Kriztina Smith
@kriztinasmith.bsky.social
Self-hating corporate Jill-of-all-trades girly and aspiring writer. My father once said "if you haven't figured life out by 30 you might as well give up." At 34 I think of this every month when I forget to pay my phone and I have $12.15 in the bank. 🏳️🌈🦅💙
I can't explain it, but this picture at my doctors office gives me anxiety.
February 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I can't explain it, but this picture at my doctors office gives me anxiety.
LOL not maps trending today on the app store after #Google announces they are changing the map to say Gulf of America like the gutless trash they are. #boycott Google yall. Do not give these shitty companies your money, your data, or your time! Do not be #complicit, #RESIST!
February 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
LOL not maps trending today on the app store after #Google announces they are changing the map to say Gulf of America like the gutless trash they are. #boycott Google yall. Do not give these shitty companies your money, your data, or your time! Do not be #complicit, #RESIST!
Even though I knew exactly what the results would be....I still couldn't wait to see it. #NoahKahan
December 5, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Even though I knew exactly what the results would be....I still couldn't wait to see it. #NoahKahan
Every year my husband and I find a new ugly ornament to add to our collection. For 14 years we have kept this tradition and it all started with Stitches.... #christmas
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Every year my husband and I find a new ugly ornament to add to our collection. For 14 years we have kept this tradition and it all started with Stitches.... #christmas
Why are you like this 😸
November 24, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Why are you like this 😸
I get irrationally angry whenever my cat looks too comfortable. Who does he think he is!?!?
November 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I get irrationally angry whenever my cat looks too comfortable. Who does he think he is!?!?
Sorry to disrupt your rest, Mike. I'm only trying to work my life away so you can enjoy specialty food and a warm house to destroy. I'll try to be quieter. 🙄
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Sorry to disrupt your rest, Mike. I'm only trying to work my life away so you can enjoy specialty food and a warm house to destroy. I'll try to be quieter. 🙄
The best part of my morning is watching the news with my cat Mike. A true IPad baby, he loves watching TV and Phone screens. We love an informed boy.
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
The best part of my morning is watching the news with my cat Mike. A true IPad baby, he loves watching TV and Phone screens. We love an informed boy.