Krissy Winters
@kriswinters.bsky.social
Overthinker, oversharer, & overly caffeinated. ☕️ ADHD Mama of 2 kids + a beagador. 🐶
Dodger fan and theatre kid. 🎭
Part 🇺🇸, part 🇨🇦, 💯 Californian. ☀️
#VoteBlue 💙 #ThinkBlue ⚾️
Dodger fan and theatre kid. 🎭
Part 🇺🇸, part 🇨🇦, 💯 Californian. ☀️
#VoteBlue 💙 #ThinkBlue ⚾️
It’s working for me – I’m in SoCal. Let me know if you want me to look up something specific for you.
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It’s working for me – I’m in SoCal. Let me know if you want me to look up something specific for you.
Trump’s brain is like a bad slot machine. There’s always at least one orange, but the rest are some combo of sharks, magnets, and Putin on a horse.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Trump’s brain is like a bad slot machine. There’s always at least one orange, but the rest are some combo of sharks, magnets, and Putin on a horse.
High five from the old school invite club! 🙌 Glad you’re here.
February 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
High five from the old school invite club! 🙌 Glad you’re here.
Satine in Moulin Rouge 🥺
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February 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Satine in Moulin Rouge 🥺
I 💯 read this as ‘mediocrities’ at first, and thought ‘ah, the banality of evil, yes.’
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I 💯 read this as ‘mediocrities’ at first, and thought ‘ah, the banality of evil, yes.’
Hi Dr. Wendy! I’ve been reading that this cluster is believed to be on the northern end of the San Andreas system. Is there any truth to that? Thx!
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hi Dr. Wendy! I’ve been reading that this cluster is believed to be on the northern end of the San Andreas system. Is there any truth to that? Thx!
As a native Californian, I learned something new today. ❄️ I also now have yet another reason to point and laugh at stupid Cybertrucks.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 AM
As a native Californian, I learned something new today. ❄️ I also now have yet another reason to point and laugh at stupid Cybertrucks.
Is the “largest left wing network” in the room with us…? 👀
November 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Is the “largest left wing network” in the room with us…? 👀
Are the rumors that Téoscar declined the Dodgers’ offer true??
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Are the rumors that Téoscar declined the Dodgers’ offer true??
Same, hoarsey. Same. 💗
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Same, hoarsey. Same. 💗
Next level fuckery, for sure. Even for TX. 😒
November 20, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Next level fuckery, for sure. Even for TX. 😒
I’ll take Seuss over the soon-to-be Surgeon General, Dr. Nick, tho’.
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November 20, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I’ll take Seuss over the soon-to-be Surgeon General, Dr. Nick, tho’.
It’s only a matter of time until the MILFs are #1. According to Mark Robinson, they already are.
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It’s only a matter of time until the MILFs are #1. According to Mark Robinson, they already are.
YES!! I needed this and you were kind enough to provide. 🤗 Thanks for this mitzvah!
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
YES!! I needed this and you were kind enough to provide. 🤗 Thanks for this mitzvah!