the worst identity trait but actively deflating prices, something which will never happen under a capitalist system, is the most popular policy.

They used to use "quarterback" to describe a deep lying playmaker who dictated the tempo and played deep passes. Now it's the guy who throws ball far.

Banger movie, always feel sad when I show it to friends and they're not impressed

Me, moments before disaster (betting against the greatest cheese panini ever made)

I know they were Snyder movies and therefore guff, but at least with Lex Luthor you can't turn the end of the movie into a CGI punch fest like with Zod and that alien thing

Rename yourself to Samuel Roberts-Roberts just to confuse people

Can they legitimately claim to have brought a driver through since Ricciardo who has been a success at the team? I'm not counting Verstappen since they signed him to the young driver programme a month before they announced he'd be in Toro Rosso.

Can't believe you'd ignore the fame of Big Dan Burn like this

Vimes' boots theory as applied to kitchenware

You didn't mention the "help" you got from several friends

Give them a Quebecois team so they have to rebrand as Ligue Nationale de Football Américain

i am being so dumb here but what are the three questions? I've read the piece but only two are mentioned

Immediately thought of Rafa Benitez's "facts" press conference, which signalled to Alex Ferguson that he was inside Rafa's head